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Naija Man by eddie30(m): 6:09am On Dec 27, 2010
A Nigerian man wanted to board a plane to the USA. When he was on board the plane, he suddenly brought a candle stick and lit! When the other passengers asked him why he lit the candle. The man replied: I'M LIGHTING THIS CANDLE BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST PHCN!!
Re: Naija Man by dammizz(m): 9:32am On Dec 27, 2010
Simply stale. & stop disrespecting phcn 'cos u reside in a remote area, they r performin wonders in dis part o' d nation.
phcn, dont get head-swollen, u can do much much better
Re: Naija Man by eldav(m): 9:34am On Dec 27, 2010
0boi to post n0r be fight.

biko,n0r dey tempt guyz temper.
Re: Naija Man by Idowuogbo(f): 9:35am On Dec 27, 2010
dat wasnt funny
@dam
well said wink grin grin grin
Re: Naija Man by Kunbee: 4:15pm On Dec 27, 2010
Who is that dumb
Re: Naija Man by tanimz(f): 11:04pm On Dec 27, 2010
Next, please. undecided
Re: Naija Man by EfemenaXY: 2:15am On Dec 28, 2010
I beg to differ

nice joke eddie

give us more pls tongue tongue tongue
Re: Naija Man by eddie30(m): 7:33am On Dec 28, 2010
A carpenter and a fisherman were very good friends. The fisherman usually present the carpenter with some fresh fish any day he went for fishing but the carpenter did not know how to reciprocate the gesture. One day the fisherman's son died and the carpenter seized that opportunity and presented the fisherman with a beautifully made coffin.
Fisherman: my friend thanks a lot for your expensive present.
Carpenter: Don't mention it, you deserve more than that! It's only the fault of your children who don't usually die, otherwise coffin would never be a problem!
Re: Naija Man by HamidO1(m): 7:51am On Dec 28, 2010
na wa o,
Re: Naija Man by freecocoa(f): 10:38am On Dec 28, 2010
Hnmmmm
Re: Naija Man by StudioCFR(m): 10:46am On Dec 28, 2010
I'm still searching for the joke. . . . .
Re: Naija Man by jokingmary(m): 11:30am On Dec 28, 2010
Studio CFR:

I'm still searching for the joke. . . . .

Check ur pants lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Naija Man by dammizz(m): 1:04pm On Dec 28, 2010
Lol. . . I like d 2nd joke, d 1st 1 only makes meagre of a sense
Re: Naija Man by eddie30(m): 1:16pm On Dec 28, 2010
@ dammiz! Thanks man!
Re: Naija Man by lysaa(f): 1:18pm On Dec 28, 2010
dammizz:

Lol. . . I like d 2nd joke, d 1st 1 only makes meagre of a sense
. . and the 2nd meralds of sense!

Studio CFR:

I'm still searching for the joke. . . . .
The joke don RIP. .search in the coffin.

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