rukell:
i am not getting my eyes of your story you mentally deficient boy, I won’t sit back and watch you completely destroy nairaland. Your story is not putting the smiles on any face. Those encouraging you to continue this story are trying to measure the length and breadth of your stupidity and madnes

must u comment..itx just a story..let him be..grow up boy

Abeg swerve ur ass comot for here,, Did he force u to comment ni

Dreyton36:
I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garge up with full swag to go serve rice
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland gan life tire me, no lies i did..
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother chai
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too fear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
[/b]As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each[b]
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me gan
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup
I changed few of the notes to naira in our estate
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete grin
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , listening to I'm so paid by Akon ft lil wayne ,,,,,, as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics grin and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock grin grin
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt

Just to pass her bags and she gave you $1.5k?

Hard to believe as even in America that's more than what people on minimum wage earn.

Even as at 2013 its a huge amount.

Incredible!

czar2k16:
I stopped reading when I read this sentence..... "mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland gan life tire me, no lies i did.."

İs it your treking, why not enjoy the flow of the story

lol

Weda the story is true or not
I de feel the op
Abeg fire down

Dreyton36:
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PART2
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AS I got home , I had so many thoughts in my head , I didn't really get home i just hanged around a closed shop near my house and bought a pack of white London from an aboki closeby , just they reason the whole money scene which she gave me
I no go lie aside from the money she gave me, the babe has a golden heart , sometimes we'll serve food to others and we'll eat the rest because we know she won't complain even if she doesn't get nothing grin that's how sweet she is , but because I broke like faded jeans , I no get any liver to approach her
And yeah I had her number , know how I got it ?
No be me collect her myself oo , she asked for mine so that she can always call my phone and explain to me what kind of food I'll serve her once we arrive, grin
The building is about 12 floor , for anyone who knows bayo kuku , to Gerald road in ikoyi you should know how tall the NNPC_NAPIMS building is

So as I was smoking my white London , suddenly I dropped a year, know why?
A neuropsychology is serving food to young girls who are in the oil firm, I go even turk in and wear tie join am cry grin
So my mind say make I call this babe , after all the next day na weekend
I dialled the number at first , I quickly cut am again , I dey imagine wetin I go tell her sef but I was already in love Sha
Mehn if u smoke correct new pack of white London so that much mentor moral must come
I call her again , she picked at once
I'll use different names here sorry (privacy)

Her: hello dave
Me: good evening Nelly
Her: you must've gone home , and hey you didn't serve my own apple today as usual grin she was just kidding cuz i ways est the apples im suppose to give her
Me: yeah as usual grin ____at this point I didn't know how to continue again I swear
Her: alright have a blessed day dear , or you wanna tell me something?
Me: nooooo I just wanted to thank you for today
Her: c'mon that's nothing just few $notes
Me: thank a lot
She called it bye

Alaye I just they vex for myself , my intention was to try to ask her out on a date grin small dollars don enter my brain , dollar they shark for pocket pass beer o

As I got into my room , I wasn't still satisfied about how I couldn't tell her my intention
I sent her a text message instead ,
It goes this way "hey Nelly , i was wondering if you'll like to have a rendezvous tomorrow"

Within 7mins she replied
Hers". Good idea , I'm really stressed out tho but I'll call you in the morning, goodnight

I no bother reply goodnight back again make e no be like say I too they forward

My guy that evening I run go boutique go arrange my normal round neck thick black polo , black they shine like Nigerian politician heart grin and confirm Vietnam jeab, if you know you know
I already get shoes yakpa cuz na shoes they chop my salary
That night I no fit sleep , i just they pray make day break , I just spend my time they watch YouTube videos of akpan and oduma

Day break, I surprised my street

Part 3 grin,,,,
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Comment below if I should continue on how it went grin
Honestly there's no single lie here

C'mon man, pls continue ...

