people lets start the bidding for NITEL OOO                [it is a game oo]

I START WITH =N=100

My aunt works at NITEL. It's a phone company. Well Biding for it i start iwth 1000 naira.

Going, Going, Gone!!!

Sold to the HOT Lady!

buddy:

Going, Going, Gone!!!

Sold to the HOT Lady!

whoa.. I bought it. (why r y'al funkinizing my name It's hot-angel. not hot lady, cool angrl or wateva )

Buddy, how could you say "gone" so soon? I would have bought it for N2000 you know.

pkrix. It's already mine.

hey hey guys cool it ok!

there is still more for sale,

NEPA is up for grabs whos interesred?

I am starting with 50 bucks!!

forty-nine

I am buying the two together both NITEL and NEPA for $100.
Our govt. trades in Dollars not Naira in fact the whole world.
So for this reason I've grapped the two because all the former bidders failed.
Cool angel! sorry it's no more yours your file of proposal has just been reviewed. It has gone to the right bidder that has forsight than others and that is "Great Peter"
  Sorry Cool Angel your money is refunded back to you. Enclosed is the bank draft for your refund.

great peter, i am glad you sent me back my money, but i am gonnahave to bid 2000 dollars for both. Beat it!

I am a reputable business man.
I don't bid high yet I beat others with high bidding to their nose.
"Oruka ti dowo na, o ku baba omo ti o bo."
The ring has entered my finger no jupiter can remove it.

yeah right. I am buying everything

Hot lady
dont you sleep?

anyways, lets end this thing.

the company goes to HOT ANGEL.

whether or not you bid higher!

Sounds like waht happens up there no?

What kind of partiality is this? how can you sell to hot-angie like that? Well, I'm buying hot-angel and everything she owns for £1 billion.

ha

sorry hot angel, ill take the money and fashi our half dead power and telecoms companies.

how far with virgin nigeria, i know its a new baby but who wants to have a go at it?

I want to take a step further by buying NIPOST.
Who wants to bid?

buddy:

Hot lady
don't you sleep?

LOLz. I sleep oo. Just that i am nut much of a night sleeper. I sleep by 5:00am and wake up by 12:30pm or 1:00.

IAH:

What kind of partiality is this? how can you sell to hot-angie like that? Well, I'm buying hot-angel and everything she owns for £1 billion.

I worth more than That hun!

Ok how much do you worth?

She is worth my life

awwwww kazey.. that is so sweet. the sweetest thing i have heard all day.

ok i buy kazey for 5 rupees,and hotangel for a billion dollars

loma:

ok i buy kazey for 5 rupees,and hotangel for a billion dollars

hahah thats so mean !!

kazey:

loma link=topic=590.msg12349#msg12349 date=1121192840:

ok i buy kazey for 5 rupees,and hotangel for a billion dollars

hahah thats so mean !!

yes it is mean.. loma apologise.

ok. I apologise. I will buy Kazey for how much it costs in dollars to buy tom-tom in naija!

lol. loma is crazy.

heheheh . funny.

ok, i put in my bid of 1 bad of garri and i cow for kazey and kazey and loma, and i keep the hotangel!

me worth 1 bag of garri and 1 cow, ( Well as a guy i suppose you wouldnt wanna buy a guy. I am for sale to ladies only. Except you are what i think you are not. Well even you are , your offer wouldnt still be considered

buddy:

ok, i put in my bid of 1 bad of garri and i cow for kazey and kazey and loma, and i keep the hotangel!

hahaha... You keep the hot-angel uh? Well let me count. going, going gone! Buddy's got the angel.

kazey:

me worth 1 bag of garri and 1 cow,

Sorry.. You are worth more than that.

ok, Kazey. You are worth much much more than that, but i still keep the hot lady!!

by the way i am straight o! Infact very very very straight!