Just for fun in d spirit of sallah.Back then in primary sch they call me 'Akpu Calabar'(lol). Akpu for being very athletic(i dey run like thunder bolt those days)& obviously, Calabar because of my tribe. sec.sch i got d name'FUFU'.I won't tell u why(lol).

Nero

"Bentner" obviously becos I was a great goal scorer.

Enoch07:
"Bentner" obviously becos I was a great goal scorer.

'Bentner'? you must have been a horrible goal-scorer(lol).

Same "Bentner " bro you be calamity for goal post.

Enoch07:
"Bentner" obviously becos I was a great goal scorer.

adoreyou:
'Bentner'? you must have been a horrible goal-scorer(lol).

lol no now, it was d name on the Jersey I was putting on then. that was how I got d name

Some call me Justice. I don't know why.

Sha, I get one arm less shirt like that wey dey write Justice on top. I no like dey wear am self.

Ethiopia cos an emperor bearing my first name which is Johannes once ruled the country.

heniford d bone breaker

In my primary school days, i was called (beans and garri) even though i normally hide to eat this food each time i take this particular yoruba concotion in the name of food to school. One day i was so hungry while waiting for extension classes after school and could not hide properly. I hid under a locker and was caught by my naughty friend who peeped to know what i was eating. Imediately he saw what i was eating, he shouted BEANS AND GARRI lo and behold, Almost the whole class started shouting it and i was so ashamed and felt like someone caught in the act of stealing

Two player bcus they say I play football with my mouth and whenever they want to argue about football they will come to confirm it from me

Oshoo(wizard), corrupted from olösho, cause I like pussy in my school days. The name dey fear people then but they laugh when they see the small guy with that big name.
I was also called 45-minutes-doggy for a while in my hostel, cause I banged a girl doggy style for 45 minutes nonstop like pa pa pa pa pa....

My mates during secondary School was calling me Prof because I wrote Prof before my name on all my books

lalasticlala.... cos i love snakes

Mine was old soldier... Cause I wore boots to school... Twas a public school, that shoe was strange to them... Public school students mostly wore brown sandals....

Enoch07:
"Bentner" obviously becos I was a great goal scorer.

Lord Bentner and great goal scorer in the same sentence?

Zeus.
Cuz I was a lover of Greek mythology back then.

In basic secondary school I was called larissa because of one girl I was chasing up and down and chyking left,right,centre...The girl no gree oo
Then in high school they called me jigga(jayz) because I use to rap and dressed so urban and funky.
Then in the university i was called Odogwu because i stumbled on good cash while in school and the name stuck till date.
Life

Never had a nickname because I was a little proud and the few times friends did, I tell them I don't have to be friends with them.

Benevento:
Lord Bentner and great goal scorer in the same sentence?

my friend close dat mouth fast

I was called "7 star general " because of my passion for armed forces that year
but in higher institution am known as SENATOR

mido; cos we had 3 persons bearing ahmed in my class including me. the other two ahmed got a suffix to their names, what they added to mine is mido after that egyptian footballer ahmed mido

Friends called me bacillus back then in secondary school because of my love for biology , almost 10 solid years now

Na guys dey rili get nicknames compared 2 ladies cos i gat non sha

Perfect gentleman bcoz I'm always quiet.

Holyspirit
Because I was the assembly prefect and always led songs that are solemn.

I was called Diamond princess.I was the social prefect back then.I organized shows and soap operas.I wrote books.I was a popular actress.I made joke out of anything including serious stuff.But I was the best academically in my class.when I got to SS 3.I was made both the head girl and social prefect.

In my junior secondary I was called NGIGE after Chris Ngige because I was short then, then in my senior secondary SOAKS because I use to drink garri then, garri is called Asoki and that's where they get the name soaks, it is like a school tradition someone get the name every set and I was the soaks of my set.

back when i was in King's college Lagos, my friends called me Isi-money cause my name is Ismail. I was a Day student then but when we got to ss2, We were all forced to become boarders, so during Owu period (when most of all these rich boys are done lavishing their pocket money, and most students were broke) that's when i start spending, like buying 7up and gala constantly and my friends were always like Isi-money, Tho they were all rich kids and i think i was the poorest of them all.

i am schooling (University) in the North, so i am still kind of learning Hausa, so i call most guys Baba mai Kudi (father of a rich man) from my Yoruba perspective of Baba Olowo (rich man), so they laughed at me cause Baba mai kudi aint correct and should be Mai Kudi, so since then they started calling me "Baba Mai Kudi"... even tho the name is affecting me cause people tend to see me as a rich guy, someone even entered my room and stole my Samsung phone that wasn't even up to 2 months that i bought it.

Smallie for obvious reasons

Silencer... I silence people back then