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| Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by DonMartin2(m): 12:43am On Dec 27, 2010 |
I've bn dating this girl for 3 yrs now. She's a nice, domesticated and pretty girl. My issue with her is that her kitty seems overused already-squeezed mammalia, u get wht I mean. She confessed having dated 4 guys in the past before me. I dont enjoy intimacy wit her as I'm always like in a river anytime I go there. She said its the nature of her body and wants to see a doc or get sm help to tighten up. Though she's a very nice girl, I feel I'm prolly in d process of being shortchanged. Reasonable advice needed. Jokers move else whr pls. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by omega25red(m): 12:54am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Don Martin:what exactly did you mean by "domesticated" was she a wild animal? and buddy you just told everyone that you have a small d1ck  . so you have been swiming all these years and it took 3 years for you to want to leave the river huh? abeg do her a favor and leave her so she can get with someone who has an adult manliness. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by deco2come: 1:05am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Mr poster, what you are giving is an excuse not a reason. For all these 3 yrs, you have been sleeping with her and you didn't realize that her car park is too wide for your car. Now that you have satisfied yourself, you want to dump her and look somewhere else. When you asked for her love, is it only making love to her you think of? Didn't you realise that when you ask a girl/lady for her love, at the same time, you are saying "I am willing to share everything, both your pains and joy together with you". Must you always be on the safe side? If all these years, she hasn't cheated on you, then give me five good reasons for the action which you are about to take. I believe you help to reconstruct her car park to some extend. That reminds me, have you cheated on her already? Anyway, remember to subscribe to my site, www.umuigbo.com to learn more about me and my language. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by DonMartin2(m): 1:57am On Dec 27, 2010 |
@omega25red Dont hv no word for u seeing u need a lot of growing up to do. U tell shyt to a Don, when I started with chiks, guess u were still on breas.t milk. Inconsequential nama. @deco2come C'mon man, got 2 knw d girl in 07 she ws a student in Unilag & I ws roundg up my MBA then bt soon after I left d country and hv bn visitg regularly since 09. My point is though I hv no evidence of her cheating, I dont feel d intimacy anymore. She says its got to do with her body or so, love the girl bt I'm beging to feel cheated. U no get? |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by happylady: 2:04am On Dec 27, 2010 |
she can do exercise for this to make it tight! |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by 190: 2:05am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Poster you have been swimming for 3years Thank God you have been using a life Jacket all these years!! if not you for don drown, Slack Punny is the worst thin dat can happen 2 a man |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by deco2come: 2:38am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Don Martin: I got you my brother. The truth is that you don't need any advice because your heart doesn't beat for the relationship anymore. I won't advice you to stay in a relationship which you don't feel the rhythm. But before you quit, you have to do one final exercise and that is, putting your sister/relation in place of her(your girl) and putting another guy in place of you. Then picture it this way: One bright morning your sister knocked at your door and tell you that her boyfriend of three years ended their relationship because he thinks that her car park is too wide for him to park his car. If the above statement won't hurt you or make you hate the guy, then you have completed the excersie. But before you quit, don't find an excuse to dump her without telling her your reasons. Summon courage and tell her your reasons. It will hurt her definitely but she will at least give you some atom of respect for speaking up. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by Harbb: 3:56am On Dec 27, 2010 |
But before you quit, don't find an excuse to dump her without telling her your reasons. Summon courage and tell her your reasons. It will hurt her definitely but she will at least give you some atom of respect for speaking up.[/color][/size] [quote][/quote] Thats too hard a nut to crack. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by omega25red(m): 4:41am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Don Martin:drop dead small wang looser. of course you have no words for me because your situation is soooooooooooo hopeless. Banging a chick who has loose lips for 3 years then waking up one day and you dont want her anymore then have the nerve to come online and complain about it. if anyone is on breast milk, it is you buddy. grow a set and break up with her and stop making silly excuses |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by freecocoa(f): 4:51am On Dec 27, 2010 |
3 years,na u slack the thing naw,come here dey talk yayanpu,why didn't u notice it is slacked the first day?may God forgive u and i. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by Akinagirl(f): 5:01am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Just like the advice Deco gave. How would you feel if your girlfriend was the one to want to leave you after 3 years because your rod was too small? |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by chika98: 5:12am On Dec 27, 2010 |
The things people deal with in relationships. For a man with an MBA you sound rather well uneducated and ancient. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by deco2come: 5:31am On Dec 27, 2010 |
haha, my brother, these days, no nut easy to crack. But we have to be a man if we want to crack one. All mr poster needs is some bit of courage. It is better to do it than to pass another day in agony. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by Nobody: 9:30am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Move on your are not in luv. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by InkedNerd(f): 9:49am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Don Martin: Seems like a load of crap here. From what you've written it seems like your looking for any excuse to break up with the girl. Have you been with other girls before her? If so, then you're "overused" just as she is. What gives you the right to talk about her g.enitals in that manner? If your just not into the relationship then put an end to it but don't beat around the bush with a bulls**t excuse about her v.agina being overused. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by degubi(m): 10:33am On Dec 27, 2010 |
