Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ekitimanalways(m): 10:34pm On May 08, 2020 |
Dreyton36: There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes After that day i block her ![](/faces/huh.png) ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 2 Likes |
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by EricSmallz(m): 10:34pm On May 08, 2020 |
Odoskii:
Bros Akwa Ibom ayaya no be lie Charp Guy ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 10:36pm On May 08, 2020 |
Starberg:
Guy your own really crazy oh... keep gun![](/faces/huh.png) you are just staring at a bloody liar better than liar Mohammed 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by realstars: 10:36pm On May 08, 2020 |
GeneralPula:
Lol. Nothing wrong in this nah. E don happen to me well well. Tho street girls sha oo Lol. Did U Do It? Bcus Mine Was A Hell After That, She Ask Me To Make Her Cry And She Was Hiding Inside Listening, But She Later Accusing Me Of Given Her Harder Than xpected And Warn Me Not To Try Again, That She Only Want Her To Test What She Has Been Enjoying And Queet, Then Anytime We Mate She Will Be Mornning, " Give It To Me Same Same, Harder!, Harder!, Harder..,,,,,,,_ And It Was Crazy Enough To Fear Woman. 3 Likes
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ezanafe(m): 10:36pm On May 08, 2020 |
XhosaNostra: This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) This girl must always have a story to tell everywhere. 11 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by emi12(f): 10:36pm On May 08, 2020 |
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 10:37pm On May 08, 2020 |
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 10:37pm On May 08, 2020 |
Friedturkey: A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy. During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people. One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably. Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill. That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had. Another lie Mohammed |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 10:37pm On May 08, 2020 |
Shugargal: Kai my own sis? na so na, married now. |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Lilshorecords(m): 10:38pm On May 08, 2020 |
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Goalnaldo(m): 10:41pm On May 08, 2020 |
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by iamjuniho(m): 10:41pm On May 08, 2020 |
Exmilitant: I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003... Bros no kill me laughter nah, I Don nearly piss for body. 6 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ekitimanalways(m): 10:42pm On May 08, 2020 |
XhosaNostra: This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) The fetish is called odaxelagnia. 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Semaj77(m): 10:42pm On May 08, 2020 |
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Frankicent(m): 10:43pm On May 08, 2020 |
EXLOVER: I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.
The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.
How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me Chai 1000 ways to die... How punna go smell that poisonous 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Frankology: 10:43pm On May 08, 2020 |
I will just stay by the corner and read comments... Hahaha |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:43pm On May 08, 2020 |
illicit: Why everything cum be about sex ![](/faces/huh.png)
Well one girl asked me to join cultism that she likes to date bad Bois. I ran for my dear life. put your hands up 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by lamalama: 10:43pm On May 08, 2020 |
she said i should buy her the original gold rolex wrist watch to proof my love for her 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by kbright911(m): 10:44pm On May 08, 2020 |
MrChriz: Back den in sch, my gf was on her period wen she came visiting...she was so Hot dat she was begging me to f**k her even wit d blood dats flowing Did you do it? |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ehmmy11(m): 10:47pm On May 08, 2020 |
hikiki: one random babe came visiting o! after all the romance and oral...make I lash d kpekus,guess wot she said "if u Bleep me u will die* no kind beg I no beg DAT day. she said if u wan die oya do you for wear cd run am ... Na today? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 2 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by PastorFire: 10:49pm On May 08, 2020 |
EXLOVER: I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.
The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.
How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Unbehalf of the almighty, i forgive you. 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by UrVillagePpl: 10:50pm On May 08, 2020 |
EXLOVER: I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.
The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.
How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me @ bolded. That shit smells bad ![lipsrsealed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/lipsrsealed.png) 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ehmmy11(m): 10:50pm On May 08, 2020 |
Lamanii22:
behehehehehe am still waiting to hear yours ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:52pm On May 08, 2020 |
Exmilitant: I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003... you WOn the TR ![](/faces/huh.png) OPhy. I thought it was the Guy who had an experience with his GiRl and his Gf's DAD |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by illicit(m): 10:53pm On May 08, 2020 |
MOnkeyBabe: put your hands up
am I under arrest lol |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by neey1028: 10:55pm On May 08, 2020 |
EXLOVER: I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.
The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.
How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me Honestly ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Otade: 10:58pm On May 08, 2020 |
MrChriz: Back den in sch, my gf was on her period wen she came visiting...she was so Hot dat she was begging me to f**k her even wit d blood dats flowing How did it end? |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by martha18(f): 10:58pm On May 08, 2020 |
XhosaNostra: This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Na real wa ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by hikiki(m): 10:59pm On May 08, 2020 |
ehmmy11:
you for wear cd run am ... Na today? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) I show her CD.. she say is left for me to decide. see me see kpekus! fear no let me port oo 4 Likes |
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by martha18(f): 11:00pm On May 08, 2020 |
Friedturkey: A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy. During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people. One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably. Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill. That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had. Jesu! Bros I feel your pain |