My brother, if your wife or girlfriend insists she will eat pizza or chocolate on Valentine's day, tell her to go read *
Numbers 9:11 in the bible. The scripture is specific on the food to be taken on 14th February.

Numbers 9:11-
*In the second month on the fourteenth day in the evening they shall keep it; they shall eat it with unleavened bread and bitter herbs.*
You get it? Henceforth, the law of Moses will prevail.
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This one weak me!