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Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by MissyB3(f): 3:03pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
Blackteeth:Gbahahahahahahahahaha! My ribs eh! On a serious note, anyone that forgets that no one is without flaws just because he's so absorbed, needs his head examined. We just decide to overlook these flaws and concentrate on the attraction. BTW, na common hairy legs scare you? I thought na K-legs sef. |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by SOPRANO(m): 5:18pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
[b][/b] @ Op that was mad-funny, lmaooooo. Mine happened in 09. Was in Atlanta for a buddy's birthday, we all went to the club to hunt for new chics. it was all fun and I was drunk beyond repair since i knew i wasn't driving. the plan was to spread like a lion pride and gather in all the prey for human buffet afterwards, I saw this coke-bottle shaped chic and her chest just gat me mesmerized, so i forgo the initial plan to bring all our loots to the VIP section. I remember getting into her car and could not remember a thing after that. The next morning, I woke up to a sound of "breakfast is ready" i opened my eyes and saw the chic butt nak*d : with one and half tities , before i could say anything, she said: "I know u r shocked, but i had an accident when i was 15, and the doc had to cut 75% of my left brea*st to avoid infections", i lost any cognant communition sound at that point, I wished there was Okada bikes in ATL that day for easy get-away, but there was none, so i played nice till she dropped me at by buddies, infact i always make sure i pat-down chics for missing titie*s afterwards, u'll think i'm a TSA agent looking for bin laden, [b][/b] |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
Kinda like dating a muscular guy only to discover he needs steroids down there. I am tripping LOL |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by hackney(m): 6:34pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
Well, i guess no one is perfect. |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
hackney: ^^Lemme help u sweetheart . [flash=300,300] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uhP4rS9a14?fs=1&hl=en_GB[/flash] |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by teskyg: 6:40pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
had a similar experience.Tracked a lady some years back.She gave me serious wahala cos i told her i didnt have a job and finding it difficult to survive.She ran into me at Park and Shop in company of my colleagues and the truth was revealed.To cut long story short,i wanked her and noticed that she used needle take sow her pant, can you imagine.I pointed it to her immediately, after all this shakara,she no fit buy pant, |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Dulcet7(m): 8:19pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
There was a certain very pretty lady who had an awful mouth odour. My heart sank! |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Orton10(m): 9:11pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
teskyg:^ Lmfao. @post. Yeah i had a similar experience like the dude above me.lol. Was about to |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by frgy1: 10:04pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
Met this pretty lady years ago in a bus on my way to school,u know, normal well dressed beauty, so I decided to chat her up. I just noticed that she was giving monosyllabic answers to my probes , even when she should explain further. Na hin I curious ask shorty say how come I never come across am inside uni (I already assumed she's a student of my uni) Na hin gorgeous say : "no o ,I am not in your school o, I am attend another school totally" Shooooow ! E be like say dem slap me the wey I dey look. I just shock , cus I naturally assumed she go fit converse with the way she dressed |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Phate07(m): 10:46pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
^^ Is your English better? |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Mygoldie(f): 10:56pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
is yours any better?^^ |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Phate07(m): 11:00pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
Gerrout jor, tatafo. |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by kennosman(m): 11:39pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
WHy All the Bus encounter, Mine was also similar Encounter with This Babe,fortunate for Her.that was the only day i Had to enter Public Trans, for a long while.becoz i was not with my mobility, I WALKED PAST Her, saw her standing, she was waiting to cross the Road, wen i passed her i noticed her attraction, i did not know that she also took note of me, while i walked passed HER.unexpected, She approached me, and told me that she will like to Cross the other side of the Road with me.well. i accepted and held her by her Arms and we both crossed, so where both of us waiting for Bus to our Destination.I turned towards Her and took a proper glimpse of Her, she was really cute, so i started a conversation with HER, to cut story short, we finally entered the same Bus to our Destination, we sat close to each other and chatted like hell.Apart from Her beauty, to say the Truth, Her accent was of the HOOK, culdn't doubt her, cuz she says she studies English at the Uni, we later reached our destination, she paid the Bus fare for both of Us, Although she was on a Visit to She Her Friend,she was not all that familair with the location, so we had to walk together, it was really an encounter,,that i will never forget, Hey peeps, let me Take a Break, Be Back to complete the long Story, |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by aminalib(f): 11:57pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
fool, tell the story na, |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Dsense(m): 12:02am On Jan 13, 2011 |
^^Stop calling fool. |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by aminalib(f): 12:03am On Jan 13, 2011 |
ayaa, sorry papa |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by CyberG: 12:03am On Jan 13, 2011 |
@Kennosman. . . Your own command of the English Language is beyond ridiculous! If you can't narrate a brief encounter coherently, you have no rights to criticize the lady's spoken English! Did I hear you say accent? With writing like yours, your accent must be the bottom of the barrel! No paragraphs, appropriate punctuation, improper capitalization, poor use of words, disorganized and disjointed writing! What you have here is just a bunch of words lumped together - and you call that writing? Tell the story and do not criticize her English because your writing is VERY poor! |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Dsense(m): 12:08am On Jan 13, 2011 |
aminalib:fine mama |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by lafaze(m): 12:14am On Jan 13, 2011 |
dis post dey totori mi o. |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by frgy1: 5:21am On Jan 13, 2011 |
Phate07:Which school you go wey dem no teach you pidgin ? Or I gat write formal english for nairaland sef |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Dsense(m): 5:23am On Jan 13, 2011 |
^^He's still attending Boko Aram nursery school |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by aminalib(f): 5:33am On Jan 13, 2011 |
lmaoo, wat is wrong with you today |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Dsense(m): 5:41am On Jan 13, 2011 |
^^Me boring sweetie . . .Needs some1 to cuddle against me |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Nobody: 5:47am On Jan 13, 2011 |
*kicks D-Sense's nyash and cracks up*. |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Dsense(m): 6:01am On Jan 13, 2011 |
^^ same quote all day |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Phate07(m): 7:53am On Jan 13, 2011 |
Dsense, slap yourself SEVEN times, for saying i attended your very own school. |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Phate07(m): 8:26am On Jan 13, 2011 |
frgy_: Bro no offense intended, but you lack the intellectual capacity to question another's intellectual capacity. And yes you have to use correct formal English when addressing the public. Duh! |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by orbaxy(m): 9:01am On Jan 13, 2011 |
hairy appears sexy to me. I dont think its a defect. |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by denony(m): 9:05am On Jan 13, 2011 |
Phate07: Phate07: chinue achebe's and wole soyinka's, i hail ooooooooo people should put to their thin skull that people are here to learn stop faking MR PERFECT PEOPLE OF NAIRALAND. some people are here to learn things not just to get cracked up. so stop criticising, or demoralising people's motive |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by Phate07(m): 11:00am On Jan 13, 2011 |
^^ It pains you? Go and hug a transformer jor. |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by 79733139(m): 11:24am On Jan 13, 2011 |
Hidden defects! Pretend u did not see it, Zap her then dump her!! |
Re: When Hidden Defects Becomes exposed by koolchicco: 11:31am On Jan 13, 2011 |
fuckilious: Now that's dire-c[i]u[/i]m-heartbreaking. |
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