How to Relieve Boredom!!!!

1. Have a tea party with your pets

2. Stop people as they enter a drive-thru. Ask them to give you a lift though the drive-thru because you dont want to queue inside.

3. Make up a word, use it casually in conversation and see if anyone ask what it means

4. Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face "they're more then meets the eye".

5. Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send him or her to school as if nothing is wrong.

7. Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

8. Read the dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages.

9. Stare at people though the tines of a fork and pretened they're in jail.

10. Write a short story using alphabet soup.

11. Make a list of things you have already done.

12. When your roommate is sleeping, place his or her hand in a warm bucket of water, Try it

13. Write checks with Roman numerals.

14. Write "out to lunch" on your forehead.

15. Explain the reasons why World War 2 started to your cat.

actually this got me cracking up; if u are mischeivous u will understand

. .and just when u think u are relieved they'll come and carry u away.

well i actually get d joke from my friend wey dem don carry go one big psychiatric hotel make him go enjoy, so if wan join am 4 d hotel just try any of am or all of am so that them go carry u go d president suit so that u go enjoy well well!!!!!!

Mtchew

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