Buhari met with the Queen of England in London & asked her "how do u run such an efficient Government here? Are there any tips u can give me?, i want to help Nigeria"
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Queen: "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
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Buhari: "how do i know the people around me are really intelligent.?
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Queen: "oh, thats easy, just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." the Queen sent for Boris Johnson, he walked into the room.
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Johnson: "yes your Majesty, you sent for me."
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Queen: "answer this riddle. Johnson, your mother and father have a child, its not your brother and its not your sister, who is it?"
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Johnson: "hmmm.....that would be me"
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Queen: "yes, very good."

when Buhari came back home, he sent for Abba kyari. Kyari walked into Buhari's office.
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Kyari: "sir u called me."
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Buhari: "yes, sit down and answer this; your mother and your father have a child, its not your brother and its not your sister, who is it?"
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Kyari: "i'm not sure, let me get back to u." he asked all his staff, but none could give him an answer. Kyari then ran to Fashola.
Kyari asked: "your mother and father have a child its not your brother or your sister, who is it?"
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Fashola: "thats easy, its me." Kyari smiled and said "Thanks" then he went back to speak with President Buhari.
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Kyari: "sir, i have the answer to that riddle, its Babatunde Raji Fashola."
Buhari got angry and said to Kyari "no wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, i an surrounded by dummies; the answer is Boris Johnson"!!!

Where did you see Buhari?

Can't stop laughing

Jes...

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