Arsene Wenger has claimed he ‘doesn’t care’ who
Arsenal draw in the same nonchalant manner most of us reply to the question ‘what
do you want for Christmas?’, but it’s fair to say in the same way that we don’t
care but would prefer an iPad than a tangerine, he’d probably want to avoid
Barca and get Schalke. Bear with me a minute and I’ll draw together a list of
possibilities for each English club.

guys lets start the comments coming on

Sir Bobby Charlton was down to do the draw but the inclement weather conditions have prevented him from travelling. Uefa are still showing a reel they've put together about the Man United legend in his absence though. Touching.

The rumour is the draw will kick-off at 11.20. Sir Bobby's replacements are a couple of Uefa office workers. Think one of them does the accounts, the other the cleaner.

Gunners are out by default !

Sorry o !