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Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by JustWinniefred(f): 1:05pm On Apr 26, 2020
Do you have any story surrounding your birth??
Kindly share.
I'll go first
When my mom was pregnant with me, she gave birth to me through Cesarean Section, growing up I remember one time when I was 7 I asked her y she used a csection, she told me: I was too big, so she had to use a csection to bring me out.

When I was 10, I asked her again, she told me: I was a bridged baby, and my position in the womb was not okay, so she had to use a csection cry

When I was 15, I asked her again, she told me: I love her too much, and i refused to leave her tummy, when she was due, so they had to use force cheesy

I don tire, all I know for sure is, I was born through a CS, as for the reason, I know not undecided

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Re: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by TCRC: 1:26pm On Apr 26, 2020
Yes but brb
Re: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by Noloss(f): 2:59pm On Apr 26, 2020
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Re: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by duchaB(m): 6:15pm On May 02, 2020
JustWinniefred:
Do you have any story surrounding your birth??
Kindly share.
I'll go first
When my mom was pregnant with me, she gave birth to me through Cesarean Section, growing up I remember one time when I was 7 I asked her y she used a csection, she told me: I was too big, so she had to use a csection to bring me out.

When I was 10, I asked her again, she told me: I was a bridged baby, and my position in the womb was not okay, so she had to use a csection cry

When I was 15, I asked her again, she told me: I love her too much, and i refused to leave her tummy, when she was due, so they had to use force cheesy

I don tire, all I know for sure is, I was born through a CS, as for the reason, I know not undecided

Share yours






CC RoyalRou

When my Mum was pregnant with me, there was serious drama. She later told me that she was having some antenental issues that defied medical explanation.

They(Mum, Dad and My Aunt) went to see a prophet of God somewhere in one remote village in Lagos.( this place is now a popular suburb in Lagos).
That pseudo prophet told them I wont come out alive, that she wld have a stillbirth.

They were hopeless and resigned to fate. * **me**I was just watching that stupid prophet from the astral plane (heaven) knowing I was surely ganna come out fat, fresh, fly and bouncy. I was looking down on my Mums tears from the astral plane and tried to assure her I wld come out fine, but she couldn't sense me. My Dad seemed more confident even against all odds, he said, if he didn't have me, he has not yet given birth to any child at all( he already had my big Bro and Sister) I don't know why he said that- He told Mum I must have 6 fingers like him.

Well, when the moment came, the angels called me " Hey Bro, and you, what are u doing there?" I answered, " I am having a field day right here" bliss. They said, Issokay, so follow me-
They last thing i remembered was the prophet scene on earth and the next thing- nyarrrrrrr nyarrrrrrr ooooo another physical body.. Not again..

I could psychically see this tall handseom man standing next to a pretty young lady.. You know who they were... Lol..!

And then i was Christined #GodisgreaterthanBabalawo#

See me now o..Suffer wan finish me.. cheesy

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Re: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by Mariangeles(f): 6:29pm On May 02, 2020
duchaB:


When my Mum was pregnant with me, there was serious drama. She later told me that she was having some antenental issues that defied medical explanation.

They(Mum, Dad and My Aunt) went to see a prophet of God somewhere in one remote village in Lagos.( this place is now a popular suburb in Lagos).
That pseudo prophet told them I wont come out alive, that she wld have a stillbirth.

They were hopeless and resigned to fate. * **me**I was just watching that stupid prophet from the astral plane (heaven) knowing I was surely ganna come out fat, fresh, fly and bouncy. I was looking down on my Mums tears from the astral plane and tried to assure her I wld come out fine, but she couldn't sense me. My Dad seemed more confident even against all odds, he said, if he didn't have me, he has not yet given birth to any child at all( he already had my big Bro and Sister) I don't know why he said that- He told Mum I must have 6 fingers like him.

