Elvictor:


my belle oh! I still dey my celibate oh! the spam bot always ban and delete anytime I update, I have already finished posting all the episodes.

Elvictor:


lol, I go run all the remaining episodes tomorrow

bigbauer:


Oga your tomorrow never reach? I know say tomorrow no dey finish.

Seun obinnau Mynd44 lalasticlala divepen1 make una free Elvictor make him complete this story.

Ciara9251:


U have? Where are they, pls? I need to be done reading them. By the way, you really did a great job here

Elvictor:


oh! you are back, dear? you suddenly disappeared half way into your story, happy new month

Elvictor:




Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 175



Me: I was singing a song that my grandmother sang when I was afraid.

Profit: *rolling her eyes* village man.

I feigned anger and tried to walk away, she rushed over and hugged me from behind and buried her face in my back chuckling.
I just had to forgive her because she is too weak for melodrama, I stayed with her in the hospital till night.

I earlier instructed maids and nannies to take good of my daughters, Baby was being stubborn insisting on seeing her daddy and mommy.
I had to caution her several times on calls before that small girl stayed one place after promising her that she will come over to the hospital tomorrow after school.

I stayed in the hospital till the next day, that small pikin can cry abeg I no get strength to dey wake upadan, I woke up the next morning to see Profit bre-ast-feeding the baby.
I took my bath and wore the same clothe because I didn't change clothe but Profit had changed her clothe, I wonder who brought clothe for her.

Profit: are you not going home?

Me: are you chasing me away?

Profit: *bring out her tongue* yes, you better go house and change your out-fit.

I got angry and left the hospital room, Profit have been looking for my trouble.
I got out and received a call from one of the chairman, I picked the call my security aides were guarding me left and right with centre.

Me: hello, my chairman.

Chairman: good morning, your excellency. Ehnn.. Mr. Sam is dead heart attack.

I was shocked how the man who was healthy yesterday now dies of heart-attack, is it the hand work of Profit's grand father.
Profit called but I refused to pick her call she have been pissing me off.

I went home and rested also logged in to my whatsapp only to receive a message from her.

Profit message: are you home, eat before you come?

Me: am not coming.

Profit message: don't come, Victor jnr is here with me.

I feel like throwing that baby outta of the window, I picked Baby and Johannah from their schools and brought them to the hospital, on our way Baby and J almost killed me with questions due to excitement.

I saw fleet of cars when we arrived and the security is very tight, I realized someone is about to kidnap my lovely wife.
I met Profit grand father and some helpers that have come to pick her up, the girls where all over the little child.

Baby: daddy, he is so small, can he see me?

Me: do I know?

Profit: don't mind your daddy, he is your little brother.

Baby: I love you, mommy.

Me: what of me?

Baby: I love you small, Daddy.

I didn't know coup is going on in my house under my nose, Profit grandfather took my kids and their mother away and told me I shouldn't worry about their safety that I should focus on my state.
I returned to the empty house and realized I haven't been calling my friend Ugochukwu, I was about dialing his number when four persons appeared in my room.

I looked around and saw four angry looking men which I surmised they are senators, rep member and the speaker of my state assembly.
They turned into lions and roared to coward me, I didn't understand why they have to show their allegiance before transforming back to human.

Man1: from today you cease to be a member of the lions cult.

Man2: metem! Metem!!

Man3: metempsychosis!

Four of them stretched their hands towards me and raised it up, that is how I struggled in vain when I was lifted up from were I sat and landed on the floor feeling extremely weak.
I felt a throbbing headache before passing out and find myself in a dark path walking naked.

Along the way I saw a man cladded on white looking like an angel.

Angel: your destiny is to change the old order, go back!

Me: who are you?

Angel: find light in your life.

I woke up to find myself in the hospital, immediately I opened my eyes I saw Profit she looked weary and tired.

Profit: thank God, sweet. What happened to you?

Me: *I chuckle* I died but am now back to life.

She smacked me and tears fell from her eyes, I had to cleaned them and promised never to abandon her. I know she has lost a lot of love ones in this life.

I started having enemies left and right different kind of propagandas were carried against me by medias, I went mute without responding to any of them.
I went about my project Rivers first making those in the state to believe that the betterment of Rivers is the betterment of all, I opened up the seaport and supported industries financially.