Dreyton36:
Part 3
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Day break everywhere burst I come they wait for call
10am no call no Tex , my mind they beat
One mind say make I can her maybe she don forget , but liver they fail me and I no want make e be like say I don too they fly
I waited patiently and smoked some more white london and drink some squadron

I no go lie I sleep off , squadron no be beans at all

I woke up 11am again my mind just they fir the girl matter
Me I just rush to use toilet sharply , before I return I don see two missed calls , yekpa wahala ti de oo grin

I called back she no pick , I called the second time she no pick embarassed wahala

Like 20mins time she called back again, I no even let her talk finish I start to apologise say make she no vex say I quickly go iron my shirt for the other room and I no hear say phone ring , meanwhile i go shit grin
She said she's fine and she isn't angry , she asked for my location I told her Maryland , then i they live for mende , arojobe estate for those who Sabi that area that year

She come tell me say if she reach Maryland roundabout she go call me , she go stop for mr Biggs , that year Mr Biggs na big man spot unlike today

Mehn I go quickly buy perfume oo , i spray every angle
Road was free cuz na weekend, i only know her to be riding a range Rover
About 45-50 mins time she called me , my mind wan even fly commot o grin poor man na poor man grin

Me sef never commot for inside estate sef , but no yawa because bike they everywhere
I come call that my guy co worker and tell an everything
The guy na born and gifted womanizer grin
He say make i direct the babe come my street make I use her pose small make boys for street shock , chai I quickly grab
I come give her direction make she ask of mende , she say she know mende that's it's a popular area
I just sit jeje for outside my house In full swag , I don lick Tom tom tire
I no too they relate with boys for street because I like quiet life and privacy , i no like all those toutish shouts

She followed my direction which I gave her and she came to the front of my house
Alaye wetin I go See no be range Rover again ooo
But confirm red Lamborghini, chai that motor na motor , I just see the + sign Chevrolet my mind wan fly commot
I come remember that song of African China and faze , if you love somebody
Everybody for streeet they wonder who she be , and who she find come
I just wave her she just step down and gave me a light handshake , e pain me small Sha I be want make she feel my perfume grin grin , guys just surprise oo shocked
I they stay for single room then , but everywhere neat and tight ,
She came into my room, I get AC join am old school ac grin
I ask her wetin I go offer her she say just water , shocked for my mind okpe oooo
I rush go downstairs meet my neighbor , I borrow glass take serve her water cuz na plate I take they drink my own grin grin
Like 30mins time she come say , i thought we wanted to go out , i say yeah anything that'll make her happy , I'm all in

Alaye we reach outside, you know guys code na , them believe say I don go bleep her , but them no born me we'll make I try am grin
She gave me keys oo , say make i drive , ah shocked me ke, I just tell am truth say i no Sabi lol, she laugh , mehn her smile is everything
We drove out of mende, she come ask me where I know wey we fit go for mainland that she wan really enjoy herself

I no go lie , that time na peckas I know and Royale , base on olosho grin when yiu hear opebi Allen , na olosho industry be that , but I didn't want her to suspect that I'm a male branded olosho grin grin grin

I tell her say make we go island instead , say I no too they go out for mainland
Yawa don gas be that
After I talk am fine ehn , i come remember say island clubs too expensive ooo, I die today

I come suggest club 45, she say the name sound wack, I say what about dolphin estate for ikoyi say one club they there and he make sense , she no gree ooo cry
I suggest there because I know the owner, i fit owe the man gbese in case I pass my boundary

I didnt want anything that'll make me loose her as a friend at all
She suggested Eko hotel , my mind just do (gbum) grin grin grin
I say ok that's nice , but for my mind I don enter am today oooo , who I go call ooo, all my friends broke die grin grin

We reach Eko hotel , God forbid money must be made , if you see hotel ehn , to become rich sharply come they hungry me , their car parking lot na confirm
Security tight gan
We park well and went inside
I come they use my brain they calculate, although I no know how expensive their things be ooo
So as a sharp guy i come use brain Sha
The waiter come our side, the waiter sef fresh pass me cry
But me sef na handsome dude, and when I speak you go think say I be American because of too much 2pac wey i they listen to

She just tell the waiter say make he bring any good Italian red wine for her , my mind wan fly
She come order for peppered snail , I just they look like odoyo

I order for Heineken jeje , I no Sabi form laye , I no try am order for any protein but the thing hungry me to eat Sha

As them bring everything, chai come see how them take bring the things in a grand style , na there i know say I don die, how they go bring ordinary snail with pushing tray and sounds grin grin grin

When I drink my beer reach half , I tell her say i wanna use the gents ,. Na lie ooo
I wan go use style confirm the price , when I reach the gents I come see one guy man , base on guy to guy stuff I open up for am ooo , I no know say me and the guy they the same shoe at that moment grin angry

Me: welcome Bros , abeg I wan ask you something make you no vex for me
Guy: no wahala, wetin be that ?

