Let me start with mine!!
1. She said that her lodge mates were making noise in the compound that she can't take it any more, so she'd like to spend the night at my house. I just lie say I go watch match say I go follow there go chill with my friends
2. Another one said that ants dey bite her inside her room, say them plenty everywhere say make she come sleep over. Me whe know wetin she dey find just give her story say I dey go night class go read!!
NB: no be say I can't give her what she wants, I just hate it when a lady is too forward about giving it without me requesting!! Its gross.
Oya , make una come share una weird "I want to sleep over" excuses from ladies oo

Lol. Loads of em. But then it shouldn't shock you once ur dicck game is tight they'd find subtle or even aggressive ways to keep coming back for more.


"My pastor told me someone is after my life and I shouldn't sleep alone" (So I'm a bodyguard shey? )
"Ezzy, I need you to massage my body. I sprained my leg at the gym today " she comes and you see she didn't sprain shii
"I forgot my waist-trainer the other day, I'm coming for it tonight". (Something she intentionally left behind)
"I made Egusi and pounded yam. But I dont have appetite. Maybe if I see someone to eat with my appetite will come back"
"I have an online assignment to submit tonight and I need speedy network so I'm coming over "
"They fumigated my hostel so I can't sleep inside"
"There's this lady I'm avoiding in my neigbourhood. Told her I was travelling this weekend. Can I come over? "
"Cockroaches have entered my room and it's freaking me out, I'm on my way" (why are they selling Baygon/Raid sis? )


Lemme stop here sha

what of the one that forgot to charge her lamp and wants to share your lamp for night reading.....

EzzyCarter:
I dey come

We dey wait for you bros

illicit:
what of the one that forgot to charge her lamp and wants to share your lamp for night reading.....

Lol, baba that one self dey happen, my own no reach there shaa!! But one don talk say she want come read for my side shaa, say my presence dey give her vibe to read

jansonn:

Lol, baba that one self dey happen, my own no reach there shaa!! But one don talk say she want come read for my side shaa, say my presence dey give her vibe to read

lol na better vibe she wan collect lol

illicit:

lol na better vibe she wan collect lol

You whe know!!

lolz..dm plenty na..as a student n a single guy stayin in a self-contained na normal to hear mumu excuses
1..that they want to read all nite, she jus drop d books n neva opened it till she left, mayb na to deceive peps n her friends
2..dt she wan to folp me do early morning jugging d nxt day, after d all nite banging wit me on vega, we endup sleepin all weekend
3..dt dey is lite bt she want to kum an charge in my place bcox my charger is fast, aunty no gree go ous o n leta pass d nite n follow charge her nunu wit my fat charger..
4..dt one of her cousine dt visit do touch her at nite n d gal is a lesbian n shes afraid mk d cousin no rape her, i allow her stay nites bcoz she be nxt door neighbor n d cousine tried joining us one nite n askes for party bt d mumu gal no gree n she step aside n watch live porn between me n her sweet cousine all nite...it was mad fun till d cousine travel bk..
5..d worst was wen one winners sister said she heard m going to winners n she wana kum spend nite xo dt we both go togeda n i pay t.p to n fro for her..after d lashing eeh na around 11am we both wakeup n d clown still insist dt we both pray n do morning devotion togeda, d mumu meself gree n we do an togeda..she sing n me i pray n we still endup banging again leta dt evening, just imagine...tankGOD say GOD no be man oo

paulolee:
lolz..dm plenty na..as a student n a single guy stayin in a self-contained na normal to hear mumu excuses
1..that they want to read all nite, she jus drop d books n neva opened it till she left, mayb na to deceive peps n her friends
2..dt she wan to folp me do early morning jugging d nxt day, after d all nite banging wit me on vega, we endup sleepin all weekend
3..dt dey is lite bt she want to kum an charge in my place bcox my charger is fast, aunty no gree go ous o n leta pass d nite n follow charge her nunu wit my fat charger..
4..dt one of her cousine dt visit do touch her at nite n d gal is a lesbian n shes afraid mk d cousin no rape her, i allow her stay nites bcoz she be nxt door neighbor n d cousine tried joining us one nite n askes for party bt d mumu gal no gree n she step aside n watch live porn between me n her sweet cousine all nite...it was mad fun till d cousine travel bk..
5..d worst was wen one winners sister said she heard m going to winners n she wana kum spend nite xo dt we both go togeda n i pay t.p to n fro for her..after d lashing eeh na around 11am we both wakeup n d clown still insist dt we both pray n do morning devotion togeda, d mumu meself gree n we do an togeda..she sing n me i pray n we still endup banging again leta dt evening, just imagine...tankGOD say GOD no be man oo

Oboy!! Guy!! Me dey learn work for your side oo, una bang before prayer and then after prayers again!! These girls shaa

jansonn:

Oboy!! Guy!! Me dey learn work for your side oo, una bang before prayer and then after prayers again!! These girls shaa

lolz..my man..d banging tinz no be watin person gat take de mk mouth bt some gals jus too weird...life na all abt stories n experiences wr we all gat pass tru shaa

paulolee:

lolz..my man..d banging tinz no be watin person gat take de mk mouth bt some gals jus too weird...life na all abt stories n experiences wr we all gat pass tru shaa

No be lie guy!! Some girls get issues

She shows up at 9pm and says she can't find her house keys.
Sleep here ke I sharply form going for night bush excercise
Next thing you hear is " ehnn don't worry i will go and force the door open

CaptainStephen:
She shows up at 9pm and says she can't find her house keys.
Sleep here ke I sharply form going for night bush excercise
Next thing you hear is " ehnn don't worry i will go and force the door open

Lol, she get plans for you!! You self for just play along naa

EzzyCarter:
Lol. Loads of em. But then it shouldn't shock you once ur dicck game is tight they'd find subtle or even aggressive ways to keep coming for more.


