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3 Chinese Tortures by Dafemo(m): 11:25pm On Jan 18, 2011 |
One day, a man walking in the woods became hopelessly lost in avast jungle. He walked for hours and hours and finally he cameupon a small cottage. This man was very tired, so he knocked onthe door and an old Chineese man answered it. The man asked ifhe could stay the night, and the Chineese guy said he couldunder one condition: the man kept away from his daughter. Theguy figured that this would be easy, because the daughter shouldbe considerably older than him, so he agreed. The man cameinside, and while the Chineese guy was showing him to his room,he caught a glimpse of his daughter. She was beautiful andyoung with long hair and sparkling eyes. The guy got to hisroom and tried to go to sleep, but his mind kept on focusing onthem man's daughter. So, he crept down to her room for a nightof romance. The guy woke up the next morning in his room with aheavy feeling on his chest. He looked up, and saw a massiverock on him with a note attached to it. The note said: "Sinceyou have disobeyed my rules, you must feel the wrath of thethree worst Chineese tortures". Below it said: "Chineesetorture #1: large rock on chest." The guy figured that if thiswas the first torture, how bad could the other ones be? So, heheaved the rock out of the window. He soon realized that therock was attached to a rope. On the rope was a note with amessage: "Chineese torture #2: Rope attached to left testicle."Thinking he would rather break a few bones then be causterated,the guy jumped out the window after the rock. He looked down atthe ground and saw a message spray-painted on it. It read:"Chineese torture #3: Right testicle attached to bedpost |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by oderemo(m): 11:31pm On Jan 18, 2011 |
BUYAKA YOUUSH THATS THE BOMB , 3 GBOSA FOR YOU. |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by MrBones2(m): 11:33pm On Jan 18, 2011 |
Excellent! |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by Dafemo(m): 11:34pm On Jan 18, 2011 |
Lol thanks bro |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by Moyola(f): 11:36pm On Jan 18, 2011 |
kikikiki! |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by Dafemo(m): 12:08am On Jan 19, 2011 |
Meaning @moyo |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by Dabss(m): 12:12am On Jan 19, 2011 |
nice one bro 9/10 |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by HamidO1(m): 12:17am On Jan 19, 2011 |
Nice 1, The guy don die |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by eldav(m): 10:37am On Jan 19, 2011 |
well done. |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by Nobody: 10:41am On Jan 19, 2011 |
o'boy u are too much |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by shakara4u(m): 10:54am On Jan 19, 2011 |
omg!!!!! unthinkable, stay of chun chin chan |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by 0Edward0(m): 10:54am On Jan 19, 2011 |
i dey laugh in chinese |
Re: 3 Chinese Tortures by Dafemo(m): 11:34pm On Jan 19, 2011 |
Thanks bro |
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