Da name,is Bright2 of nairaland i reside @ Okporo road Rumuodara ph.You can Holla me on 08027845575.Long leave Port harcourt nairalanders.

the cafe i use is el' computers just like ur name

and what makes u think i stay around ur area. well tell me where u stay and i will know if its where i stay.

@all.
i hail everyone in the house.

chaoooo

@ El
na here your mates de find babe?
i aint looking for a babe??

yeah right!
so what exactly are u looking for??
a chessmate?
get a life!

port harcourt nairalanders got nothing, to offer, prove me wrong.coal city is the sh*t

Abeg who who call dis one?

Let me try this again, What's good everybody- Nairalanders, scammers, hustlers, and desperados. It's your friendly neighbor JAGUA'PAW, Jagau for short, trying to get a little talk time up in here. I originally hail from the PH but I've been gone a while and miss it like crazy. I'm suppose to be falling in soon and I'm excited as R Kelly at a Girl Scout dinner party, to say the least. And like I said in my last post, which got no replies I want to know what and where all the cool, happening, jumping, bubbling, and grooving spots are. Anybody, somebody don't care who or what you are but 'HOLLA ATCHA' BOI'

Jagua'

'can't touh this'

Dude coolest place to b at night iz in ur crib wit yo fellaz. But if u wan waka 4 nite, please nor near DLine or Onne. GRA rockz at night sha.

Appreciate the heads up but I no dey do cra-fish waka. I know my folks go sabi some spots but I was hoping to get some suggesstion from here to run by them Because I figure una for dis site go get some current scoop wey be say when I yan dem dem go wonder how I take know. So plz, people NAME some places and I again Dual Core, I appreciate the info,

'chop I chop'

I need a girlfriend.She must be beautiful.I need girls in Abia,Imo, Rivers,and environs.Is anyone there free to date me.I am a guy of 24years and a final year student in FUTO.My number is 08038759957

uhmm Onizzy, U need to take a chill pill, ok? Look around u, u aint the only babe here. Unless ur gutter of a mouth is itching u, u need to shut the Bleep up and continue with ur "life", which from what i see, is talking trash on NL. I say i nor dey find babe, na by force, even if I dey find babe, no be slowpoke like u, i dey find, yer dig?

@joyblinks, I dey Mile 1. just believe. no be el computers, for ikwerre road u dey use? na only 2 cafes dey mile 1. holla.

Yes oh, i use el at ikwerre road. but why is ur id el'. i wounder if u are related to the owner of the cafe

My user name has nothing whatsoever to do with el computers, or its owner @ Joyblinks, its from my first name.

Hiyaa . used to b in PH so i just to i'd give a shout to ma EX-NEIGHBOURZ!!

@el

how would i have known? well i jst asked sha.

u wount blame me. they both sound alike

Jagua in the neighborhood again, HIGH FIVE!! PH Nairalanders how go dey go? just wanted to know what kind of software people are interested in PH these days? Whether na aspiring IT, professional IT, or just your everday user. I had evasdropped on a conversation between Dual Core and Onizzy about CCNA cert stuff, I have that (study guide and lab) along with a version of routersim and even Petrel a few others. I heard Java was another one but if you know of anymore let me know,

'monkey banana yellow potato'

El:

uhmm Onizzy, You need to take a chill pill, ok? Look around u, u aint the only babe here. Unless your gutter of a mouth is itching u, u need to shut the mess up and continue with your "life", which from what i see, is talking trash on Nairaland. I say i nor dey find babe, na by force, even if I dey find babe, no be slowpoke like u, i dey find, yer dig?

@ EL u sound really angry o!!
i wonder wat is getting u all spooked!!!!!!!
LMAO
c ya mouth like slowpoke!!!!!!!!!!
u din have to show dat u were 19 here na

@ Onizzy, I'm not 19, ok, u may be, but I was 19 8 years ago. Just because we come here to chat n play with u kids, doesn't mean u should say whatever u like to us, ok? Dont get me wrong , i can take a joke, but there's a diffrence between joke, yab and insult, ok?

My friend Sawyer tells me ur kinda cute, ok, lets leave the fighting for the fighters, me i'm a luver, ok?

Holla @ me, lets chat or sumfin, ok?

@ Joyblinks, I'm checking my database of Joys in the area, i'll soon identify u.

U know what, I'll just keep guessing ur street, u tell me if I'm wrong. Ikwerre Road?

El:

My friend Sawyer tells me your kind of cute, ok, lets leave the fighting for the fighters, me i'm a luver, ok?

chie dis guy don burn my cable here

erm. . . onizzy i can explain, yes i told him u were cute, erm. . . erm. . . erm. . . hehehehehehhehehe

yea El i told onizzy i was going to arrange make two of una meet while i sit back with my popcorn to watch the film hehe.

El:

Holla @ me, lets chat or sumfin, ok?

she's a night crawler, u're a day walker. na only night she dey online. and u, only during the day

Dual Core:

chie this guy don burn my cable here

erm. . . onizzy i can explain, yes i told him u were cute, erm. . . erm. . . erm. . . hehehehehehhehehe

yea El i told onizzy i was going to arrange make two of una meet while i sit back with my popcorn to watch the film hehe.
she's a night crawler, u're a day walker. na only night she dey online. and u, only during the day

@ Dual, nuffin dey happen.
She be night, i be day, we fit still meet for middle, no?

El:

@ Dual, nuffin dey happen.
She be night, i be day, we fit still meet for middle, no?

i dey the middle na

No i mean, me and she fit meet for the middle (night and day, duh!).

log in to yahoo,

even if u guess from now till 2moro, u cant guess out where i leave. maybe u might see me in person thru el' computers. but anyway, if u feel u can and u get it correctly ehn,
i go buy u hmmm,

_{(i reserve my comments)}

takia 4 now

@ joyblinks, Nsukka street?

oooo

aa

Mr. El'

u guessed wrong. keep on guessing

EL, she dey online now, rush go EL computers slyly look for anyone with nairaland open on her screen. jam her there o.

@ joyblinks, Nnewi Street?

@ Dual , na weekend i fit do that one,

joy, gimme time wey we fit meet,

Life don spoil finally.

el'
thats still not where i stay.

i will make out time for us to see one of these days.

@ El
i alwez knew it!!!!!!!!!!!

DC!
DC!
I am so not talkin to u again!
it is so over
how culd u?
no more!!

n El we aint hooking up soon

Watsup P. H fellas,

just joinin in 2 show som love, I put on 4 PH city any day, anytime, but not been around in like 3yrs nw, studyin outside u knw,
anyway, hope 2 hav fun n mayb meet som ppl i used 2 know back in d day,

@nizzy, i knew a girl called nizzy back in PH, did u work at Memories Images Digital?