crownedrookie:
Weekend never start them don dey win you 1-0

pfadom:
That's the new strategy they deploy. Thank your God you didn't force her, she could land you in trouble.

manGODDED:
Must you lie about a non existent photo to draw attention

stupidity:
So I took this girl out, we drink, flex and all. All the while we were flexing I was thinking of the different style to nail her with. As in, looking at her alone was like a movie of what will play out tonight. We got home, I baff, she sef baff. Then we went to bed.

Could you imagine I touched this girl she say she’s not in the mood. What was she thinking all the while we were out flexing? After the evening flexing and enjoyment, aren’t you supposed to know it will have a “happier ending”?

The matter tire me I won’t lie. Is this good ?? Where was her mind when we were out flexing ?

I just deh look her for bed like this. I don’t have strength to beg anyone for sex this year.

stupidity:
tell me the truth, if I didn’t add “photo”, will you open the thread? I’m being honest right now do be honest too. You see ehn, lemme not talk shar

crownedrookie:
Anybody who opens a post by stupidity expecting to actually see a photo has himself to blame

Xavfra:



The guy created a mental picture....I don't know y people are holding him

stupidity:
ohhhhhhh,, thank youuuuuu!!! I can’t believe people are still this smart in Nigeria.

They’ll be expecting me to post photos, they can’t use their head to script and act movie to the story I posted.

stupidity:
So I took this girl out, we drink, flex and all. All the while we were flexing I was thinking of the different style to nail her with. As in, looking at her alone was like a movie of what will play out tonight. We got home, I baff, she sef baff. Then we went to bed.

Could you imagine I touched this girl she say she’s not in the mood. What was she thinking all the while we were out flexing? After the evening flexing and enjoyment, aren’t you supposed to know it will have a “happier ending”?

The matter tire me I won’t lie. Is this good ?? Where was her mind when we were out flexing ?

I just deh look her for bed like this. I don’t have strength to beg anyone for sex this year.

stupidity:
weekend wey don finish already. Na Friday be my weekend. I use Saturday to clean and arrange my house then I use Sunday to rest. Nor carry Toto come meet me on Sunday because I will not fvck. Instead I save the strength for the week. By the way, if you fvck on weekdays, you need to re-evaluate your priorities. I’m not talking about the normal two minutes fvck o. If you don’t last one to two hours, please don’t quote me. Make we nor crash nairaland sever this night.

stupidity:
So I took this girl out, we drink, flex and all. All the while we were flexing I was thinking of the different style to nail her with. As in, looking at her alone was like a movie of what will play out tonight. We got home, I baff, she sef baff. Then we went to bed.

Could you imagine I touched this girl she say she’s not in the mood. What was she thinking all the while we were out flexing? After the evening flexing and enjoyment, aren’t you supposed to know it will have a “happier ending?

The matter tire me I won’t lie. Is this good ?? Where was her mind when we were out flexing ?

I just deh look her for bed like this. I don’t have strength to beg anyone for sex this year.

stupidity:
So I took this girl out, we drink, flex and all. All the while we were flexing I was thinking of the different style to nail her with. As in, looking at her alone was like a movie of what will play out tonight. We got home, I baff, she sef baff. Then we went to bed.

Could you imagine I touched this girl she say she’s not in the mood. What was she thinking all the while we were out flexing? After the evening flexing and enjoyment, aren’t you supposed to know it will have a “happier ending”?

The matter tire me I won’t lie. Is this good ?? Where was her mind when we were out flexing ?

I just deh look her for bed like this. I don’t have strength to beg anyone for sex this year.

Kalashnikov102:
Sometimes dem dey play hard to fall..jus keep tryinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!!!!
Once e nack 5:00am my broad lock upp..you no fit kii ya self

stupidity:
So I took this girl out, we drink, flex and all. All the while we were flexing I was thinking of the different style to nail her with. As in, looking at her alone was like a movie of what will play out tonight. We got home, I baff, she sef baff. Then we went to bed.

Could you imagine I touched this girl she say she’s not in the mood. What was she thinking all the while we were out flexing? After the evening flexing and enjoyment, aren’t you supposed to know it will have a “happier ending”?

The matter tire me I won’t lie. Is this good ?? Where was her mind when we were out flexing ?

I just deh look her for bed like this. I don’t have strength to beg anyone for sex this year.

Came4amod:


While flexing her .. u should have chipped in some dirty jokes then u will make her comfortable and eager to fvck u .. but u kept mute and u want magic to put it in her head .. sorry it dont work that way .. next time think of the end from the beginning

manGODDED:
Must you lie about a non existent photo to draw attention

TissuePaper:
dammmmn Nigggaaar

You are a real nigga

Georgekyrian:
In as much as I cannot send a woman out of my house but Bro do it!!
Wake her up at 2am and send her off