ben, how you dey jare? wassup?

@tufe i am kinda mad here, my pc cant copy and paste, seems i have been attacked by a virus.
Any suggestions on how to solve this sh*t will be greatly appreciated.

hehe

if virus attack you, here what you do sing the song

if you face i face you, do me i do you, touch me i touch you

hehe just kidding, i dont know what to do, but i'm pretty sure that by the time u see this post, u wud have rectified the fault, . . . cheers mate.

shit happens on flights I tell ya .!!!!!!!!, never experienced sumtin' as cruel as that but oyinbos are a bit repulsive at blacks especially when u have to sit together ( on a flight from Jo'burg to Sydneyfeb 05 which was a crazy 11 hr flight over d indian ocean , )

what da HELL is this dude saying?

@Tufe the dude just dey try tell u how im take trek from j'burg to sydney.

now Ben, that was wickedly funny

i just dey laff dey go.
so we don get Moses for here

I no need to join words wit una , cos I don c say 2 of una be TOM n JERRY for nairaland, chikena
Adios

. .and you are courage teh cowardly dog

LOL

ben, how far ooo, e don tay

Gunny na true wetin bi your koko self?

Na kolo be him koko.

lawdiiee

na ur own work be that, to dey lawdie

and ur own na to dey cheese

see ur bald head

. .just like how ur pikin own go be

my gawd!

lol

clemcy honey na wetin dey make you sample our teeth like so na?

she just brush after one month

@ Odeku , nice one there, I will like you to see this one too

A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE´S THE ONLY ONE THERE AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM,

conversation ;-


THE WHITE MAN: COLOURED PEOPLE ARN´T ALLOWED IN HERE

THE BLACK MAN: WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK,

WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK,
WHEN I´M SICK I´M BLACK,
WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I´M BLACK,
WHEN I´M COLD I´M BLACK,
AND WHEN I DIE I´M BLACK,

BUT YOU SIR………,
WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK
WHEN YOUR´E SICK YOUR´E GREEN
WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR´E RED
WHEN YOUR´E COLD YOU TURN BLUE
AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE.
AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED
THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY


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lol

the last post is so funny

close ur mouth tufe.

@post lmaosoa

clem, this ur new slang tire me oooo

thats what ur teeth does to her

thankyou thankyou

you're welcome

. .and you are not

OYO o

just like you

Perfect but not funny