Okay Guys Let's Do This

A girl once told me, "am short" that I should go and tall.

Her excuse... "Michael you look like a womanizer, ladies will keep disturbing you and I do not want high blood pressure for myself..."

Her excuse is I was too stingy for her liking... You never give me full green light and you expect me to pay all ur bills.
Thunder fire you there.

oyi1:
This Is My Experience!
I Was Once Introduced To A Girl Through Her Friend @ One Of The South South State. I Collected Her Number, Set Up A Meeting.

The Girl Was A Full Package, Back n Front Well Loaded With A Pretty Face.
I Was So Excited With What I Saw To The Extend That I Start Fantazing Immediately Of Making Her My Last Bustop, ie If She Has A Little Thing Upstair

Her Initial Vibes With Me Was Second To Non, She Was So Lively & Fun To Be With

We Roll For Almost A Week Until One Day I Ask Her For Relationship, That Was The Day I Heard The Most Bizarre Thing Of My Life.

She Told Me That Am A Nice Guy Buh She Can't Date Me That She doesn't Like Fair Dick
My Brother & Sisters That Was It. My Yellow Dick Cost Me That Damsel. I Was Even Ready To Dye My Dick Black Because Of Her If Possible.

Okay Guys Let's Hear Yours

If you're desperate to date her, dye your penis, black, and show it to her, fam.

Ussycool:
Her excuse is I was too stingy for her liking...
You never give me full green light and you expect me to pay all ur bills.

Thunder fire you there.

O'boy !

Ussycool:
Her excuse is I was too stingy for her liking...
You never give me full green light and you expect me to pay all ur bills.

Thunder fire you there.

She was right though

NockMedia:

If you're desperate to date her, dye your penis, black, and show it to her, fam.

I Don't Know Of Any Where To Get A Dye That Gonna Last4ever na

Wrong thread.

oyi1:
I Don't Know Of Any Where To Get A Dye That Gonna Last4ever na

Roast it

“I need a break”

her response was we are friends for this long because ain't dating that she can't take all the stress that comes wit relationship such as were are u,why it took u so long to take my call,come over to my place.that she would be really happy if sha can stay unmarried. less than two years she called me that at this point of her life she's ready for marriage. girls sha

oyi1:

I Don't Know Of Any Where To Get A Dye That Gonna Last4ever na

You've got a barbing salon around your house, innit? Or a cosmetic store, ok.

No girl fit try that one with me ...na do or die

She: I hope all these small small girls are not disturbing you oo

Me: What small small girls?

She: Keep acting like you don't know what I am talking about.

Me: Sincerely, I don't.

She: So you are trying to tell me you don't have a girlfriend, right?

Me: No, I don't.

She: Why's that? Haven't met the "one" yet?

Me: I have actually.

She: Really?! what's she like?

Me: She doesn't nag, never betrayed me; She's the reason I keep wanting more of her

She: Wow, that's wonderful (a little hint of worry). You are lucky though.

Me: Yeah. Her name is "Money".

oyi1:
This Is My Experience!
I Was Once Introduced To A Girl Through Her Friend @ One Of The South South State. I Collected Her Number, Set Up A Meeting.

The Girl Was A Full Package, Back n Front Well Loaded With A Pretty Face.
I Was So Excited With What I Saw To The Extend That I Start Fantazing Immediately Of Making Her My Last Bustop, ie If She Has A Little Thing Upstair

Her Initial Vibes With Me Was Second To Non, She Was So Lively & Fun To Be With

We Roll For Almost A Week Until One Day I Ask Her For Relationship, That Was The Day I Heard The Most Bizarre Thing Of My Life.

She Told Me That Am A Nice Guy Buh She Can't Date Me That She doesn't Like Fair Dick
My Brother & Sisters That Was It. My Yellow Dick Cost Me That Damsel. I Was Even Ready To Dye My Dick Black Because Of Her If Possible.

Okay Guys Let's Hear Yours

Fair diick?

Sorry OP

Ussycool:
Her excuse is I was too stingy for her liking...
You never give me full green light and you expect me to pay all ur bills.

Thunder fire you there.

Better that u let her go.

NACE13:
She: I hope all these small small girls are not disturbing you oo

Me: What small small girls?

She: Keep acting like you don't know what I am talking about.

Me: Sincerely, I don't.

She: So you are trying to tell me you don't have a girlfriend, right?

Me: No, I don't.

She: Why's that? Haven't met the "one" yet?

Me: I have actually.

She: Really?! what's she like?

Me: She doesn't nag, never betrayed me; She's the reason I keep wanting more of her

She: Wow, that's wonderful (a little hint of worry). You are lucky though.

Me: Yeah. Her name is "Money".

Damn,thats some coldblooded shiit!

Op that was crude yeah

Ussycool:
Her excuse is I was too stingy for her liking...
You never give me full green light and you expect me to pay all ur bills.

Thunder fire you there.

too much sense.... U made the right move

Lol actually i don't ask women out.

If I see some green light from you and the feeling is mutual booooom we kick it up from there and before you know it,it's now a relationship.

luminouz:

Damn,thats some coldblooded shiit!

Lol. I was actually not being serious when I said that to her but she took it serious and that was how her frequent calls ceased.

I am glad though; I just couldn't find the right words to tell her off, surprisingly, that "unserious" line did it for me.

NACE13:


Lol. I was actually not being serious when I said that to her but she took it serious and that was how her frequent calls ceased.

I am glad though; I just couldn't find the right words to tell her off, surprisingly, that "unserious" line did it for me.