>
>There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only one daughter.
>When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around
>town, that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular
>day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his
>daughter.
>
> On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out.
> Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.
>
> The rich man took them to his swimming pool and
> addressed the men: "any of you who can swim from one end of this
>swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I'll
>give him 50 million naira, a car and a house so they can start of life
>well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good
>luck!"
>
> As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of
> winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the
>pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.
> Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing
> their shirts again. Disappointed, some of them said "make de man go
>marry im pikin joo!".
>
> All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool.
> Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way
>across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the
>other side as the would-be in-law, panting.
>
> The rich man could not believe it. He asked the man to
> name anything he wanted. The man was still breathless, panting
>uncontrollably.
>
> Finally, he got himself together and made his request,
> saying, ", show me the pesin wey push me inside di swimming pool"
>
> Moral of the story: "You don't know what you are capable
> of doing until you are pushed
>

This joke is not only funny but it's morally good. Keep it up!

> Moral of the story: "You don't know what you are capable
> of doing until you are pushed

yeah! that's true and you also dont know the breakthrough and that incredible miracle that awaits if only you can make a move.

not dat funny 2 me sha but i like the lesson, am an Nnewi gurl so prospects, better learn 4rom da story wen coming 4 ma hand in marriage.lol