@fynewaka

is that the best u cud think of.

well guess wat YOU FAILED!!!!

im not abilityman. im a full fledged woman while ability is a handsome dude.

@creamish ok ive heard u and i will look for another fine babe for my broda but hope u wont regret this action wen u see the wedding announcement and invitations in all the tv stations in the world and u find out the real abilityman.

well i wish u all the best with all the bobo u have on nairaland(both real and unreal)

just for the records:

fynewaka:

Otuwe and Ability man are one and the same person. Creamish have a rethink.

i am ability and by no means otuwe.

Creamish, no need for al the different languages, a private mail will do the trick. No vex.

What is so special about June 2010?
Otuwe, ability's defense lawyer (lol, j/k), you're doing a perfect job in aiding him in his search. I applaud you.
Ability, if that is really your name, I wish you luck in your search and send your IV to me in 2010, I'll be able to attend by his Grace.

j-girl:

What is so special about June 2010?
Otuwe, ability's defense lawyer (lol, j/k), you're doing a perfect job in aiding him in his search. I applaud you.
Ability, if that is really your name, I wish you luck in your search and send your IV to me in 2010, I'll be able to attend by his Grace.

J-girl, i appreciate ur response, i immediate went to ur profile to view ur pix but i saw an artwork. could that be an artistic representation of u?

June 2010 is special for me, that will be shared with sweetheart. Otuwe is not my defense lawyer but one who knows i am for real.

cheerio

hmmmm, u own nah deadline, lol, newiaz i wish u luck, n advice, d earlier d better so u will get 2 know ur wife very well, so if u want 2 place an ad, in the street or something, this is d best tym 2 do so,  

acidrop:

hmmmm, u own nah deadline, lol, newiaz i wish u luck, n advice, d earlier d better so u will get 2 know your wife very well, so if u want 2 place an ad, in the street or something, this is d best time 2 do so,

thanks acidrop.

more like it. that is what i am doing

u placed an ad in d streets

Buhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaaaaaaaaa. . . .Acid, no b u advice am to place advert for street?. . .u for add j/k so he will know ur joking. . . .lol


Nwayz, Otuwe, im glad u understand me finally. . . .i wish u & Ability all d best in 2010 but frankly, i dont have dat much time to wait for marriage. . . . on my part, i fit help u find babe sef. . . . but e go b on commission basis. . . .wetin u feel?

Creamish:

Buhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaaaaaaaaa. . . .Acid, no b u advice am to place advert for street?. . .u for add j/k so he will know your joking. . . .lol


Nwayz, Otuwe, im glad u understand me finally. . . .i wish u & Ability all d best in 2010 but frankly, i don't have that much time to wait for marriage. . . . on my part, i fit help u find babe sef. . . . but e go b on commission basis. . . .wetin u feel?

creamish, i have never said you must be the one. if u said u can arrange someone, no wahala. All is well. i just hope u will get quality for me.

cheerio

watz ur definition of quality?

Creamish:

watz your definition of quality?

creamish, i defined my kind of woman at the beginning of this thread. You may refresh ur memory

"I need a lady who is down-to-earth, fair (Optional), pretty and hard working"

Datz all?. . . .even witches are down to earth, pretty n hardworking. . . nwayz, different strokes they say!


Lemme search for dem. . . . Dis will b very easy cos dem boku!

Creamish:

"I need a lady who is down-to-earth, fair (Optional), pretty and hard working"

Datz all?. . . .even witches are down to earth, pretty n hardworking. . . nwayz, different strokes they say!


Lemme search for them. . . . Dis will b very easy because them boku!

Creamish, i expect u to be more intelligent than this. you should have known that i wont exhaust all the qualities here to avoid pretenders breathing down my neck. The remaining qualities are for my consumption alone. I will decode that when i meet the right lady.

Just for the records: I am not looking for any Tom, Dic and Harry.

cheerio

Where two blind men are eating soup with their bare hands. . . the important question becomes "Where is the chef?"

whitelexi:

Where two blind men are eating soup with their bare hands. . . the important question becomes "Where is the chef?"

