1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
ewewwwwwwwww

cool jokes.

She should av explain it 2 her.
the poor girl.
cant she differentiate btw icing n dat?
Has she not tasted real icing b4?

icing na icing she should jusst tell the child that the icing was bad hence the sour taste(_gags)

Oh my gosh.poor little girl.

icing na icing she should jusst tell the child that the icing was bad hence the sour taste(gags)

guy u wicked ooohhh

Oh my gosh.poor little girl.

shakara4u:

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

ewww

lancaster:

icing na icing she should jusst tell the child that the icing was bad hence the sour taste(_gags)

Icin is not icin. thwe real one is thicker, sweeter and has a good aroma.
D oda 1 is not thick, tasteless and ********

D oda 1 is not thick, tasteless and ********

hmmmm!!!angelz knows d taste of both icings,

MUMU see stale jokes

lmfao, cool man kip it up

MUMU see stale jokes

can u sample every bodies comment,

u here again with name calling, grow up man, this 2011 not 2005

Break him head with coke bottle

make i just d manage am,him go surely grow up

Are u in love with him?

Just asking

Studio CFR:

Break him head with coke bottle

them no born am well when him no go wan call him mama virgin

the reason this sort of crappy jokes dont make to the funny circle is simply a reflection of the authors mind.
WARP., THAT IS THE ANSWER.

are u through, u dont know jack abt my mind,

so shut d Bleep up go bak to politics

Shakara abeg take it easy on ijebu ode ode remo

the i.d says it all.
ALL NA SHAKARA OLOJE NI

LOL i guess you are right there

talkin abt I.D's b4 i came down south

wat dont want me to remind wat ODE!!! means to us

OLOJE NI

and the ODE wont speak english

_{baagu,karem sa shi sha, jov}

^^ am not getting you dude

not u man,waz referin to ode remo

in china a gal waz caught cheatin

http://up101.9ory.com/v/11/01/08/11/12398697380.jpg

andd mgt decided dat

http://up101.9ory.com/v/11/01/08/11/12398732881.jpg

was that you cheating again?
damn. all na shakara.
anywayz , last word to the foooooool.