Elevated business from small scale to large business empires, chairmen were doing very well on their own.
I visited Profit in her father's house and find the man carrying the little child, he hardly goes out nowadays always taking care of my little child I was shocked when I met him bathing the baby once.

Me: why is your grandpa into this little boy?

Profit: he is the only son of his father amongst six daughters, and he gave birth to my father as his only child and lost my grandmother.

The man consider my son as his dead son, Profit grandfather seemed to love Profit father a lot. It was rumoured that he sacrificed them then, wetin concern me sef?

I concentrated on doing everything right in my state, there was a gang up to remove me from the ruling party and it actually worked because I was kicked out of the party.
I didn't even say a word to them I was just doing mumu, opposition parties lined up to woo to their party.

Profit grandfather was begged to be the next president because of his political weight, he called me over for a drink.

Profit grandfather: do you want to be president of this country?

TBC..

Smithwilliams826:
Abeg become the President oh. Make dem comot Bubu

Ciara9251:


Elvictor

Lol. You're funny. I've been here the whole time. I never left... and also didn't stop posting stories. You should check them out, really. Bet you'd love them .

Elvictor:
OGA LANDLORD 21+


This 1 no fit b d end oh. After bubu don comot what next. Boom! Boko don land. We are finished. Abe Vic, no tell me say na d end b dis oh.
E no go good at all.

Elvictor:
OGA LANDLORD 21+


Subtitle: F*ck fakers.


-Episode 1


Everyone fit be landlord, base on say am the youngest landlord ever liveth. You have reach to own a yard of your own if your parents will leave the house for you, you better go and build your own house.
As the only heir, my parents died and I inherited a yard filled with drama queens and kings.

Let me just describe the yard how it is, it is built round. Houses surrounded it with a well and tap at the centre. The house is in a square shape, having just three entrance and exit.

At the end is a big kitchen for all, with restrooms passages attached to the kitchen, that is were one entrance with exit is.
One is at my door post, that means I will just step out of my self-contain and ball out. The other one is at the other end.
The explanation have do, lets start the tory jare!

Evening time, I just returned from where I went to buy bread against tomorrow, since I don't want to be late for shop.

Voice: who is this downloaded prodigious miscreant, with hydrated mentality lampooned with upgraded stupidity, who shit this shit wey strong pass England economy?

Me: this people don start again.

I just entered my room, locked the door. I don tire to settle case for the yard.

Segun: papa Jayjay, we go run for you, na only you go school for this yard, what of me wey get PHD I nodey use am make noise *with his thick voice, Segun can smoke for African*

Mr. Caleb: make ona no make noise oh, I dey read headlines, if ona wan disturb make ona go outside the yard *man wey sabi, em dey always return early for their house girl Nkitae*

Cynthia: all these married men acting like children, na em make I nofit marry public yard children *yard slay queen, queen of kindness. Her toto sweet pass Amaka own*

Papa Jayjay: I surmise with my cognitive faculty, I envisage a laboratory experimented specie of a nuisance like Cynthia to bombard the wc with shit as strong as English wrecking ball.

Cynthia: wetin bring that one, why you call me .. Ehnn.. Ehnn laboratory shit?

Segun: Cynthia, call your soldier boyfriend make em come beat am for you.

Papa Jayjay: take your unchristened hands off my precious collar, before I descend on you.

Cynthia: beat me na, if no be barrack you go appear.

Mr. Caleb: na wa for this yard oh, Cynthia go wear bra na. Your br*asts dey disvirgin us, biko nu.

Others joined and outside became very noisy, I raised my music up and laid on my bed. And slept off, I haven't even enjoyed the sleep when someone knocked on my door.
I got up and walked to the door opened it, and I saw Smally smiling sheepishly.

She sneaked inside my room, I checked left and right before closing the door.
One small girl like that, that loves d*ck. She always come to my room to watch movie, if I sleep she will ride me.

Smally: uncle, good evening.

Me: evening oh, how you dey?

Smally: I dey, I wan watch film.

Me: oya watch.

I nofit wait again to have her tight kitten on my d*ck oh, I just lie down and started snoring.

TBC...