Me: abeg you know the prices of their things here? You be regular customer?

Guy ; he say noooo na wetin make me come here sef whether i go see person wey i go ask , I no want ask for the waiter side make my babe no code

Me: even me sef that's why I they worry oo grin

Guy: I come with my babe and two of her friends, them don take wine tire up to 2 bottles each , and eat snail up to 3 sticks each

Me: my own babe na just she alone I carry come oo, and she just take one bottle of whine and a stick of snail but the way them bring the snail in a grand style naim they fear me

Guy: taps me in the shoulder , exactly Bros, me sef wonder why them go serve ordinary snail with siren oo
And I no too owe

Luckily one of their staff just came around our direction
We rushed him together grin and questioned him,
STORY CONTINUES LATER, DROP UR COMMENTS TO ENCOURAGE ME AT LEAST , GINGER THE BOY E NO EASY TO TYPE

Your story is good BUT PLEASE CAN YOU STOP USING THAT WORD 'GRIN' TO ME IT'S TOO MUCH

Story doesn't add up sha but i am laughing just waiting for the snail price sha ...There some places in lagos you order with care.

donlystra:


İs it your treking, why not enjoy the flow of the story

Is it your opinion?
Why are you taking panadol for another person's headache?Why not get sumtin better to do? Instead of listening to unrealistic trash?
"Flow of the Story" my balls

nro pls complete this story .. leave the haters .. MY THIRD COMMENT ON NAIRA LAND nro pls complete this story .. leave the haters .. MY THIRD COMMENT ON NAIRA LAND

nro pls complete this story .. leave the haters .. MY THIRD COMMENT ON NAIRA LAND nro pls complete this story .. leave the haters .. MY THIRD COMMENT ON NAIRA LAND

bro pls complete this story .. leave the haters .. MY THIRD COMMENT ON NAIRA LAND nro pls complete this story .. leave the haters .. MY THIRD COMMENT ON NAIRA LAND

come and complete your story now grin

Grin grin grin come and complete your fantasy oo

Pls come and complete your story oh. grin grin grin

which one is grin grin like land line ringtone?

Dreyton36:
I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so

Please come continue... Your story is funny and you making people laugh... Don't mind the sadists in your thread...
Bad belle Na sin

PART 4
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WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins

The guy na ibo boy ,
I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the label to read am
I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direction of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey

When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw
Na just 46,500 cry shocked
For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST?
I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am grin grin grin
The staff said it's just 25k for a stick shocked piss come they worry me
I come ask the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat cry
That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY"
The guy started asking me ,
Guy: wetin we go do now

Me: wetin we go do ke Guy I get my own problem ooo
My head burn like this

I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?

The babe was like , what took you so long ?
Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply ,
I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wey he go

She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame
My pocket ba only 76k plus remain
I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go

I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment

Naim she just start to they para o
She start grammer

Her:That's why i hate this country , they'll see someone dying they'll be requesting for money as if money is everything
For my mind , my sister money is everything oo
If u know where I don trek for the Lagos u go on say miney is everything

She come take am personal Sha
Don't forget I said it earlier that she's kind-hearted

Naim she ask me how much them wan collect for starting, I no even waste time i say na 240k my sister say make I send first

Naim she say make I send her my sister ACC details ,
Base on say i no want make e be say I be golddigger , I tell her say. Make she no worry I go sort am, make she just enjoy herself
But for my mind , no hear my own oooo grin
Abeg ask me the details again oo,
She come say don't let me get angry with you , ur dad's life is at stake here and you are telling me not to worry?

