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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 9:42am On Feb 27, 2020
It's true. I need to get that mentality out of my head that you need money to get a woman but the thing is money makes things a little bit easier
lefulefu:
funny enough some of those ladies we call high class chicks give it to some guys for free.if u dey pay money to sleep with a girl u don become maga to dat girl cheesy
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Okoroawusa: 9:43am On Feb 27, 2020
technicallyrich:
Is not all about the money but your style and packaging.
Eg Tosyn2much works with the bmc and he is been paid peanuts,just like the fol manabbqgrills,and was able to date a our lovely sister sexybbstar.
From tosin,i learnt if Just try to sound intelligent,look posh and try your best to smell nice.u might get your own bunmi.
You also need a mentor,if you are afraid to seduce or ask a woman out.
Toks2008 who is the oldest nairalanader can help you out.
Tonyebarcanista.or iamj the nairaland billonaire.
My bro.there is nothing as sweet as a woman suckin your pepee and anus,until you release your hapiness.
Allah bless us all.

Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 9:46am On Feb 27, 2020
biGDhAp:
.. abeg .. na by force if him woo you .. abeg let my guy breath jare..






Guy! I'm that old fashioned in mind.


So hell yes! It's extremely important to woo me, to my face! cheesy

I'm not those indomie generation kids, that just fall into themselves Without clear motives or resolutions .

His motives and intentions must be clearly defined cheesy
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Toks2008(m): 9:51am On Feb 27, 2020
technicallyrich:
Is not all about the money but your style and packaging.
Eg Tosyn2much works with the bmc and he is been paid peanuts,just like the fol manabbqgrills,and was able to date a our lovely sister sexybbstar.
From tosin,i learnt if Just try to sound intelligent,look posh and try your best to smell nice.u might get your own bunmi.
You also need a mentor,if you are afraid to seduce or ask a woman out.
Toks2008 who is the oldest nairalanader can help you out.
Tonyebarcanista.or iamj the nairaland billonaire.
My bro.there is nothing as sweet as a woman suckin your pepee and anus,until you release your hapiness.
Allah bless us all.

You don craze finish. Who tell you sey Nah me old pass. Me that I am just 30+.

In Naija if yiu are broke, no matter your packaging, you may find it hard to be with your choice woman except you have the looks to cover your brooklyn situation or maybe a stroke of luck. But if you are still in your early 20s you just might still have some young girls around you just for the fun but once you are about 30 or more bro go Hustle o make babes no dey tell you sey "I just love you as a friend" as in just friends with no hope of accessibility

Be as it May, you can look for your level like find a lady from a very lowly background and try your luck.

My opinion

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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 9:52am On Feb 27, 2020
Abeg help me ask am oh
doggedfighter:

Vacant space dey where?.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 9:54am On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:







Guy! I'm that old fashioned in mind.


So hell yes! It's extremely important to woo me, to my face! cheesy

I'm not those indomie generation kids, that just fall into themselves Without clear motives or resolutions .

His motives and intentions must be clearly defined cheesy
.. OK oo.. let's hope you don't push him away from you
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 10:00am On Feb 27, 2020
Not into someone sucking my anus but the rest guy you dey enjoy oh
technicallyrich:
Is not all about the money but your style and packaging.
Eg Tosyn2much works with the bmc and he is been paid peanuts,just like the fol manabbqgrills,and was able to date a our lovely sister sexybbstar.
From tosin,i learnt if Just try to sound intelligent,look posh and try your best to smell nice.u might get your own bunmi.
You also need a mentor,if you are afraid to seduce or ask a woman out.
Toks2008 who is the oldest nairalanader can help you out.
Tonyebarcanista.or iamj the nairaland billonaire.
My bro.there is nothing as sweet as a woman suckin your pepee and anus,until you release your hapiness.
Allah bless us all.

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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 10:05am On Feb 27, 2020
I have a high taste due to several years of watching porn. It has affected my brain. If a woman doesn't have big bum bum and big breast I don't even bother to be interested in her. I do have high physical standards. It's that a good thing or a bad thing?
Okoroawusa:
Sex is the easiest thing to have n I am not talking of prostitutes. Look around u there is always a girl ready to have sex with you unless you have high taste or looking in the wrong direction.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by idoms: 10:07am On Feb 27, 2020
Believe me I will make money in fact it's only a matter of time before I blow
Stillthebest:
And what if you don't finally make the money? Or Abi you think making money is one mathematical theorem that after proving you get to a logical end?

Making money supercedes hardwork, a hand that you can never see but feel must be holding you before u can make money. And definitely everyone won't make money in excess
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by technicallyrich(m): 10:09am On Feb 27, 2020
Toks2008:


You don craze finish. Who tell you sey Nah me old pass. Me that I am just 30+.

In Naija if yiu are broke, no matter your packaging, you may find it hard to be with your choice woman except you have the looks t atone for brooklyn situation or maybe a stroke of luck.

