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Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 11:32pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
Pick a starting salary Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?" And the HR Person said, "Certainly, But you started it |
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 11:44pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
I like too Today is a good day, up yinkus mama |
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 12:17am On Dec 20, 2010 |
Thanks. Again |
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 3:15am On Dec 20, 2010 |
lol Kunt bee Is happy again Ope'fun olowa |
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 12:21pm On Dec 20, 2010 |
Kunt bee? |
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 12:01am On Dec 21, 2010 |
U dey mind the oloshi |
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 12:06am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Kunt bee take your time o Abi na by force? |
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 12:25am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Na only piss of a young mad woman fit cure you |
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 12:35am On Dec 21, 2010 |
and make e no come from u cuz na death sentence be that |
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 1:51am On Dec 21, 2010 |
If i be mad woman u think i go dash u my piss Alaraka |
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 1:54am On Dec 21, 2010 |
u too like to talk upside down Weired Things I no dey gbadun u at all Sometimes the way u talk make me wonder if your folks na native doctor. Comot jor |
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 2:20am On Dec 21, 2010 |
They are |
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 2:23am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Kunbee + Studio = Drama. |
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 2:32am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Tanimz + studio = Thread derailed |
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 2:36am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Kunbee: Attention seeker. |
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 2:49am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Studio sey |
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 7:07am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Kunt bee U need deliverance And dont forget to take tanimz wit u |
Re: Dreamer! by eldav(m): 8:43am On Dec 21, 2010 |
U 2 dey bully ladies twisted style 0f toasting *n0 ofwence* |
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 8:59am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Studio is @ it again! |
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 11:20am On Dec 21, 2010 |
lol tis jokes section aight? |
Re: Dreamer! by bashydemy(m): 11:28am On Dec 21, 2010 |
@yinka nice one there @ therest of you Kunt Bee, Taniya, and Studio your such a thread derailer wetin una find reach here yinka you invite them? |
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 2:47pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Yes, òfè ni'gbàlà |
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 3:31pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Bashy Dont tryna be me dude Be yourself Be Creative! *No Ofience* |
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 4:48pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Bashy, you need to be toped up with slaps, shey? |
Re: Dreamer! by bashydemy(m): 7:36pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
tanimz:Who will dere do that? the last person that do that in 1945 is still searching for his arm |
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 7:53pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
u dont mean' it lol |
Re: Dreamer! by tanimz(f): 8:36pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
bashy_demy: Lord have mercy. You are really deluded. |
Re: Dreamer! by Kunbee: 10:25pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Oponu okunrin |
Re: Dreamer! by snthesis(m): 10:32pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Nice - u try |
Re: Dreamer! by yinkalink(f): 10:52pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Thanks |
Re: Dreamer! by StudioCFR(m): 11:06pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Make una take am easy on the guy na Mtchew lol |
Re: Dreamer! by bashydemy(m): 11:39pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
tanimz:and you are Retarde.d |
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