My pastor told me someone is after my life and I shouldn't sleep alone (So I'm a bodyguard shey? )
"Ezzy, I need you to massage my body. I sprained my leg at the gym today " she comes and you see she didn't sprain shii
"I forgot my waist-trainer the other day, I'm coming for it tonight". (Something she intentionally left behind)
"I made Egusi and pounded yam. But I dont have appetite. Maybe if I see someone to eat with my appetite will come back"
"I have an online assignment to submit tonight and I need speedy network so I'm coming over "
"They fumigated my hostel so I can't sleep inside"
"There's this lady I'm avoiding in my neigbourhood. Told her I was travelling this weekend. Can I come over? "
"Cockroaches have entered my room and it's freaking me out, I'm on my way" (why are they selling Baygon/Raid sis? )


Lemme stop here sha

I want to watch zeeworld all night.

Can u teach me how to solve maths

EzzyCarter:
Lol. Loads of em. But then it shouldn't shock you once ur dicck game is tight they'd find subtle or even aggressive ways to keep coming for more.


My pastor told me someone is after my life and I shouldn't sleep alone (So I'm a bodyguard shey? )
"Ezzy, I need you to massage my body. I sprained my leg at the gym today " she comes and you see she didn't sprain shii
"I forgot my waist-trainer the other day, I'm coming for it tonight". (Something she intentionally left behind)
"I made Egusi and pounded yam. But I dont have appetite. Maybe if I see someone to eat with my appetite will come back"
"I have an online assignment to submit tonight and I need speedy network so I'm coming over "
"They fumigated my hostel so I can't sleep inside"
"There's this lady I'm avoiding in my neigbourhood. Told her I was travelling this weekend. Can I come over? "
"Cockroaches have entered my room and it's freaking me out, I'm on my way" (why are they selling Baygon/Raid sis? )


Lemme stop here sha

Baba!! I fear u aswear!! Them don use the internet network own for me too, she chat me on whatsapp with same network that its bad and she needs to finish an assignment, me don already know wetin want go down, well the rest is...!!

Olawrites:


I want to watch zeeworld all night.

Can u teach me how to solve maths

Med oo, you teach the maths naa!!

jansonn:

Med oo, you teach the maths naa!!

Oh boy na 2 weeks romp oo

Olawrites:


Oh boy na 2 weeks romp oo

;Dgee!!

jansonn:

Baba!! I fear u aswear!! Them[b] don use the internet network own for me too, she chat me on whatsapp with same network that its bad and she needs to finish an assignment, me don already know wetin want go down, well the rest is[/b]...!!

Lmao. You sef go play along now. Bahd guy

Olawrites:




Can u teach me how to solve maths

Heck yes babe, Pythagoras was my boy before he died

Na why I like SA girls they go tell you straight up watin day their mind

She said......

I think I forgot my charger head at your place.. i will come by 8 to pick it..would you be around ?

EzzyCarter:


Lmao. You sef go play along now. Bahd guy

Lol, no dulling oo

EzzyCarter:


Heck yes babe, Pythagoras was my boy before he died

Isaac newton was my student

Deicide:
Na why I like SA girls they go tell you straight up watin day their mind

Naija babe go rather die than say she wants it like that oo!! Me self, sometimes I go just pretend like say I no knw to torment them

seanwilliam:
I think I forgot my charger head at your place.. i will come by 8 to pick it..would you be around ?

Lol, well, there are multiple heads of charger, choose any

jansonn:

Isaac newton was my student

None. But she always seems to come over. It just happens.

jansonn:
Let me start with mine!!
1. She said that her lodge mates were making noise in the compound that she can't take it any more, so she'd like to spend the night at my house. I just lie say I go watch match say I go follow there go chill with my friends
2. Another one said that ants dey bite her inside her room, say them plenty everywhere say make she come sleep over. Me whe know wetin she dey find just give her story say I dey go night class go read!!
NB: no be say I can't give her what she wants, I just hate it when a lady is too forward about giving it without me requesting!! Its gross.
Oya , make una come share una weird "I want to sleep over" excuses from ladies oo

you are a mumu man. No sane man gets pissed when a lady is straight forward with her sexual overtures.We either chop or decline and move on without attaching emotions whatsoever

blogger10:
None. But she always seems to come over. It just happens.

She's a really brave one then

vikkeee:

you are a mumu man. No sane man gets pissed when a lady is straight forward with her sexual overtures.We either chop or decline and move on without attaching emotions whatsoever

Every man with his own ideology!!