1. Dear Bachelors, i hope this lockdown makes you see reasons why you should marry?
Some are cuddling, you're chatting
2. Before you agree to marry him, my sister check the size of his head, things are not easy in the labour room nowadays.
If u know u know
3. Girls who listen to John legend & Ed Sheeran songs can never break ur heart.. But you see those Cardi B fans.. Fear them
4. My brother, that girl you are calling small girl is the same girl your old uncle is begging her to stop calling her "Sir" that his name is "Joseph or Joeboy for short"
5. All those grls singing, "Bye bye, to yeye bf". I hope Zlantan yaff bot ur Xmas dress ohh.
6. Girls will be like,"Wetin guys dey wnt 4rm babe na just kpansh(sex), you gimme ur papa land wey i reject am??
7. I dont know why some people are so impatient. How can my neighbor be playing Xmas song in May?
8. Some call it rice, others call it Rice bùt the correct pronunciation is RICE.
Argue with your English teacher.
9. Why do girls feel embarrassed when their wig falls off?
Do they think we believe it was their hair?
10. My sister, that make-up was meant to enhance your beauty not to change your identity. Get sense small nu
11. This days, when I look at my account balance, I just pity my next of kin.
12. Dis mawnin i wanted to eat Fried rice, Salad, chicken and Hennesey. Buh, my wallet was telling me Akara, beans nd pap.
13. Say u want ur privacy, no b 4 bus. You wee b scrolling on ur Instagram page, person go 4rm no were tell u."Guy scroll back, i no see dah grl picture well". You well??
14. Guy wake up, brush ur mouth, comb ur hair, shave ur beard, put on beta cloth, appy perfume. Na broke u broke, u no de mad.
15. If u hav mouth odour, nd ur wearing face mask. No reason am, ur just eating d fruit of ur labour.
16. If sumboris child doesn't post me. Nd caption"LOML". Am still single.
17. I wee post all dis tinx, nd sumboris child wee pass witout liking nd commenting. Thunder wear slippers fes.
Whch wan weak u p