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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 12:21pm On Feb 21, 2011
Lysaa baby u do Degrade ma personality sumtyms oo angry

So u now take me as ur gossip watchdog? undecided

Plz nofin's poppin, how market naa cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 12:56pm On Feb 21, 2011
But of course, when liqueur evaporates gossip is the residue. . efflorescent.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 1:04pm On Feb 21, 2011
Hmmn. . . Plz Lady i made Fail On Chemistry, so dont jxt go there abeg grin

So whatta are u upto?? Cashstrapped? Drunk? Or even at work? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:09pm On Feb 21, 2011
LOL
Right now, a jobless worker till i'll go get me something to do. . Kinda sleepy n hungry too.

What about u?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:18pm On Feb 21, 2011
wonders won't end
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:23pm On Feb 21, 2011
goat!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:27pm On Feb 21, 2011
That's not very nice lysa. . . a "good day" would have been more appropriate don't u think!? sad
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 1:36pm On Feb 21, 2011
lysaa:

LOL
Right now, a jobless worker till i'll go get me something to do. . Kinda sleepy n hungry too.

What about u?

Ohhh Goodness! I feel ur pain baby but not to worry ur beauty is ok to fetch u sumtin doing in no less time. . . Go get urself a Pizza naa then sleep 9ice, u need the best wink

Am doing great, jxt off Service this month grin

@KELE, kelechi wetin be ur P?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:40pm On Feb 21, 2011
El Guapo:


@KELE, kelechi wetin be your P?

It's a big white house, located @ 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500. . . . you'd have to make an appointment to come in and see me tho.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:45pm On Feb 21, 2011
D1
@Thats nonsense!

Did u greet? Instead u were aghast . .* on the phone*

@El
Endorsed! thanks man
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 1:59pm On Feb 21, 2011
Lysaa u're good ok, dnt mention.

D1kele u're really high on sumtin. . .but i never took it on me that the Pepsi i served u was goin turn u on grin

* Serves Lysaa a cocktail wine * . . .
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 2:03pm On Feb 21, 2011
Hey all smiley

@ID

Whatz goin on on da 26th?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 2:05pm On Feb 21, 2011
LOL u don;t know? She made it look like u do. . LOL

@ID
tongue

El u are naughty. Thanks for the wine.>
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 2:12pm On Feb 21, 2011
Lol i dont knw oo. These days am not even with stuff sad

Hw u? wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 2:16pm On Feb 21, 2011
Chi-nwa it aint nofin ok. . . 26th i guess is a Saturday and i presume u ought to go get some fresh vegetables to replace the spoilt ones, go shopping, some laundry, water the flowers, clean the mugs and emm. . . Did i say go to club wiv frank at nite lol

@ Lysaa, Yo lady what makes u fink am naughty? Is it the cocktail? Ok have this * Serves her Cicilia Liquor * wink
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by chibaby5(f): 2:24pm On Feb 21, 2011
^Nahh El i got better plans than alla dat and am pretty sure wat u wrote up there aint da reason why ID is asking if am available  undecided

Nwayz u gd?  smiley
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 2:27pm On Feb 21, 2011
Peace be unto you all. cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by snthesis(m): 2:33pm On Feb 21, 2011
and 2u too
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 2:34pm On Feb 21, 2011
Chi-nwa am great dear.

But wait oo, whatz bout the Ladies visit to ma bar dis Day?? undecided

Lysaa, Chi and now Tz, hope dis aint a gang Kidnap plot for ma manliness? grin lipsrsealed grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 2:47pm On Feb 21, 2011
snthesis:

and 2u too

Better person, blessed be your soul. smiley

El Guapo:

Chi-nwa am great dear.

But wait oo, whatz bout the Ladies visit to ma bar dis Day?? undecided

Lysaa, Chi and now Tz, hope dis aint a gang Kidnap plot for ma manliness? grin lipsrsealed grin

Mschew, if you never vex person in a day, your day no go complete. Nkita. undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by snthesis(m): 2:57pm On Feb 21, 2011
can i hear ur confessions now- father snthesis in da house cool cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 3:00pm On Feb 21, 2011
@chi u defo not wiv it , hmm don't tell me sometin is not setting rite sha
Anyways nA 26th we book for dat town nA , stop tinkin to much jare it don dey turn u Old woman

@lysaa
Well done u hiA, u dey ginger situation
hehe
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by snthesis(m): 3:02pm On Feb 21, 2011
Badoski!!!!!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 3:06pm On Feb 21, 2011
^padi e photoSyNthesis kilon nana
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 3:07pm On Feb 21, 2011
Idowu,how r u?


Tanimz,long time.wassup?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by snthesis(m): 3:08pm On Feb 21, 2011
na jeje i jst dey push am o
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 3:09pm On Feb 21, 2011
snthesis:

can i hear your confessions now- father snthesis in da house cool cool

I no get confessions. I dey spotless like a baby. smiley May God bless you. cool

eldav:

Idowu,how r u?


Tanimz,long time.wassup?

Bros, I dey o. Longest time, how runs? cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 3:11pm On Feb 21, 2011
Hehehe

And now this is 'OLD BOYS CALLING'

Even Eldav!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 3:12pm On Feb 21, 2011
chi-baby:

Lol i dont knw oo. These days am not even with stuff sad

Hw u? wink
LOL I'm good my sister. .whats up?

El Guapo:

Chi-nwa am great dear.

But wait oo, whatz bout the Ladies visit to ma bar dis Day?? undecided

Lysaa, Chi and now Tz, hope dis aint a gang Kidnap plot for ma manliness? grin lipsrsealed grin
What would one use it for? LOL

Idowuogbo:

@chi u defo not wiv it , hmm don't tell me sometin is not setting rite sha
Anyways nA 26th we book for dat town nA , stop tinkin to much jare it don dey turn u Old woman

@lysaa
Well done u hiA, u dey ginger situation
hehe
Badosky hehehe
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 3:17pm On Feb 21, 2011
Tanimz

yeah longest time.

everytin dey ok,we thank God.

I hope 2day wont b stressful 4 u.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 3:19pm On Feb 21, 2011
^^ We thank God for his mercies. smiley

Thanks dear, I hope you don't have a stressful day as well. cheesy
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 3:21pm On Feb 21, 2011
El guapo

wHy u dey call my name 4 ur rants?

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