That number 6 no work for me.

If them gimme better food I go chew am finish.

A relationship that will work out, will work out. The one that won't hold water, if u like read a thousand relationship books, nothing dey happen.

So relax urself, be real and do ur thing the way ur conscience pleases.

Life is not a rehearsal

This number 7, I want to ask, what if you're coming from a distance place that you can't go back that day, especially if you're a lady, can't you sleep there instead of sleeping else where?

Gandollar:
Respect go still dey. Unto say you too no dey bad.

That's true. He dey think say if he don bring lambo, his father in law go dey prostrate greet him.

Poloyanabo1:

That family does not exist in nigeria...
Lambo of 300million as wardrobe change money?

If Mike Adenuga, Femi Otedola or Dangote happens to be your in-law nko?

forget it,if you are rich your partners parent will love all your gestures.

ieemmanuel:
Don't struggle with that meat that refuse to cut with your teeth

Very embarrassing

verifiedlegacy:


seriously. this one follow too..

make them no perceive latrin abi..

me wil take flagen drug before going.. na 3days of locked stomach

buhhaaahhaaha

uncleFola:
Oga, u see that your No 6 ehn..... I can try not to finish any food given to me..... but make person come offer me some over chilled Green bottles or Vodka with ice make I come say No..... ah e go hard small o.

Must you finish everything itori oloru

imohchard:
lol

I DISAGREE strongly with 6.

I feel you should act normal with people you intend to be family with.

Reminds me of a friend of mine, was dating a lady from a very religious family.

On their first date, he took her to a spot. He ordered 2 bottles of Beer for himself. Babe was irritated.
She came back home and told her mom. Her mom, being a wise person, told her to marry that guy. Because he would never pretend or hide anything from her.

They've been married for 10 years now.... And the lady is now a brewery herself.

Lmao....

iamyemiakins:
SEVEN THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO WHEN MEETING YOUR PARTNER'S PARENTS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

This is a major step in a relationship, so the first impression can be a lasting impression, believe me when I say that.

1. PLAYING WITH YOUR PHONE

Avoid being on your phone, texting, checking your mail, facebooking or chatting. Sometimes most of us do it unknowingly. It is true some chicks do that just to keep themselves busy, but your spouse parents might feel dismissed and think you are not interested in getting to know them, especially, So avoid your phone at that first time.

2. LIE TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD

Being fake instead of who you truly are is a mistake that can upset your partner's parents, and even your partner. Remember, they may get to know who you are later or in your absence, and it could really hurt your relationship. If you have told your partner the truth about you and your partner has accepted the kind of person you are, his/her parents should be able to do same. So there is no need of lying to attract their likeness.

3. BRINGING UP A CONTROVERSIAL TOPIC FOR DISCUSSION

Please don't bring up a topic like Religion, Politics, or s3x for discussion, even if you know that your believe are in line with your partner's parents. Some people still consider it bad for bringing up such topic for discussion before them. Concentrate on getting to know them more rather than those topics. If they keep discussing such topic among themselves, do more of listening.

4. DON'T GIVE LONG SPEECHES, MAKE YOUR SPEECHES BRIEF

Despite the fact that they are very interested in getting to know you, they also do not want to spend the entire time listening to your life story. Don't tell them stories about how your father divorced your mother when you were a teenager, how your community people burnt a woman to ashes for insulting her hubby, and all that. Make your speeches brief and interesting.

5. PUBLIC DISPLAY AFFECTION

Yes, public display of affection can be wonderful,but there is appropriate time for it. This does not mean you have to become cold, distant and robotic. Feel relaxed, interact with them gently, smile and be friendly, but make it neutral, rather than behaving as if you are desperate to have them as in laws.

6. DON'T FINISH ANY FOOD GIVEN TO YOU

Whether the food is small or plenty, and no matter how delicious it is. Never ask for alcohol if you are asked to make a choice of drink. Don't be carried away. This is very important.

7. DON'T PASS THE NIGHT THERE

No matter the persuation, don't pass the night in their house on your first day of visit.


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I will finish any and every food brought before me BECaUsE I can afford it. Thank you

Ok...but i dnt buy some of dese ur advice.

verifiedlegacy:


must there be a reason dear..

Then find it and tell me OK??

payperpost:

Chioma Jesus, why?

Who holds the condom outside or displays it

I don't agree with No 6
In fact, my family hates the idea passionately

The only thing you should do is be yourself.

Millenniumlady:
Must you finish everything itori oloru

Aunty, I didn’t say I will finish everything oo.... don’t implicate me oo abeg... lol

Unmarried people making nonsense lists.
Is this nairaland or listverse?

Lol at dont finish the food. what if the food is sweet. Wasting food could also be a bad sign.

It is well.

uncleFola:
Oga, u see that your No 6 ehn..... I can try not to finish any food given to me..... but make person come offer me some over chilled Green bottles or Vodka with ice make I come say No..... ah e go hard small o.

My brother... Though during my first visit, I declined food but my father in-law, na buzz man himself... He buys Beer and keep at home...
That I no reject ooo

At no. 6, the first day I went to my in-laws, I did not only finish the food but asked for extra. My mother in-law laughed her heart out when she was told that I needed extra. That was like the deal breaker for me as she wouldn’t stop talking about me.
We are happily married now before the lockdown and that food incident solidified my relationship with my MIL.

Bottom line of my story is, do not pretend. If you like food, don’t pretend that you don’t but all in all, do not overdo it.

No 6 ... U wrote utter nonsense..

IamOrei:


Then you aren’t self disciplined

pele oo oga self discipline, You will forget those disciplines when you meet a father Inlaw wey know as e Dey go

Chinny024:
Don't wear skin revealing clothe.. Dress modestly and not Takpas!!!

Very important

Chinny024:
Don't wear skin revealing clothe.. Dress modestly and not Takpas!!!

Because if you reveal unnecessarily, the huge rod will protest, and parents will be afraid, and think their DotA womb go shift by fire by force o

toolovely:


My brother... Though during my first visit, I declined food but my father in-law, na buzz man himself... He buys Beer and keep at home...
That I no reject ooo

that’s exactly my point bro, some father in-law Sabi pas wetin u think self..... so they know if u are forming...

Lamanii22:
Never complain about the food given to you.... Just eat it with love...

Even if I'm allergic to the food
I can't kill myself oo... I can also decline with love

payperpost:
don't hold condom in your hand while discussing with her parent, hide it

Lols.......why on earth would you wantu hold a Condom to your in-laws house

MightySirKay:
What if your net worth is not up to their wardrobe allowance?

E go hard. Na Obasanjo Buhari daughter you wan marry?

Chommybaby:


Who holds the condom outside or displays it

Lolz
you know he may want to show off that he's using foreign brand on their daughter , some parent won't like that and may find it even offensive! that is why I'm saying he should hide it in his pocket.

Chommybaby:


Then find it and tell me OK??

seriously u want me make me lie

OK I just like the comment and fell inlove with writer. can this work??