AKPABIO HAS LANDED: GOOD OR BAD

Umani Uwemedimo




This time last year, that is before the February 23rd National Assembly elections, the internet space was bombarded with pictures with a short caption " Akpabio has landed". Infact they made it a trending hashtag throughout January and February.

With the pictures of Akpabio being chaired by a mammoth crowd, APC supporters concluded that they've taken over Akwa Ibom State. But on the election date when we thought Akpabio would land well, him no come land. E take am like few months before him come land. Even as him come land, him no land for Senate, although na for the same Abuja him land. Him land for Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs.

Despite the fact that he had landed somewhere else, Akpabio was brainwashed to believe that all landing no be landing. So he decide to turn the hands of time so that him go fit use one helicopter land for two different destinations the same time.

As him go for road, na so Appeal Court tell am say " oh boy, no be say you no for land here. But the thing be say e get as e be. You no go fit land for here because of weather condition wey dey very very bad. You still need go refuel your engine for Essien Udim so that if you go land, you go land very well. To accompany you, we dong give you Emmanuel Akpan and Nse Ntuen. That was how a rerun election for the Senate seat, House of Representatives seat and State House seat was ordered in Essien Udim Local Government Area.

There were speculations that Akpabio would win, even his Chief Press Secretary had issued a Press Statement, appreciating the Appeal Court justices for the verdict and had also congratulated the Akwa Ibom APC faithfuls ahead of Akpabio's triumph at the rerun. But one week before the rerun, Akpabio withdrew self from the rerun election. The man kom code say cabal been just wan rubbish am. Him kom know say all landing na landing.

Everyone for street come dey ask, " why e kom be say na Akpabio of all people tear race commot for election wey him bin dey reason say him go win? Indeed the fear of Ukarakpa is the beginning of comportment.

E come dey like say Akpabio bin dey try transfer him beating give Hon. Ekperikpe Ekpo wey from my Federal Constituency. As we get the jerk, na so we call meeting fast fast, do protest, kary the matter go table before INEC. The question wey we ask INEC be say, " why una go big head siddon here look as Akpabio wan transfer him beating give our brother? INEC come dey beg us. Omor! Them tell us say them no know o. Immediately, they issued a release citing relevant laws that Akpabio cannot be substituted. Na so Akpabio face for Abuja change. Him come talk say " oya I no dey interested for the election matter again. Anything wey party wan do, make them do". Baba! Na so Akpabio take commot for ring mek Ukarakpa no beat am kill. If we been keep kwayet siddon, na so them for kary Ekperikpe Ekpo go mek Ukarakpa brush brush am kee for ring.

Everything was going on smoothly. Infact, Emma Akpan and Nse Ntuen were doing their consultations well. APC supporters had hope that the duo would succeed. But as Akpabio come land for Ukana yesterday night with one big belle Police DIG like that, fear enter everywhere. For him dead mind, when them see the DIG, Emman Akpan and Nse Ntuen go contact. Them go feel am say him get level. Him no been know say the man belle alone na total discouragement for the two men.

Wait a minute! If Ukarakpa wan swallow that DIG, where you think say him go start from dey swallow am? Las las, the man no get level.

Emman Akpan and Nse Ntuen come get meeting early this morning. For the meeting, them kom dey adumbrate weting happen give all APC candidates for last general elections as Akpabio been land for Uyo. Them come reason say them fit lose as all their party candidates been lose for last elections o. Like this, them dong tear race commot for town say them no want do again. Them believe say as Akpabio dong land so, them fit no even get one vote for the rerun election tomorrow. As I dey tell you this tori so, Akpabio, Emman Akpan, and Nse Ntuen dong run. Them dong talk say them no wan contest again. Them talk say all the noise wey them been dey make for town so, say na play them been dey play oooo.

E better say them withdraw early than to go score 0 vote. Indeed Akpabio has landed no be better statement.

All these drama for the tax payers money. Nigeria may God deliver you from the hands of these vultures

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