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Top Ten (10) Weirdest People And Experiences I've Had by Awkuzuboi(m): 1:25pm On Apr 26, 2020 |
There they go, and remember; These are not jokes 10. Killer kid: After heated prayers, this five year old smallie claims she killed her uncle. The man just graduated from flying school on scholarship to be the first pilot in the whole local government. 9. Mama's nose: After soaping, scrubbing bathing, creaming and wearing clothes, momsy breathed in and knew I used her soap. And I wasn't near her . Her nose na die, she can know you farted before you do sef 8 Hulk: eyes changes colour when the guy is angry. Scary. 7. Alien rapper: He doesn't need to listen to the beat or warm up, he just jumps on it and be dropping bars, punchlines in perfect rhyme at full speed. Funny thing is he is always hungry and flat broke. Lol 6: perfect husband: Perfectionists; this one is plenty, they can't sleep or breathe normally if things are not in order or well arranged. They can wake up in the midnight to sweep the room 5. Spiritual children: Ever heard a story of somebody dieing somewhere and reappearing someplace else. It happen near my village only that the woman gave birth to children before vanishing. The first daughter is a grown lady now sef. 4: stop thief: I sympathize with the girl. Oyinbo calls it kleptomania. 3: shitty inspiration: I feel comfortable on toilet seat. I don't know if it is because it has the strongest network signal in the house or because I think clearly there. I even had the idea for this post and started writing comfortably there ![]() 2: World cup: I had a classmate in primary school, very nice and generous. My seat mate, but her lies no be here. She once said fire burnt there house down leaving a can of groundnut oil untouched. How? 1 Me: Awkuzuboi can regurgitate his food. Its embarassing, annoying and he wishes it to stop but sometimes he secretly enjoys it. Nobody notices by the way. Amidst other weirdness. So which number are you. Or tell me your own, to represent your weirdness. 2 Likes |
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