Earlier this year before the outbreak of Covid-19 I met with this fine, good looking, gorgeous blonde babe. We went to a date and everything fell into place. On our second date we decided to meet in a hotel, it was supposed to be a one night stand. So I told her to choose any hotel of her choice she did exactly that. On the said date we're to meet she got to the hotel before me� I then told her to make the payment for the room, drinks and every other thing that I will refund her every penny she paid once I get there. She agreed and did just that. When I got to the hotel she was so excited we started drinking from there one thing led to another and I f**k her. After chopping her we both fell asleep. I woke up before her around 3:20am and I left the hotel without telling her� when she woke up she didn't see me again even the money I promised her she no see� chimo I chopped her fresh toto, chop her money and she no get 10 naira from me� no be only girls Sabi do wayo. I look forwarding In meeting the next victim after this Corona lockdown

dat girl u chop is a mermaid she is comin 4 yo destiny and life which means dat u mess wit d queen of d coast RIP

i dnt understand na joke be dis or novel