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England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by Razorr(f): 3:44pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
Ronaldinho and the rest of the Brazil team are all at the Wembley dressing room laughing and joking at how they are going to beat England. So Ronaldinho stands up and says: 'Chaps, why don't you go to the pub, have a few beers and enjoy yourself while I take on England on my own.' The rest of the Brazil squad look perplexed, then all agree it is a damn fine idea and off they go to the pub. The game starts and proceeds normally, 11 England players v 1 Brazil player. The rest of the Brazil team ask the landlord to switch the TV over to the match and start shouting, laughing and celebrating, England 0 - Brazil 1, and so they carry on drinking and celebrating. After quite a while they remember the match and ask the landlord to check what the final score was and it was England 0 - Brazil 1. Full time and Ronaldinho had beaten England on his own, AWESOME!! The Brazil players rush back to the stadium only to see Ronaldinho sobbing uncontrollably saying: 'I am sorry, I have let you down.' 'What are you talking about? you beat England on your own!' replied his teammates. 'Yeah, but I got sent off 12 minutes into the first half' came Ronaldinho's meek reply, www.football365.com |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
laughs!!!!!!!!! but remember dat Becks and Owen will be there |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by mukina2: 3:55pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
lmaoooooo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() they will thrash England in their own home what a pity ![]() i am not a fan of none of them but i will back brazil no this one ![]() ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by RuuDie(m): 4:38pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
okay, are we s'posed 2 be ROTFL ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by Razorr(f): 4:45pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
Well, ruud boi, we've got to do something about your sense of humour, because it really sucks! ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by marlet01(m): 4:51pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
Back to footie As Mukian said, I will also say Brazil is winning. Thanks. ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by mukina2: 7:25pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
Marlet for changing my name we go fight ![]() ![]() ![]() England to lose ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by kitaun(m): 7:31pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
who cares? ![]() for me FRANCE is the team ![]() I wonder when peeps will see that most of these Brazilian guys are overrated just like their English counterparts ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by tosinadeda: 7:33pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
@kitaun cant and will never agree with U |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by marlet01(m): 7:34pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
@ Mukina Sorry for that. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by mukina2: 7:37pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
word!!! Les bleus anyday ![]() ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by kitaun(m): 7:39pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
@tosinadeda Personal opinion ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by mukina2: 7:45pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
uh uh marlet ok ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by Mustay(m): 8:31pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
Yeah Muki. That's africa in europe |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by 9ja4eva: 12:50am On Jun 02, 2007 |
Draw game |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by marlet01(m): 10:38am On Jun 02, 2007 |
9ja4eva:Yeah it was a tie, but England should have won it. |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by kitaun(m): 11:16am On Jun 02, 2007 |
Nothing special from d overhyped teams! A France vs Italy match wld have been more worth it, friendly or not! |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by tosinadeda: 12:49pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
Think so2 |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by Mustay(m): 12:56pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
And it was CAPtain Fantastic Terry |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by RuuDie(m): 1:17pm On Jun 04, 2007 |
Razorr: Nah --- on the contrary, i think urs needs a lot of fine-tuning cuz ur Mikel has got more CARDS[/b]than Ronaldinho's got in all his playing career --- b4 u start spreading [b]Sahara Desert-like jokes, how many times has Ronaldinho gotten a CARD 1st 10mins in2 a match ? |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by chuckdee4(m): 5:21pm On Jun 04, 2007 |
Ouch, that joke would make a die hard English man/fan reach boiling point |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by Mustay(m): 6:26pm On Jun 04, 2007 |
E don happen! |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by manu4laif: 12:53pm On Jun 05, 2007 |
@Ruud, The joke is on you ![]() ![]() WAN UNITED ![]() ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by viee(f): 6:42pm On Jun 06, 2007 |
England vs Estonia today; im all for Estonia bad belle dey wori me ![]() i hope they play goalless or Terry scores an own goal ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by kitaun(m): 9:46pm On Jun 06, 2007 |
U MEAN aNDORRA? ![]() |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by doyin13(m): 12:36am On Jun 09, 2007 |
Ol bob. I must be dense. I no get the joke at all , sent off twelve mins into the first half. I will give it another try |
Re: England Vs Brazil. A Must Read! by Nobody: 12:58am On Jun 09, 2007 |
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