Make e no be like say my village people they follow me , i give her my sister details sharply

She transfer 300k to the account sharply , inside my mind i don make am oooooo , I hope tope my girlfriend they see how real girls they treat men ooo grin grin

I thanked her , she say make i no thank her that she's always happy whenever she helps someone shocked for my mind okpe oooo

With confidence I order for another Heineken with snail I no fear again , worst cone to worst I go tell my sister to send me small cash for my aza grin grin

I come observe that other guy with he babes for distance , he no they smile at all grin
That's even where I first saw this Nollywood actor named Alex ekubo , the guy handsome no be small
But for Lagos nobody send celebs oo angry angry

We kill time there , she offered to clear the bill , I no even know when she clear the bill sef , me I don already they on my 4th bottle when she say she wan go urinate

But Heineken they make man prick raise , everybody just they observe me , they wonder who I be , to come with that kind fly chick
Me sef no dull at all

I give her jokes , she laugh die, that's the only thing I can offer anyway
She laugh sotay she come they put her head for my body

Small time my phone ring , who they call me , my sister , she don see alert grin
I no even let her talk sef I just speak my language for am
"I tell her say na me send am make she no worry "

The babe don high Wella , she come say she feel like dancing , say make we go the club side
We went there omo see grooving , we both have the same love for the same kind of songs

As we just they step inßide , the first female i saw was this girl named Cynthia Morgan , who remember her , (German juice)
The DJ just play one of my favourite by wyclef jean ft eve _L.O.V.E.Y.O.U
Omo mehn although I no Sabi dance but that song made me dance
I rock her well, she feel me , she just held me tight , she was absolutely drunk , but I no worry seems the next day na Sunday no work
The next song enter , Nobody has to know by kranium , the song just came out then
That song na baddest for club grin
If you know you know

Me sef don high but no matter how i high reach I no they ever lusguard ,
I romanced her body to the rhythm of the song , she felt it
I checked my watch , 9:47pm
Mi o worry , ma jaiye Ori mi grin grin

The DJ come kill me patapata, he switched to naija song and played Paul dairo_angel of my life
chai song wey I take toast many girls that yr
She happen to like the song too , omo see grooving

Small time she whispered to my ear say she they feel dizzy , say she wan sleep
I tell her say we go need pay the security to allow us leave the car there so we go take taxi home , or we go lodge
She say make we lodge , na wetin me sef wan hear be that grin
We went to the receptionist , we made our way to the booking session , God forbid eko hotel no be poor man hotel oo
Hotel fine pass anything else
Wetin concern me concern price , she pay with her card, I no even near where she they pay sef I no want yawa grin grin

Them give her key she hand am over to me , for my mind no be separate rooms?
Anyway both of us don shayo , manya

We went in , she just UnCloth for my presence she no even send , but I know say na unto shayo level , my Dickson just stand kakaraka , and she's just too sexy , she's slim, busty , and a moderate ass , just my type

She go shower and see came back , she just lie down straight

Wahala come burst for midnight ooo
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Comment for part 5
When I get positive comments I'll drop it tonight , to type no easy

Who cares about negative comments I'm a happy dude
I do whatever makes me happy , and that's by making good people laugh

Meanwhile if I made u laf kindly wire my aza to ginger the young hustler

Abeg quick drop the part 5 man can't wait oo

If the babe no dey find something she for run two rooms, but I know say last last Sha something must sup.

Bro abeg come finish ur story I no fit wait for the remaining part

baba Wetin be the meaning of grin grin

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I de like this kind lies sha

E de sweet wella

Bro abeg I d enjoy ur story, abeg no fvck her wit drink eye o, be a gentle man

I carry Action bitters come, who wan drink?? I no see popcorn as I d come.

OP ave mad finish grin grin, double grin!

Interesting
U try sha

But the grin grin na ur slogan abi what?

Dreyton36:
And for anyone here who thinks it's a lie , jejely Waka pass
Whether you believe or not , just enjoy the story jeje
Person wey they fast no they lie

...person wey dey fast no dey lie...
That got me

Continue, I dey feel you