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Hilarious Jokes Of The Day by robosky02(m): 1:51pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
1. Too much lies can make a lady call her boyfriend, and mistakenly tells him. Baby pls send me money, I just died. 2. "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled , "I'm so wet , give it to me now !" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella. Evil minded people, what were you thinking?? 3. All these Enugu gals sef, which one is "I have been trying your number is not responsible" 4.Some have bae but can not cheat .Some can cheat but have no bae . I have bae and i can la la la what do yu want 2 hear? Amebo 5.Relationship stress can actually make you look for a seat belt in the toilet 6.Nigerian parents be like; mayweather $ 300 million dollars(114 billion naira) In one fight, thunder fire any teacher that separates my child when fighting in school 11.African parents can send unnecessary messages when the see you doing nothing. Like: Obinna go and check whether there is air outside Lkm 12.Yesterday I was toasting some gal for love.. She ask me I hope U R not a player like other men I replied.. I am an ATHLETES.. I don't play with relationship but I run with it ladies think getting a right man is easy 13.Most girls wil be claiming thug on facebook yet their mother use to excort them to urinate at midnight 14.If na yoruba pple invent ATM and you go insert card with left hand ,the machine go tell u"Insufficient home training 15.Thank God body Part can't be borrowed if not u will be hearing tins like Ugonna Blessing borrow me your breast, you know say ma own don fall finish. 16.Beat a child Console him with biscuit or sweet Ask him who beat him and he'll point at another person. That's how corruption started in naija 17.Those that comment on my post like, "LWTMP laugh wan tear my pant" I beg we need tailors for this group inside cos peoples pants can't keep tearing everyday. I hate rubbish 18.I THINK GARRI AND SUGAR SHOULD BE ADDED TO THE FIRST AID BOX THAT STUFF HAD BEEN SAVING LIFE SINCE 1961 19.It's only African parents dat will advice you for 6hours & still tell you "I don't have much to say".. 20.If government bans make up for ladies, some men will not recognise their wives or girlfriends.The girls will be chasing their guys like "baby it's me Sandra your wife" GUY:"No the Sandra I married is fair and has eye brows. But you are rather BLACK with no eyebrows. You are not sandra" 21.U came to kidnap me with a G-Wagon and u expect me to shout. Abeg shift make I balance well. 22.some girls will plait their hair and their forehead will be shining as if their brain is using solar energy. Lemme mind my business sef. 23.WITCHCRAFT" Is when a Yoruba girl had an accident and then quickly picks up her phone, logged in and posted “just had an accident, #injury fell on me. #Red on legs#blood_on_cheek#" the wahala is now when you tag me “feeling like dying with okikiola and 99 others" 24.Hello Friends I Have Kidnapped Myself Please Deposit 2000k Into My first bank Account Or I Will Never Come Back to post.. Acc No : 3110043567 Please Save My Life I don't wanna die young 25.First bank don vex o Message I received this morning... Dear customer, we warned you four years ago and we are here to warn you again..your bank account with balance of N0.13 has been restricted and banned due to the the instruction by CBN regarding BVN,you will no longer be able to deposit or withdraw money from your bank account. ... please kindly return our withdrawal booklets and ATM card we issued to you as you could not even be kind enough to come and verify your account after we opened it free of charge for you and still dash you N1,000 as bonus which you immediately withdrawed without leaving a wit for us.we don't want to involve the police in this matter because na only God go punish you ,and we swear we will not warn you again,so just respect yourself and return all the bank documents we gave you before thunder fire you there.IDIOT. 26.My wife wanted to disgrace me in the presence of her friends, she said I wasn't good in bed . She was shocked when they all disagreed with her . *Is God not fighting my battle?... 27.Do you know it can take family and friends just 5days to raise 3m for burial and 1yr to raise 20k to support the living? #FACT !! 28. Just because of one fine osher girl thats why u give all ur money in the offering box, now u are looking for a lift.. bro, can't u see that your sense is shaking. 29. You are 45yrs old and you still dance and shout when Nepa bring light.. pls bro, come my side we have psycatric hospital . 30. Beyonce just sent me a friend request, but her location is showing me Ajegunle, Nigeria Ahbi has beyoncy relocated? 31.I have made so many mistakes in my life but what I'll not try is to fight where there will be no one to separate us . I can't come and intentionally kill myself.. 32.All smokers are liable to die young . But Nigerians smokers are liable to live till 150 years . Omo......fear us ohh.. 33.Am never going to speak English again until I find that letter *J* in *Soldier... 34.I never knew am this handsome until 4 ladies started dragging my hand in the market yesterday "FINE BOY!! FINE BOY!! PLEASE COME AND BUY FUFU". 35.Nigerians will neva stop amazing me.... Even during holy communion in church dey will still collect it twice, some will even come with nylon bag.. Can u imagine 36.Some men always complain that girls are after their money, my brother do u want her to be after ur life? . 37.Some men can be stingy,, REBECCA:- John am pregnant give me the money for abortion.? JOHN:- ok how much is the money? REBECCA:- Just 60k my babe.. JOHN:- Born the baby...I go kill am myself.. 38.Knock! Knock! (# kpo !! Kpo!!! Kpo!!!) Udeme umoh : yes who dey knock? JW : it is us, Jehovah witness Udeme umoh : nobody dey house JW : but you just answered Udeme umoh : i say nobody dey house, na me their dog bingo dey talk. 39.AFRICAN PARENTS can be so annoying! They will wake you from your sweet sleep only for them to ask you if you are sleeping 40.Welcome to my country Nigeria , where barbers will hang pictures of hairstyles they cannot barb... Naija barber I hail una oo 41. No one is as humble as someone coming to buy on credit. She will be like "Answer your customers first, I'm not in a hurry" 42.I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and backwards like Glo network. Mtcheww 43.The kind money I want to have ehh! Even if I come late to my traditional marriage, my in-laws will apologise, they will be like "Our son, we are sorry you came late, it's our fault, we woke up too early". Likes and share please.For more jokes check my former posts. 9 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Jokes Of The Day by Naomila: 2:51pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
funny write up |
Re: Hilarious Jokes Of The Day by Nobody: 3:10pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
Lmao, this is funny. Most of them are actually funny facts. @Number 2. What would she need an umbrella for again when she's already so wet? |
Re: Hilarious Jokes Of The Day by moorevic(m): 4:47pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
Just laughed out head off. i love it |
Re: Hilarious Jokes Of The Day by robosky02(m): 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
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