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What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by kingEllah(f): 10:57pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
Lets share our experiences with a diabolical room mate, or what you would do, if you happen to have one. Cc lalasticlala |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by donbachi(m): 11:04pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
I go borrow legs. |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by Restroom: 11:05pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
Tell us why u ask this question? Are you the diabolical room mate? |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by ojun50(m): 11:05pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
Nothing, just tell him to teach me so I can use it on you. |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by godofuck231: 11:07pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
keep used female menstruation pads in the room, thank me later
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Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by madridguy(m): 11:08pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
Let me borrow funny nairalander word" I will simply mind my business " |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by CAPSLOCKED: 11:20pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
godofuck231: IF HE SNIFFS IT EVERY MORNING HE'LL BE SAFE FROM ALL EVIL. |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by haywire07(m): 12:25am On Feb 22, 2020 |
So there's this lady that has been wanting me to spend time with her in her room but then she vanished for almost a month. I caught up with her yesterday asking her where she had been. Normally I wouldn't bother about her sudden disappearance but my libido was on the verge of spilling and I thought she was well incubated and ready to be hatched by me. I'm not sure I really believed in spiritual attacks, but I kid you not. This lady has evidently suffered spiritual attacks. Visible ones that she needed to visit a dibia in her village to get healed. Physical needles came out from her body If she had paid attention, she would notice I had immediately shed about 2kg of my total body mass because my ever firmly standing dick shrank microscopically. |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by godofuck231: 5:59am On Feb 22, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED:Nope, it's like a magnetic pulse , no shiit works |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by orunto27: 10:58am On Feb 22, 2020 |
Keep your Bible constantly under your pilow to sleep with. |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by LordReed(m): 11:01am On Feb 22, 2020 |
godofuck231: If you are the godofuck, how do your worshippers worship you? |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by godofuck231: 11:34am On Feb 22, 2020 |
LordReed:read and pronounce the words you see |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by godofuck231: 11:34am On Feb 22, 2020 |
LordReed:read and pronounce the words you see or ask any girl who has ever been fked by a God |
Re: What Would You Do If You Have A Diabolical Room Mate by CharlesJok3r: 12:07pm On Feb 23, 2020 |
We will be going our separate ways.... I can't stand the company of a superstitious person. |
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