LEXI, KINDLY RELATE UR PROVERB TO THIS THREAD. \THANKS

abilityman:

Creamish, i expect u to be more intelligent than this. you should have known that i wont exhaust all the qualities here to avoid pretenders breathing down my neck. The remaining qualities are for my consumption alone. I will decode that when i meet the right lady.

Just for the records: I am not looking for any Tom, Dic and Harry.

cheerio

I was trying to be intelligent when i asked u to define "QUALITY" but u chose to be smart n sacarstic by telling me to refresh my memory. . .i did refresh it by posting ur exact definition of "QUALITY" and now ur telling me to b intelligent









Bros u don chop?

from all these responses i can only decipher that creamish wants abilityman but wat she is not happy about is the fact that the wedding will be in 2010.

@abilityman

is there a way u cud change the date to suit creamish

@j-girl

pls convince creamish to agree for abilityman so that all nairalanders wud get the iv and come and eat plenty.

otuwe:

from all these responses i can only decipher that creamish wants abilityman but what she is not happy about is the fact that the wedding will be in 2010.

@abilityman

is there a way u cud change the date to suit creamish

@j-girl

please convince creamish to agree for abilityman so that all Nairaland users would get the iv and come and eat plenty.

From ur response, all i can decipher is dat u have a problem understanding simple english language

Creamish:

I was trying to be intelligent when i asked u to define "QUALITY" but u chose to be smart n sacarstic by telling me to refresh my memory. . .i did refresh it by posting your exact definition of "QUALITY" and now your telling me to b intelligent


Bros u don chop?

okay then, be more intelligent creamish!!! Just for the records, I don chop, over belefu dey worry me!!!

Creamish:

From your response, all i can decipher is that u have a problem understanding simple english language

creamish, dont attack otuwe too much. she is been positive. Nairaland will be happy if there is a hook-up.
cheerio

@Creamish

why oblige this abilityman this much

abilityman:

okay then, be more intelligent creamish!!! Just for the records, I don chop, over belefu dey worry me!!!
creamish, don't attack otuwe too much. she is been positive. Nairaland will be happy if there is a hook-up.
cheerio

hahahahaah * clearing throat* creamish my sweeet heart, as a friend i wanna let u know that no matter what u do am alwaiz by ur side, helping u dust the sand off ur wedding gown, and helping u transport the brideprice 2 ur mama 4 village, ofcourse i will take my transport fare out, lol, and petrol price is up now oooooo

acidrop:

hahahahaah * clearing throat* creamish my sweeet heart, as a friend i want to let u know that no matter what u do am alwaiz by your side, helping u dust the sand off your wedding gown, and helping u transport the brideprice 2 your mama 4 village, ofcourse i will take my transport fare out, lol, and petrol price is up now oooooo

acidrop, this was not revealed to u by any man.
creamish, listen to the words of wisdom

just for the reocords

wat do u mean its not revealed to me by any man, INFACT, if u wan 2 c creamish u have 2 come through me, N.B ( consultation fees apply) it seems u guys are taking the babe for granted, oya the new rules apply.

acidrop,

No wahala. give me her details. No problems ur demands will be met. I believe just for records, creamish would not mind.

Chherio

finnaly she is here!!! hope to start dating her in the next few weeks!!! cheers guys

@ Ability. . . . sweetdreamz


Acid. . . if my hands get u eh!!!


Kitaun. . . .Im just having fun ooo. . . . .I wish d bros wont take me serious

Creamish:

@ Ability. . . . sweetdreamz


Acid. . . if my hands get u eh!!!


Kitaun. . . .I'm just having fun ooo. . . . .I wish d bros wont take me serious

and what if the bros take u seriously creamish. Are u dating a Nairalander!!! u should have told me since. I am happy sha since my love is around the corner.

cheerio

Cheerioooo. . . enjoy cyberdating. . . culd b fun sha. . . .

Creamish:

Cheerioooo. . . enjoy cyberdating. . . culd b fun sha. . . .

Just for the records creamish, this one is not cyberdating, it is live and direct. Thanks though for keeping the thread alive. cheerio

Romeo and Juliet

This ability man must be physically or mentally disfigured.

So If no be cyberstuff, you no want?

Characters abound in nairaland.

Its not by force oh