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| Life! by therese83(f): 8:28am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Let’s assume the federal government of Nigeria is giving each of us N60, 000 rebate. If we spend that money at Shop-rite, the money goes to China. If we spend it on fuel it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Europe and Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the Nigerian economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on Mama - put, Nkwobi, Asun, Suya, Soldier Root, Peppersoup, Opa-eyin, Jedi, Juju, Monkeytail, Isi-Ewu, Beer and ashewos, since these are the only products still produced in Nigeria. AM PROUD TO BE A NIGERIAN, ARE U  |
| Re: Life! by eldav(m): 8:36am On Dec 21, 2010 |
is this ur recipe 4 change in nigeria? think big my sister/broda/sister-broda *no ofwence* |
| Re: Life! by therese83(f): 9:24am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Eldav- if u looking for a change recipe for Nigeria kindly go to the politics section or better still, go join Fashola on fcbk. I guess u stil rmbr the definition of joke. Offense aimed |
| Re: Life! by eldav(m): 9:37am On Dec 21, 2010 |
neva meant 2 annoy u theresa.was just joking.i'm sorry. forgiven? |
| Re: Life! by Dyt(f): 10:09am On Dec 21, 2010 |
Looks lookin |
| Re: Life! by Nellyon(f): 11:05am On Dec 21, 2010 |
poster u shouldnt even have bothered replyin eldav abi wetin, blame his quarter brain for not knowing a joke even if it stood up and bit him on the leg. |
| Re: Life! by eldav(m): 11:11am On Dec 21, 2010 |
nailingon watz ur true gender?d truth pls. *drinks cold water* |
| Re: Life! by bashydemy(m): 11:32am On Dec 21, 2010 |
@ OP nice one atleast we get something to spend out money on |
| Re: Life! by adaphik(f): 2:01pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
bashy_demy:I dey tell u |
| Re: Life! by bashydemy(m): 7:34pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
adaphik:hmmmm really wouls love to spend my money on you  |
| Re: Life! by Nellyon(f): 9:41am On Dec 22, 2010 |
bashy_demy:money that you |
| Re: Life! by bashydemy(m): 9:43am On Dec 22, 2010 |
try me |
| Re: Life! by jokingmary(m): 10:09am On Dec 22, 2010 |
@ poster U are absolutley right  |
| Re: Life! by bashydemy(m): 12:08pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
what make you think he is right comedymary |
| Re: Life! by eldav(m): 12:41pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
bashed u n ur sense of humour dey phucked. do sumtin abt it. *na advise* |
| Re: Life! by lysaa(f): 1:00pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
LOL, I'm a car dealer. .i mean, made in 9ja cars. cac |
| Re: Life! by bashydemy(m): 2:32pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
eldav:you are not making any sense here |
| Re: Life! by thiscounts(m): 5:19am On Dec 24, 2010 |
Posted by: lysaa Insert Quote LOL, I'm a car dealer. .i mean, made in 9ja cars. cac And Iam a car because I ride like a car,I mean born in 9ja and made in 9ja.I think Iya isa u got a deal on me and I got a ride to ride on ,  THAT'S LIFE! |
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