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Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 5:42pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
Women are really funny. This lady that lives few minutes walk from my place buzzed me. After much chats and whining, shakara and promises she came over. She met me playing video game and smoking. She requested for Netflix. I immediately put it for her, I engaged her in discussion and focused on my phone as well.


After a while she said I should share WiFi for her that she wants to watch Porn because the movie I put for her is not interesting. I smiled and I connected my WiFi for her and paid even more attention to my phone while I heard moans of porns from her phone.

Me gan, I locked up. Later she stood up and came to where I was sitting and requested for the TV remote to switch to another movie. She got to where I was sitting and requested to drag from my smoke. I told her No, that she’s not strong for it. Then she sat down where I was sitting and requested I help her scratch her leg. I told her to place the legs on my lap.


Immediately she placed her leg on my lap she felt a bulge on my groin area. Actually I don’t know what was going on because I was fixed on my phone not knowing Mr man was at alert.

She made funny jokes and kept on and on about the bulge. I kept quite and minded my business. Later she pretended like she’s sleeping, so I placed her legs on the chair very well and headed for the kitchen. Right now I want to cook, wash plate and wash some clothes, it will make me not pay attention to her advances. She’s seducing me. angry angry


This is a reminder that these women around you are more hornier than we men. But the moment you try to initiate the sex or fall for any of her advances, you become the accused. You raped her sef. It’s always like that.


There’s a stage you’ll get to, you’ll start fvcking only intellectual women and not every pvssy that agreed to visit you but in real sense came to fvck but won’t admit to it and still make you feel guilt that you forced her.

What am I saying sef.
Am I communicating?


Any questions? One after the other please. angry
Yessir! You're communicating.
I just learnt that I should be fu cking only intellectual pu ssies, from henceforth.
grin grin grin

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Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 5:47pm On Mar 31, 2020
justnock:

Yessir! You're communicating.
I just learnt that I should be fu cking only intellectual pu ssies, from henceforth.
grin grin grin
lol. Bro, I don’t know how well you take my posts serious. But I’ll tell that line you quoted is the best I’ll tell one to follow up on.


Pussies are cheap but don’t go for the cheap ones.

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Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Nobody: 5:52pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
lol. Bro, I don’t know how well you take my posts serious. But I’ll tell that line you quoted is the best I’ll tell one to follow up on.


Pussies are cheap but don’t go for the cheap ones.
Yessir. Noted. Intelligent pus sy > cheap pus sy
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Rooneyboy(m): 5:59pm On Mar 31, 2020
What a thread, cheesy
But the poster has got some valid points.
Some ladies in question go as far as asking if you are gay if you end up not dancing to her gallery.

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Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by HMarshal(m): 7:02pm On Mar 31, 2020
Spanishmilf:
Na everyday u dey get Experience

An interesting fellow tho ,lol
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by culf: 7:25pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
Aha!!! Another brother has been the light. Welcome bro. Please come forward let everyone see you. grin


lol....
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Goalnaldo(m): 8:26pm On Mar 31, 2020
Where is the picture Na? Okay I remember this is the new bait to attract more viewers.
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by Ay04z(m): 9:42pm On Mar 31, 2020
stupidity:
grin naah bro. It’s always like that when you don’t know your worth.



I don’t sleep with woman because the puss is free. Never!!! If it’s free then I’ll make her bring it to me as a sacrifice. She’ll please me first before I dig in.


Cheap sex doesn’t make you a man bro. grin
lol. Wetin concern me. Just protect urself.
Re: My Funny Experience With A Lady Friend. (PHOTOS) by McStoic(m): 10:33pm On Oct 09, 2021
Women are really funny. This lady that lives few minutes walk from my place buzzed me. After much chats and whining, shakara and promises she came over. She met me playing video game and smoking. She requested for Netflix. I immediately put it for her, I engaged her in discussion and focused on my phone as well.


After a while she said I should share WiFi for her that she wants to watch Porn because the movie I put for her is not interesting. I smiled and I connected my WiFi for her and paid even more attention to my phone while I heard moans of porns from her phone.

Me gan, I locked up. Later she stood up and came to where I was sitting and requested for the TV remote to switch to another movie. She got to where I was sitting and requested to drag from my smoke. I told her No, that she’s not strong for it. Then she sat down where I was sitting and requested I help her scratch her leg. I told her to place the legs on my lap.


Immediately she placed her leg on my lap she felt a bulge on my groin area. Actually I don’t know what was going on because I was fixed on my phone not knowing Mr man was at alert.

She made funny jokes and kept on and on about the bulge. I kept quite and minded my business. Later she pretended like she’s sleeping, so I placed her legs on the chair very well and headed for the kitchen. Right now I want to cook, wash plate and wash some clothes, it will make me not pay attention to her advances. She’s seducing me. angry angry


This is a reminder that these women around you are Hot as much as we men. But the moment you try to initiate the sex or fall for any of her advances, you become the initiator. grin You raped her sef. It’s always like that. It’s a psychological something.


There’s a stage you’ll get to, you’ll start fvcking ONLY intellectual women and not every pvssy that agreed to visit you but in real sense came to fvck but won’t admit to it and still make you feel guilt that you forced her.

What am I saying sef.
Am I communicating?


Any questions? One after the other please. angry

This is an old post but I cann't agree more. Those creatures can pretend eh. Kaiiii

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