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White Lie by cordj2: 1:33pm On Dec 14, 2010
Sunday morning a pastor was preaching on the pulpit
Pastor: Lies are evil, christians should refrain from telling lie. No white lies,No black lies. Lie is lie. As it is written in the book, how many of us has read the book of Matthew chapter 29 vs 12?. All the congregation raised up there hands. The pastor looked at the elder's corner, his wife and all the elders too raised there hands. The pastor wipe his face with his face tower, cleared his throat and say The book of Matthew ends at chapter 28, there is no chapter 29, even you, our mother in the lord and all the congregation just lied.
Re: White Lie by sutoboy(m): 8:04pm On Dec 16, 2010
cordj2:

Sunday morning a pastor was preaching on the pulpit
Pastor: Lies are evil, christians should refrain from telling lie. No white lies,No black lies. Lie is lie. As it is written in the book, how many of us has read the book of Matthew chapter 29 vs 12?. All the congregation raised up there hands. The pastor looked at the elder's corner, his wife and all the elders too raised there hands. The pastor wipe his face with his face tower, cleared his throat and say The book of Matthew ends at chapter 28, there is no chapter 29, even you, our mother in the lord and all the congregation just lied.

THE FUNNEST THING IS THAT, YOU SELF JUST LIED.
Re: White Lie by okpismart: 8:07pm On Dec 16, 2010
WAKA or STAY?
WAKAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reason: Old joke
Re: White Lie by koligs: 8:19pm On Dec 16, 2010
No vex, your joke no make sense,
Re: White Lie by ONEMEGE(m): 11:05am On Jan 22, 2011
koligs:

No vex, your joke no make sense,

why e go vex ? u nor know wetin make sense.
Re: White Lie by StudioCFR(m): 11:19am On Jan 22, 2011
Where is the joke?
Re: White Lie by TruBel: 1:40pm On Jan 24, 2011
u guys are just beefing. At least he wrote something!

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