There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half of an hour.

Then, a trouble-making truck driver seated next to him, took the drink from the guy, and finished it. The poor man started crying. The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"The guy replied; No, it's not like that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fell asleep, and I got late to my office and my boss, fired me. When I left office, and got back to where i packed my car, I found out it was stolen and the police said they cannot do anything abt it. I got a cab to return home, only for me to leave my wallet in the cab

"I got home, and found my wife in bed with the gardener. I left home, and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drank my poison."

old,stale and over recycled,

used to like it though

^^ Y is the rate of male suicide much higher than female's?

0ld joke

question,

Y is the rate of male suicide much higher than female's?

one answer

"I got home, and found my wife in bed with the gardener

then stuff like payin bills etc

But when ladies find their partners cheating on them, they just deal with it!

Guess ladies have greater staying power. They can turn negatives to strength. , convert total darkness to power.

I'm glad to be who i am

hehehehehehehehehehehheheheeeeeeee,
there we go agaiin, ok,

_{its a womans world afterall}

U know! way to go, yey!!

hehheheheehheeheheheee

U can transform u know. .LOL

Even ya name is womanly.

lol,
abeg lysaa allow me, transform fire!!!!!

waz jst flaterrin u,wen i said its a womans world oo

OK

Iysaa and Shakara4u, u don turn my thread to FB chat where u dey exchange feelings, laugh u know fit laugh, u dey talk another thing, If I catch both of u hen i go get u atikued from Nairaland immediately.

eldav:

0ld joke

Thank God u call it a joke, who tells you old joke is no joke anyway

Se ya thread is about committing suicide. .very soon na the burial we go witness

no mind d baba, how u?

Pls exit this thread gloriously. .meet me for a drink at the bar. LOL

lol, no b me n u oooh,

but d bar,yea, which?to b specific

OFF TOPIC'S silly!

there u go again, reserve ma comments

Lysaa u harsh no be small.

@op nice nice nice

no mind d rude pikin,

this isn't fair!

Wait o! Lysaa i tot it was Solomon that wrote lamentation? Why u de lament?

d joke is ok, but way 2 stale

I dey Laugh oooooooo

stroll in wit relief,

shes gone for gud

If the joke is stale check this out,

An old man was driving through a lonely road, suddenly his car started overheating and eventually caught fire. The man started screaming and crying for help but no one came to his rescue. Later, a guy emerged from a bush part and moved towards the man, The man said "young man, pls help me this's the only thing i've got in my live, The guy replied "Oooh sorryyyy, bros, he then deep his hand into his pocket and brought out a cigarettes, he said to the man "Sir I fit light my Ciger from the fire?

@ Poster, u are too funny, nice one

@ Poster, u are too funny, nice one

gud sense of humour,

stll lukin for d joke, _.stale

no offence

shakara4u:

gud sense of humour,

stll lukin for d joke, _.stale

no offence

exactly

weak joke