Crap!

I'm talking about swag that was and is and always will be. U don't have it, No?

See how dead d thread is, nobody fIt even swgga ginger. D tin like badosky!!
Posster u beta resume ponmo business ur head no carri bar biswazz. O

sorry I do not drink anymore already dizzy head

^ Mr, Ur church obsession neva start, soon u go talk say u neva piss before

Mtchew

@ ID, u dey advice me to start up a pornmo biz so dat i'ld stare u abi?

Lie lie! U've been denied that request, u ma know say ur ikebe no fit erect a half mast rod of a viewer, so no deal

Why r u lyin with vengeance,guapa?! ID n0r need 2 show anytin 2 make u go gaga,all u need is her sexy eyez.

(Bright evesdropping on his employees),
What rubbish EL-GUAPO,ELDAV,BOBJR is dis wat u have come here to do,to corrupt my customers,ok it's 1 week suspension and no salary

huh?! who is ur employee?

dnt force me 2 lock up dis bar!

eldav:

Why r u lyin with vengeance,guapa?! ID n0r need 2 show anytin 2 make u go gaga,all u need is her sexy eyez.

correctt boi, let him no sey hin type no reccognise d tin wey gifty take do back, her babylon fit make aam confess seey jesus naa sson of God. No mind. D. Anusss o bCus I. RefUse. Hin gBeNChin access. FrustratioN. Dey mAKe Am evApourAte. EWuuu

Whoz here?

Holla.

Wuhsup-utunu?

Nothing much. Howdy? _{BTW, what does Utunu mean?}

Am all gd thanks.

Lol 'utunu' jus emphasizes the wassup. nun much to it.

^^

Nigerians can't speak without supporting their sentences with little words as such.

Eheh naw we are too extra

You can say that again.

How is your weekend going?

D1 what the heck! Speak english pls.

*whistling* 'what a wonderful world'

lol

Mtchew

Ur cheeks go just hollow danu. Insurance o cova mtchew

^ Young Lady, nice Panty u've gat there

@ Eldav, u don dey claim Evan Holyfield for Id matter, not known that ur rod is at stake, infact am hereby filing ma condolence to ur deceased Rod on due time. . . Just like Element's Situation

@ ID, hiya dunno u can lie like dis

Anyway for ur information ma Dad adviced me neva to Double date unlike him, that he wont like having 2 sons that took up his traits, vick then me * Peepz to see if vick is around *

Where is vicks even? Hope hez gd

Talkin to me? *adjusts myself,checks to c if anytin is showin* notin is

Hez drunk pay him no mind, He seeing double.
Ppl go church on Sunday but he went to da pub

@ Yinka, baby u dnt have to adjust nofin is showin, just that am putin on ma Sensor glasses and am seeing tru the skirts, lol, so u see u cnt help

@ Chi-nwa, wetin naa? Who told u am drunk?
Btw, u neva hear wetin do vick?

Jesus Christ of Nairaland!

Mr Flirt, what were brought u to ma bar?

dat ur rod dn die,guapa,n0r mean u go dey wish everybody ur illfate.

na ur lack of confidence cause am.

Lol @ eldav, Hehe, See homosexualist Strategy to get me pulin down ma boxer, u miss road nigger

El Guapo:

@ Chi-nwa, wetin naa? Who told u am drunk?
Btw, u neva hear wetin do vick?

Wat else is wrong with u then?  
Umm no not heard. Wat happened to him?

190::

song for chi-baby

Im blessed to have her,  


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U make me laff shaa but i lyk dat chuunnee styl.
Just to correct a notion, u dnt hve me