Ishilove:

I doubt it ended well. Em Cee Cee refused to tell us the outcome, which likely means his ass was whopped

The person that beat him will write only 2 sentence story on another website.
All this long story is usually told by the loser

Wait,
Is it finished ?

soberdrunk:
Maybe it's just me but this was painful to read, now my head is head aching me.....

...lazy Nigerian youths! Una no read novels as tennagers?

Ishilove:

Cock_ rentals? Do you rent broilers or something?

yes absolutely

fatymore:
Too long...

Guess I am not in the mood to read

Nope, you're just being black. Like the saying if u want to hide something from a black, put it in writing.

The guy self is patient. If I see u fiddling with ur gear lever trying to force into the reverse then I come park my car on a spot and then u come and say u wanted to park there I won't even talk to u. If u prevent me from opening my door I go silently enter the rear seats come out side through the rear passenger door and go to the trunk to grab my screw jack all without saying a word. Any show of force from u I go use my Jack dislocate your knee cap and u go count ur losses.

Nice write up. U must have been getting ten-over-ten in 'write an essay on how I spent my holidays' when u were in primary school! Witty and interesting

Hmmm..... nice write up.... great build up. I guess there is no more to write since the last expression was because of him seeing the launching of a straight right that blacked him out.

Realtalk20:


Someone is trying to be an author and op is just being nice and trying to promote this person

In reality the writing is just average and uninspiring

You know fuckall, son.
But Arthur Conan Doyle spoke about you when he said "talent recognises genius but mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself."

Interesting stuff

proclinician:


Nope, you're just being black. Like the saying if u want to hide something from a black, put it in writing.

Nope...

I have a novel I am currently reading.

I have any book app.

I do online classes on Alison and the likes.

I ain't lazy when it comes to reading.

I was just not in the mood

Omo everybody they support the other guy over the op ooo but I know na fiction sha

okpalaAnambra:
Only a jobless person will seat down to read all these that adds nothing to one's life

Kpele o... Jobfull

uuzba:

The person that beat him will write only 2 sentence story on another website.
All this long story is usually told by the loser

LMAO

rentAcock:


yes absolutely

That's novel. I've never heard of renting broilers and cockerels.

For cockfighting?

ChiefSweetus:

You know fuckall, son.
But Arthur Conan Doyle spoke about you when he said "talent recognises genius but mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself."

And yet you are the one trying so hard to sound intelligent?

Boy go and sleep

You write well.
If you will want to write for me @ 50k per word, please hala me on WhatsApp +2347084793078.
Original piece...not copied work please because I have a way of verifying it.
I know it's not much, but I'm a hustlers oo biko!

SouthSouth1914:


Evening

How your side nah,?

Longest time

If somebody continues to read long epistles like this on phone, could actually lead to serious eye problem in the nearest future. Its not worth pls

okpalaAnambra:
Only a jobless person will seat down to read all these that adds nothing to one's life

go one side joor, lazy fella

franchasng:
Summary pls


A good Nairalander should summarise this textbook in 5 paragraphs and not more than 8 sentences, tenkiuu

brother mine, pay me and I'll deliver the summary its an interesting read, you will be happy to read it

The guy sounds arrogant.

Only arrogant people initiate a street fight unnecessarily.

The only time street fighting is allowed is if some random idiot insults your mother. Otherwise, just ignore.

What made him think he could fight the guy?

Reminds me of a video I saw. A white man in South Africa whose car was overtaken by a black man driving a Mercedes chased him into a filing station.

Before the black dude could open the door, the white man had started punching him from the window , even opened the door and was pinning the black dude inside the car.

When the dude eventually got out of the car, lordy lord! Black dude (a Nigerian) was almost 7ft tall and built like King Kong.

Needless to say, a well aimed punch to the face of the white man, who was probably over 50 years old, sent him sprawling on the floor like he was hit by Dangote trailer.

Morale of the story? Choose your battles wisely. Choose your opponents carefully.

RisenPhoenix:
Lol. You should have stopped at stage one.
When I matured from my fighting days, I realised one salient point; no matter how you sabi fight or you craze reach, you go see pesin wey craze pass and sabi fight pass you.

Chai

Heeheehee, RIP to cee

foleskay:
If somebody continues to read long epistles like this on phone, could actually lead to serious eye problem in the nearest future. Its not worth pls

Then don't read, Don't even comment, Just scroll and pass. Some of us do use bluelight filters, You should do the same or STFU!

Ishilove:

That's novel. I've never heard of renting broilers and cockerels.

For cockfighting?

Lol people rent Cocks for various reasons. Some use them as support animals, pets and photoshoot. They are well trained to meet the specific needs of the client. You should rent one and you will always come back.

A beautiful write u p