Well, when the moment came, the angels called me " Hey Bro, and you, what are u doing there?" I answered, " I am having a field day right here" bliss. They said, Issokay, so follow me-
They last thing i remembered was the prophet scene on earth and the next thing- nyarrrrrrr nyarrrrrrr ooooo another physical body.. Not again..

I could psychically see this tall handseom man standing next to a pretty young lady.. You know who they were... Lol..!

And then i was Christined #GodisgreaterthanBabalawo#

See me now o..Suffer wan finish me.. cheesy


Interesting...
You told it like you witnessed it all cheesy

So, aha gi wu Chikadibia smiley

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Re: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by Mindlog: 7:25pm On May 02, 2020
duchaB:


When my Mum was pregnant with me, there was serious drama. She later told me that she was having some antenental issues that defied medical explanation.

They(Mum, Dad and My Aunt) went to see a prophet of God somewhere in one remote village in Lagos.( this place is now a popular suburb in Lagos).
That pseudo prophet told them I wont come out alive, that she wld have a stillbirth.

They were hopeless and resigned to fate. * **me**I was just watching that stupid prophet from the astral plane (heaven) knowing I was surely ganna come out fat, fresh, fly and bouncy. I was looking down on my Mums tears from the astral plane and tried to assure her I wld come out fine, but she couldn't sense me. My Dad seemed more confident even against all odds, he said, if he didn't have me, he has not yet given birth to any child at all( he already had my big Bro and Sister) I don't know why he said that- He told Mum I must have 6 fingers like him.

Well, when the moment came, the angels called me " Hey Bro, and you, what are u doing there?" I answered, " I am having a field day right here" bliss. They said, Issokay, so follow me-
They last thing i remembered was the prophet scene on earth and the next thing- nyarrrrrrr nyarrrrrrr ooooo another physical body.. Not again..

I could psychically see this tall handseom man standing next to a pretty young lady.. You know who they were... Lol..!

And then i was Christined #GodisgreaterthanBabalawo#

See me now o..Suffer wan finish me.. cheesy


I love your flow.

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Re: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by JustWinniefred(f): 7:53pm On May 02, 2020
duchaB:


When my Mum was pregnant with me, there was serious drama. She later told me that she was having some antenental issues that defied medical explanation.

They(Mum, Dad and My Aunt) went to see a prophet of God somewhere in one remote village in Lagos.( this place is now a popular suburb in Lagos).
That pseudo prophet told them I wont come out alive, that she wld have a stillbirth.

They were hopeless and resigned to fate. * **me**I was just watching that stupid prophet from the astral plane (heaven) knowing I was surely ganna come out fat, fresh, fly and bouncy. I was looking down on my Mums tears from the astral plane and tried to assure her I wld come out fine, but she couldn't sense me. My Dad seemed more confident even against all odds, he said, if he didn't have me, he has not yet given birth to any child at all( he already had my big Bro and Sister) I don't know why he said that- He told Mum I must have 6 fingers like him.

Well, when the moment came, the angels called me " Hey Bro, and you, what are u doing there?" I answered, " I am having a field day right here" bliss. They said, Issokay, so follow me-
They last thing i remembered was the prophet scene on earth and the next thing- nyarrrrrrr nyarrrrrrr ooooo another physical body.. Not again..

I could psychically see this tall handseom man standing next to a pretty young lady.. You know who they were... Lol..!

And then i was Christined #GodisgreaterthanBabalawo#

See me now o..Suffer wan finish me.. cheesy



No worries, the suffer go soon end

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Re: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by duchaB(m): 9:48pm On May 02, 2020
JustWinniefred:



No worries, the suffer go soon end

cheesy. Winne!
Re: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by duchaB(m): 9:50pm On May 02, 2020
Mindlog:


I love your flow.

Props to you.
Re: Do You Have Any Story Surrounding Your Birth??? by duchaB(m): 9:54pm On May 02, 2020
Mariangeles:


Interesting...
You told it like you witnessed it all cheesy

So, aha gi wu Chikadibia smiley

See you! U don't know.
Maka aha! Maria di nso! O ihe oburu.. wink

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