Guys? let's go.

Got me drunk
Yes Op I know you said ladies
But you said what a guy has done so I'm saying.
Stupid guy Got me and my guy drunk. We couldn't go home so we went to crash at his place since its nearer. Midnight I dey feel one kind pole dey chook me from behind. Drink clear from my eye when bros hold my rod.
I'm sure he won't try it with another person again. I'm very sure. Wetin him eye see. Even me come dey pity am.
Fast forward till evening we were 200k richer plus some very expensive wristwatches.

he is buying gifts.

More comments please
Ladies alone

delectablegyal:
he is buying gifts.

What's crazy about someone buying u gifts ?

Married my sister

The guy didn't fake anything. Was honest to a fault. He wasn't privilegded to finish school and all that. I liked that but not him
When he realised that i wasn't interested in anything romantic, he tried to rape me. Gripped my neck and forced me into his room.
His friend came visiting. Opened the door any saw us.

where are the ladies?

*Smiles* 4 christsake dis thread is 4 ladies... guys pls chill... kilode!

Sold my new blackberry in school then curve 8,can't really remember the prize then,my school was in ekiti had to travel to Benin republic,The school there Northern American University houdugbe..,to see her without a phone, immigrations officers chop my money taya,left my school around 5am got to her hotel around 7pm I know still see her chop OMOLOLA....

In a nutshell I crossed borders without my parents knowing to go do that thing....

^^^^you did not have alternative pvssy here in nigeria?

where is farano?

where is myndd44

where are the ladies on nairaland?

Blu03:


The guy didn't fake anything. Was honest to a fault. He wasn't privilegded to finish school and all that. I liked that but not him
When he realised that i wasn't interested in anything romantic, he tried to rape me. Gripped my neck and forced me into his room.
His friend came visiting. Opened the door any saw us.

.. are you for real? ..



you must have gone through alot, I hope you're not being traumatised by all this past events

Blu03:


The guy didn't fake anything. Was honest to a fault. He wasn't privilegded to finish school and all that. I liked that but not him
When he realised that i wasn't interested in anything romantic, he tried to rape me. Gripped my neck and forced me into his room.
His friend came visiting. Opened the door any saw us.

sorry but, that's disturbing. How are you now and him

Shibaraba:
Got me drunk
Yes Op I know you said ladies
But you said what a guy has done so I'm saying.
Stupid guy Got me and my guy drunk. We couldn't go home so we went to crash at his place since its nearer. Midnight I dey feel one kind pole dey chook me from behind. Drink clear from my eye when bros hold my rod.
I'm sure he won't try it with another person again. I'm very sure. Wetin him eye see. Even me come dey pity am.
Fast forward till evening we were 200k richer plus some very expensive wristwatches.

Weird!!!

abuuzy:
Sold my new blackberry in school then curve 8,can't really remember the prize then,my school was in ekiti had to travel to Benin republic,The school there Northern American University houdugbe..,to see her without a phone, immigrations officers chop my money taya,left my school around 5am got to her hotel around 7pm I know still see her chop OMOLOLA....

In a nutshell I crossed borders without my parents knowing to go do that thing....

CHISOS!!!


You see her chop?

Okoroawusa:

CHISOS!!!


You see her chop?

Bros I mumu that time na, No.
But we best friends now,she has a daughter now

Used my school fees in school to pay her own school fees on Friday....

Got home and filled their Geepee tank with water from well.

Helped mopped, washed her aunt kids clothes...

Iron her aunt husband clothes and uniform (Soldier)

Went to market together, came back and picked the leaves. Being a good cooker, I requested she let me cooked the food. After cooking, I cleaned up the kitchen and there was nothing left to do.

Went to parlour to watched titanic, and one thing wanted to led to another... bamm! her aunt husband just returned from work (Soldier) and caught me kissing and pressing bress...

Brothers and sisters, that was the day I know prick is one hell of a coward. instantly, it went from 6.3inches to -3inches.


I don't want to explain what happened that evening, but one thing for sure is... my life was never the same.
I realized sometimes you don't need prayers to give your life to Jesus, beatings can do the job.

Today I'm a child of God, living for him alone and my prick refuse to come out since that ugly incident.

3 things you should fear in life:
God
Women
And soldier

abuuzy:


Bros I mumu that time na, No.
But we best friends now,she has a daughter now

Bestie bestie

Mixed weed wit beans for me to eat

delectablegyal:
ladies? let's go.

You go first

delectablegyal:
where are the ladies on nairaland?

If they start talking
The guys here will start insulting them

Hmmmn men could be desperately desperate at times.

Way way back, he used to fill our drum with water everyday among other errands, This was an exercise in futility las las.

Another, he renounced his religion. Every member of his family, extended and nuclear, are moslems. Even the mosquito in their house be moslem, yet he was attending church with me and became a Bro.....

Yet another, ran away from home, wife and kids inclusive, to be with me. Admittedly, I love this at first cos the wife is no good. I won't bother you with details about that. But for the kids, I had to send him back. And I think because of me, he became a bad husband too but he won't admit it. I think they're separated now. And me, I'm born again now.

Offpoint:
Used my school fees in school to pay her own school fees on Friday....

Got home and filled their Geepee tank with water from well.

Helped mopped, washed her aunt kids clothes...

Iron her aunt husband clothes and uniform (Soldier)

Went to market together, came back and picked the leaves. Being a good cooker, I requested she let me cooked the food. After cooking, I cleaned up the kitchen and there was nothing left to do.

Went to parlour to watch titanic, and one thing wanted to lead to another... bamm! her aunt husband just returned from work (Soldier) and caught me kissing and pressing bress...

Brothers and sisters, that was the day I know prick is one hell of a coward. instantly, it went from 6.3inches to -3inches.


I don't want to explain what happened that evening, but one thing for sure is... my life was never the same.
I realized sometimes you don't need prayers to give your life to Jesus, beatings can do the job.

Today I'm a child of God, living for him alone and my prick refuse to come out since that ugly incident.

3 things you should fear in life:
God
Women
And soldier

While i am in no position to vouch for the veracity of any post, but i have read a medical book that lends credence to your statement, "I know prick is one hell of a coward." The author attributes some cases of erectile dysfunction to bad experiences like you had. He gave the example of a man who was caught pants down with a woman by her husband. The husband caught them when he returned home unexpectedly from a night shift. The furious husband, holding a knife, held the culprit by his diick and threatened to sever it. The culprit managed to get off from the grip and escaped physical injury, but since that day he never had an erection again.
Op, while your ordeal has made you turn born again, the culprit referred to above has lost the ability to fvck due to lack of erection. Your case is better - you can still indulge yourself, in secret of course as people in your shoes are wont to (hahaha, remember "brother" peter + "sister" esther romp?).

Hi, I haven't slePt with Anyone yet �

Let me sit and listen to some tales by moonlight

this post reminds me of oma

Proschizzy:
Hi, I haven't slePt with Anyone yet �

When you're ready , get a virgin like yourself so that you start as novices and learn the practicals of coitus together. If you're able "to hold bodi" till you marry, and your wife too, you're going to have a fantastic sexx life. You will both go into honeymoon as jjc and continue to become experts through trial and error (but note that you wont enjoy this experience with 100% satisfaction if you're a porn watcher now because those films would have rewired your brain).