You exemplify cowardice in its entirety. You have being with somone for three long years and she has given you her all ( even her body) and you come here to ask nairalanders to advise you on what to do. Judging from your comment you do not even have a genuine reason for wanting to break up with her, you complain of your manhood swimming or drowning inside her vagina and because of this you assume that others are responsible without taking any part of the blame (a pure sign of selfishness and high point of irresponsibility). You did not take into consideration those years she had to wait for you to conclude your sojourn pursuing your MBA and probably because you have acquired the degree you begin to assume that you shouldn't be seen with such a person (selfish, irresponsible, coward and an ass). I am sure you did not even take the time to look for ways to add value to her and push her one step towards acheiving her dreams? Instead the only thing that concerns you is that her vagina is too large. You my dear poster are one of the reasons women are disappointed in the male gender since the only thing you leave in your wake is a trail of heartbreaks. You will leave her because its whats in your mind therefore spare us your request for advice there are other people who need our counsel. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by mamaken: 10:38am On Dec 27, 2010 |
190: nothing worster? |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by kaymoney2(m): 10:46am On Dec 27, 2010 |
happylady: Hmm  Is it possible for someone to cry when the head is already off  Even if she lifts weight with the punny and not only exercise the punny the end result would still be zero   |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by Nobody: 10:48am On Dec 27, 2010 |
Poster why dnt u look fix a way to fix the slack kitten.dnt try and take the easy way out u claim u luv her yet u do not care about her problems all u are lookin at is your satisfaction.pls relationship is more than a wide kitten also have you considered that your manhood may be below average hence the problem on the flip side the gal might have been around the block.four men dnt do that to u. Anyhoo try to help her instead of walking away. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by badguy3: 11:33am On Dec 27, 2010 |
@OP I think he problem is that your rod is undersized.  . you need to seek help from the doctor or from me  . mine is big. it should serve the purpose  |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by Mygoldie(f): 11:39am On Dec 27, 2010 |
bad-guy: Exactly. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by 190: 1:24pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
mamaken: thank God you're not slacked |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by omojeje2(f): 5:25pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
Have you heard of Kegel exercises? I will give you the benefit of the doubt because maybe, just maybe weak perineal musculature (which hold up the v.aginal wall) is really the only problem you have with her. This can be fixed with her doing regular Kegels- i.e. she contracts the muscles in the pelvic area several times a day (hold for about 5 secs) like she is trying to stop the flow of urine. CHIKENA! And in a few weeks, she will be a new woman. There is nothing new under the sun and this is a common problem faced by many women, part of the numerous uncontrollable changes our bodies undergo with pregnancy, after childbirth, with weight gain and weight loss but has nothing to do with how many people she is sleeping with or how often (a very uneducated fallacy). Mr MBA who lives abroad, pls educate yourself! Anyway, i suspect that my free advice (which would normally cost you at least a $25 co-pay) will do you no good as you are just looking for an excuse to break up with her. So please free her. Just don't lie to yourself about your reasons. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by livedit(f): 6:49pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
| Wow! So you want to end a 3 year relationship because she feels "loose"? She has all the other attributes you seek in a mate, but that. You are aware that women's "vaginas" are elastic and made to stretch and accomadate just about any manliness size right? As the prior poster mentioned, kegal exercises is man/woman's best friend if done regularly and properly. So who's to say you dump her and find another woman who is "tight" at first and she get's "loose". What then? You are going to find yourself go in a serious of circles my friend. Your problem you are experiencing with her is "cosmetic" and that is why your excuse is drawing up a serious red flag to everyone. What is the REAL reason why you want to end it? Be honest with yourself. If you no longer loved her, want to be a bachelor, not ready for a serious commitment or just finding out she is not what you want in a life long mate, then tell her. Please don't come at her telling her the reason why you are leaving her is because she is "loose". That's a very petty and pathetic excuse a person could ever say to someone they suppose to have loved or cared about. To thine ownself be true. |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by Moralistli(m): 7:16pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
If u think cheating on u is d cause her wide Hot pot ''good'', then make it clear that u 're paranoid, otherwise ur post is immaterial, and u definitely hav no issue. Meanwhile,What's d size of ur 3rd leg? |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by mamaken: 7:51am On Dec 28, 2010 |
190: i thank god! But i dont believe that a va/g!na can be slacked, no matter how much u've used her. I mean, u cant compare it with a t-shirt u picked at the "bend-down" market, where the collar and the sleeve is slack. A va/g!na is flexible and alive! it cant slack! @Poster Her "slackness" its just an excuse to leave her |
| Re: Thinking Of Ending My 3 Yrs Relationship. Pls Advise by iice(f): 4:31pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Oh wow. . .some of the men in here do the male species proud. Ride on brothers  |
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