The Pope has just finished a tour of Napa Valley and is taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never driven a limo, the Pope asks the chauffeur if he might drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur doesn't have much choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.

The Pope proceeds down Silverado, and starts accelerating to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the red and blue lights of a CHP cruiser in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.

The trooper, seeing who it is, says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in."

The trooper calls in and asks for the Chief. He tells the Chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how to handle it.

"It's not Ted Kennedy again, is it?" asks the Chief.

"No Sir!" replies the trooper, "This guy's more important."

"Is it the governor?"

"No! Even more important!"

"Is it the PRESIDENT?"

"No! Even more important!"

"Well, WHO THE HECK is it?" screams the Chief.

"I don't know, Sir," replies the trooper, "But he's got the Pope as his chauffeur!

Dis is sooooo SO not funny

abeg make una dey fear God na

Joking with our pope is a sin i guess.


Thank You!

dry,stale,old,etc,jst name it.

*no ofwence*

Its a pity that its only the two of U that made it in here.

Hello big bros

whatever man.

Yeah whatever man



Eldav u fit shift make i pass?

scarface,y u dey disturb?

u skinny,so i no need 2 shift.

Ohh Mary ma sister broda.
Na u be beta person jor.

You're fat
U dey block me

lol.

Studio CFR:

You're fat
U dey block me

You are wicked

Hey eldav am hungry.
Run out there and buy some doughnuts.

joker

u dn dey enjoy senior jokes abi?

n0r abuse d privilege.

el guava

dnt push ur luck.

go frigg urself.

Continue dey make yourself happy

U hear?

Eldav Eldav Eldav

How many times i mention ur name?

0b0i dem swear 4 u?

U don talk am naa

As a blind man go differentiate btw u and i who's got a lyf that puts a smile on the family members.

u dey yarn dust.

Old Repost Joke

El, I don see am b/4

next!

If u dey talk like this I go tell my people say make we no vote u again

abeg carry comot jor - you nor even vote for moi in the 1st place

& as per the Joke, I don see am b/4 now. . .hmmm

All Correct Maam,so which one u neva hear or see b/4 lemme post it, its a deal

<smiles sweetly>

El - that's for me to know

and for you to find out

abi??

Lemme presume So.

eldav:

0b0i dem swear 4 u?

lol

when u go change?

lmao , nyc joke, like it

tank God have not seen it b4

still lafin
so whoz d guy?

Thats the pope's Chauffeur who the pope asked to let him drive a while.
The policeman assumed that the pope was driving him.

Got it?

Got it?

tanx for nothing,


whoz d guy, lookin at the policeman point, wat he waz tinkin(jst imagine sumone havin d POPE as a driver)

^^^ God

no b me n u ooooo


i no d carry God play