The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

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was she dat sex-starved ? na wa o

dats just crazy ! and errm funny at the same time. . .the visual in my head is just so madt

a woman straddling a terminal erection . . a really crazy world we live in sha

So many things about this story made no sense at all.

Infac t, ko possible.

What is the name of the movie and when is it premiered

Ileke-IdI:

So many things about this story made no sense at all.

Infac t, ko possible.

lol yea its very possible she straddled the dead man. . . some dead men do have erections

its the getting preggers part i dunno.

tonte23:

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man come.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with[b] desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
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According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have intimacy with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to heavenly feeling after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.


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ROTFL. . .which one be heavenly feeling ? I just hope this is not true at all.

googles:

lol yea its very possible she straddled the dead man. . . some dead men do have erections

its the getting preggers part i dunno.

Its not possible, ko se se

A case of dead man walking?

@ileke
How is it possible ?

Suing for child support afterwards??!!





I APPROVE!

guys the sperm stays alive for days even after a human being is dead. you can quickly research that. And if you know anybody that works at a mortuary they will always tell you that stimulating a dead persons private organs SOMETIMES INVIGORATES an active sexual reaction.

[size=20pt]THE STORY IS FAKE.[/size]


it's just meant to encourage perversion.

possibly an initiation into a cult of some sort.

Yeah the story is fake.

Still, I APPROVE!

approve what?

sleeping with a dead body?

that's a mental illness.

tonte23:

guys the spermatozoa stays alive for days even after a human being is dead. you can quickly research that. And if you know anybody that works at a mortuary they will always tell you[b] that stimulating a dead persons private organs SOMETIMES INVIGORATES an active sexual reaction.[/b]

Does it happen to a woman too ? If it does,why are we not hearing cases of dead women molestation ?
I still do not believe the whole thing even though I've never seen a dead person before.

I don't approve of necrophilia, just that in this case the move to get child support makes up for the perversion. It shows that the real motive would be monetary, rather than sexual. She knew what she was doing. It's always about the dollars in the end.

This kind of news can come out from America, yet when they say an armed robber turned to a goat to avoid police arrest in Nigeria, they say its stone age and lack of civilization.

PhysicsQED:

I don't approve of necrophilia, just that in this case the move to get child support makes up for the perversion. It shows that the real motive would be monetary, rather than sexual.   She knew what she was doing. [b] It's always about the dollars in the end.[/b]

Ouch. . . . and I speak for all women.
What a way to see the world.

~Bluetooth:

@ileke
How is it possible ?

Ibeere nla lol

PhysicsQED:

I don't approve of necrophilia, just that in this case the move to get child support makes up for the perversion. It shows that the real motive would be monetary, rather than sexual. She knew what she was doing. It's always about the dollars in the end.

it's not a joke, not funny, and actually it's very sick.

stop making your mind so depraved.

you have a choice for goodness sake.

Kx:

This kind of news can come out from America, yet when they say an armed robber turned to a goat to avoid police arrest in Nigeria, they say its stone age and lack of civilization.

A lot of ish happens in American abeg. The land where mental/psychological  illness reign.

PhysicsQED:

I don't approve of necrophilia, just that in this case the move to get child support makes up for the perversion. It shows that the real motive would be monetary, rather than sexual. She knew what she was doing. It's always about the dollars in the end.

it's called ra pe since the man did not show his consent before and after the whole thing

Lighten up. This forum exists merely for my amusement. Don't you know that already?

Occasionally I'll say shocking things and watch people react and fall over themselves with confusion.

How would you people believe such thrash like this? You lot disgust me

PhysicsQED:

Lighten up. This forum exists merely for my amusement. Don't you know that already?

Occasionally I'll say shocking things and watch people react and fall over themselves with confusion.

i'd say it's more like you're playing with sh1t and thinking others are confused.

"Playing with shi-t"?

Fecophilia. I don't approve of that under any circumstances.


public note to self: I don't see how, when I make a vile and morbid joke about what is clearly a vile and dirty but humorous article, somebody with no sense of humor will come in here and start preaching and pontificating. My response was appropriate to the original article, all this talk about depravity is senseless.

whatever!!!!!!!!!!!


why not stop defending what you're doing!!!


it's the internet and so what!

"Marmaduke"?

"arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home "?

"Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support."?


The story would be amusing as hell, even if it were real.

Ileke-IdI:

oh these things happen. . not commonly so but yes some have the terminal erection in death.

mostly pple dat died face-down or while standing or a result of a violent and brutal death that makes the blood rush from the upper part of the body

to the lower part and once the legs cant take more blood it goes into the blood vessels in the male organ thereby causing the terminal erection. wat i

dunno is if he can actually impregnate the woman

Chai!
The woman is a certified MAD case!
How was she able to bear the cold d.i.ck

googles:

oh these things happen. . not commonly so but yes some have the terminal erection in death.

mostly pple dat died face-down or while standing or a result of a violent and brutal death that makes the blood rush from the upper part of the body

to the lower part and once the legs cant take more blood it goes into the blood vessels in the male organ thereby causing the terminal erection. wat i

dunno is if he can actually impregnate the woman

You know all this?

isn't it sad that this dude gets more árse dead, than most of these posters get alive?