^^
For fuuuck's sake!!

how the **bleeping** hell can locking up a child in a dark room be funny??

you some kind of sick saddist or what??

@angelz, man u need to go to a character manager, how can u lock your own son in a room and then trying to make it a joke

@efe, abeg na saddist u still dey talk, dis one na sorrowist

or flaming psycho

infact na angelz (not) dem 'spose lock up for dark room

lol, efe 'angel' no dey stay for dark place na, u know it

who tell u so??

dem get two kinds of angels

the ones above (e.g Arch angel Michael, Gabriel, etc)

and the ones wey dey underground / hell's angels - those ones thrive in dark corners!

hehehe, well d one below are called demons, well maybe fallen angelz

now you get my vibes man!

u can say dat again

now

abeg post 1 small joke here for me

make I use take forget angel (not)'s horror story

ok sweerie, one joke coming right up

Now dis is wat i call, "Wrong House"

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it, Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".

no need to read past the 1st 2 lines

seen it b/4

another one pls. . .

awwww , infact i don vex, dis girl must laugh jor

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to, its kind of personal, " Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth, and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods, yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."

^^^Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Element!

I don see dis one b/4 too!

**shebi na you be d man?**

Gosh!!! wat else, *smokes comes out of his head* i must make dis chick laugh

Efemena_xy:

^^
For fuuuck's sake!!

how the  **bleeping** hell

You're learning how to swear, right?
Gud
Keep it up

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I�ll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you�re so old, how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck �em dry!"

Seen this many times.
Next joke please.

JM, abeg go hug transformer, na Efe i give joke

dont worry ur turn will come

Element G:

dont worry your turn will come

After I don hug transformer finish?

Element G:

A young teenaged girl was a love-peddler and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of love-peddlers, including the young girl. The love-peddlers were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I�ll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the love-peddlers. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you�re so old, how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck �em dry!"

hahaha!!

I most definitely haven't seen this one before!!  

Oh, nice 1 Element - thanks!!  

jokingmary:

You're learning how to swear, right?
Gud
Keep it up

I've always known how to swear

but never had cause to use swear language until now

at last, av made her laugh , *packs his bags*, my work is done here

Element G:

at last, av made her laugh , *packs his bags*, my work is done here

What a job
U can now go home and settle te case wiff ya wife
Or she'll beat you silly

trouble maker!

Efemena_xy:

trouble maker!

trouble processor

Efe, u dey mind JM, na because say im never chop lunch na y im dey malfunction

^^ na defective goods now

seriously defective product! lol!!

Happy Birth day fellow malfunctioning friend

Lol!!

abeg, go sleep jor!

U get eye sef
Na night for ya private country?