Be as it May, you can look for your level like find a lady from a very lowly background and try your luck.

My opinion
liars.
Then let tosyn2much tell us how he stole sexybbstar heart away while under employed and searching for jobs all around lagos.because then he has not been employed in the bmc crew.
Some girls dont look at your money.but yoir character and vision.
My own style then is take her number,start to sex chat with her.promise to suck her towtow until she release in your mouth and fuk her until she faint.
Most girls will want to give it a try,when she comes around fuk her mercilessly,the way no man or woman has ever done.
Then she will be addicted to you,
or rush down to ijebu ode the home of different wicked juju.
And tell the dirty babalawo to make you hansome in the eyes of girls.
Finally we need testimonies of girls and guys.
Girls like sexybbstar,what did the then brokke tosyn2much tell you that you accepted.
Tosyn2much then you were very broke how did you do it,i seriously like to know.thank allah that you are doin quite well now.

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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Toks2008(m): 10:18am On Feb 27, 2020
technicallyrich:

liars.
Then let tosyn2much tell us how he stole sexybbstar heart away while under employed and searching for jobs all around lagos.because then he has not been employed in the bmc crew.
Some girls dont look at your money.but yoir character and vision.
My own style then is take her number,start to sex chat with her.promise to suck her towtow until she release in your mouth and fuk her until she faint.
Most girls will want to give it a try,when she comes around fuk her mercilessly,the way no man or woman has ever done.
Then she will be addicted to you,
or rush down to ijebu ode the home of different wicked juju.
And tell the dirty babalawo to make you hansome in the eyes of girls.
Finally we need testimonies of girls and guys.
Girls like sexybbstar,what did the then brokke tosyn2much tell you that you accepted.
Tosyn2much then you were very broke how did you do it,i seriously like to know.thank allah that you are doin quite well now.

You must have been fantasizing about bbstar for you to rant like this Lol!

As I wrote, you need to be super cool for ladies to overlook your financial ineptitude and Tosyn nah fine bobo with bright future so bbstar fell like a pack of cards.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Okoroawusa: 10:18am On Feb 27, 2020
idoms:
I have a high taste due to several years of watching porn. It has affected my brain. If a woman doesn't have big bum bum and big breast I don't even bother to be interested in her. I do have high physical standards. It's that a good thing or a bad thing?
Watching porn n having sex are two different things. I watch porn too.
All I am saying is set your priorities right. What exactly do you want? Sex is no big deal
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by dmgr(m): 10:24am On Feb 27, 2020
like it has been earlier said, u don't need money to woo a woman, man it's all about packaging oo,u don't have to wait to become a millionaire before u can have a GF, Aleast u re currently earning a reasonable amount for the time being, with the little u have dress nice, look and smell nice too, finding a girl shouldn't be that hard unless u re going for the ones that re just after your money.
There re guys that don't earn up to what u earn,if fact under graduate they weh they smack steady so why your case go come they different, better get rid of that mentally of say na only guys weh get money fit woo woman.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by BabbanBura(m): 10:40am On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:








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Happy New day.
Have a marvellous day ahead

Thanks. Do have a splendid day as well. Goodmorning
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by suaveBrother(m): 11:27am On Feb 27, 2020
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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 12:28pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:







Nope not really.

Most Guys on nairaland are just barks and no bite, claiming like they know it all with women.

They don't know Shii..t. they cant even figure us out correctly

I marvel at their thought process sha. undecided

We learn everyday.....
Teach us more
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 12:30pm On Feb 27, 2020
biGDhAp:
... shouldnt babes learn how to strike interesting combo with guys too


Thank you for saying my mind...

I've been wondering
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Danielkc1: 12:32pm On Feb 27, 2020
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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 12:34pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:





Mehn I tried several times with him but he's just not getting it the flow of my conversation until one day he kept quiet and says he's shy , that's on phone o.

And in real life, if I were facing him, he won't be able to say anything concerning feelings and all . In my mind I say na WA o. This guy own Strong o.

Mehn I give up on his case. May God help him.



My guy no try....

Buh did you try studying him.....(just curious)
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 12:35pm On Feb 27, 2020
biGDhAp:
.. how close are you guys? .. does he find you intimidating?? .. he's a chronic introvert. I get like that sometimes too . give him time and get more closer to him. he'd eventually open up
✌️
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by FatherBona: 12:38pm On Feb 27, 2020
Danielkc1:

Baba I need the trick too grin please forward it to me on WhatsApp below.
Click to chat me on WhatsApp
Check my profile
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 12:38pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:





A considerable number of men feels intimidated around me, cos I look flashy.
So I think his own is over board.

And he looks all tus..h o but he's scared being around me, I don't even understand sef cheesy

Ok see o, on Vals day he sent a text to woo me and ask me to be his Val. And I was like can't he come over to my place and read the poem he typed and say it face to face, that can I be his Val? And be part of his future like the poem he typed said.

But he kept quiet and mumbled that he's held up somewhere but will send a gift across. Which he did through someone. A Lovely gift
Then he didn't show up, he then called later at night and said he will. Make it up To me by taking me out.

I then said will u be ready to ask me officially to be your gf face to face Orelse I won't date u. From then, this guy has been forming busy o :DLol
He will chat quickly every day and disappear cheesy
Oh jeez! Guys dey o

I was forced to ask him, guy is anyone forcing u to woo me?

Cause I don't understand what's going on. Seems u are dodging me, and u were the one who came to look. For me. But Since I said u will ask me out facially and not through text uv become Professor of busy cheesy

He then mumbled and said oh not like that and he's very busy and with time I will understand his busy schedules. I just laughed within me cheesy


Abeg the guy na huge case! Lol.

Damn!



Some guys prefer low class babes....like if you read dis book..."she stoops to conquer"....it explained some guys character......
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Mightyify(m): 12:49pm On Feb 27, 2020
Guy once you don't have money in Abuja you will need to be a better liar to get laid.

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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Liposure: 12:51pm On Feb 27, 2020
lefulefu:
funny enough some of those ladies we call high class chicks give it to some guys for free.if u dey pay money to sleep with a girl u don become maga to dat girl cheesy
baba, na true jare. Even d person wey disvirgin dem no pay shishi
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 12:51pm On Feb 27, 2020
Xavfra:




Some guys prefer low class babes....like if you read dis book..."she stoops to conquer"....it explained some guys character......





As I don't look low class, will I kill myself? undecided


Let them be liking low class. Na dem sabi.

Las Las, there is someone for everyone. I'm not bothered. I can't destroy my looks just to make guys troop and want me.

Moreover there are some few male friends who likes hanging out with me.

So no biggie.
I was driving a car, guys and my neighbors complain that I won't see husband o, and I look high maintenance.

Ok I keep car away, start using bus, bikes, I ditch earrings and Chains, I ditch expensive clothes and shoes. they still say I look high class and intimidating. I was like WTF! angry are u guys nuts?

Should I walk naked with bruises allover Before I look simple enough?

Oh God why bring me to this country? cry

Where the men prefer hungry plain looking women?

Anyways I don't give a hoot anymore!

Love me or leave me? I don't care. Thank God for my few dedicated close friends I have.

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Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 12:55pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:






As I don't look low class, will I kill myself? undecided


Let them be liking low class. Na dem sabi.

Las Las, there is someone for everyone. I'm not bothered. I can't destroy my looks just to make guys troop and want me.

Moreover there are some few male friends who likes hanging out with me.

So no biggie.
I was driving a car, guys and my neighbors complain that I won't see husband o, and I look high maintenance.

Ok I keep car away, start using bus, bikes, they still say I look high class and intimidating. I was like WTF! angry are u guys nuts?

Oh God why bring me to this country? cry

Where the men prefer hungry plain looking women?

Anyways I don't give a hoot anymore!

Love me or leave me? I don't care. Thank God for my few dedicated close friends I have.



There is actually someone for someone...
U don't need to adjust abi destroy yourself....
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 1:02pm On Feb 27, 2020
Xavfra:



There is actually someone for someone...
U don't need to adjust abi destroy yourself....


Good.
Exactly my thought.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Liposure: 1:29pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:





Mehn I tried several times with him but he's just not getting it the flow of my conversation until one day he kept quiet and says he's shy , that's on phone o.

And in real life, if I were facing him, he won't be able to say anything concerning feelings and all . In my mind I say na WA o. This guy own Strong o.

Mehn I give up on his case. May God help him.
babygirl, i guess he's intimidated by ur full package, endowed chest of 70G, majestic asian looks, curvy figure 8 design. All hail Queen vicky.
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by Nobody: 1:44pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:



Good.
Exactly my thought.



From your story you seem to love the guy just as he loves you...

Just try and talk to him

....Asin Help him beat out his shyness
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by victorian(f): 2:06pm On Feb 27, 2020
Liposure:
babygirl, i guess he's intimidated by ur full package, endowed chest of 70G, majestic asian looks, curvy figure 8 design. All hail Queen vicky.






cheesy grin It's not ma fault nah

I didn't create myself.

Na God do am for me cheesy

But boob's no reach 70g biko. Take am easy
Re: How Do Broke Men Get Laid by koffos(m): 2:11pm On Feb 27, 2020
victorian:







Guy! I'm that old fashioned in mind.


So hell yes! It's extremely important to woo me, to my face! cheesy

I'm not those indomie generation kids, that just fall into themselves Without clear motives or resolutions .

His motives and intentions must be clearly defined cheesy
.. let's hope you're old fashioned in every aspect, not just this one only

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