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Children Of Nowadays by doncartel: 10:26pm On Jun 11, 2007
Richard and Margaret felt like having a bit of fun but their little child David was playing and jumping all over the house including in their bedroom.Richard then came up with a solution.He asked David to go on the balcony of their house and give a report of everything happening outside[since he wanted to become a policeman].Dave immediately went and started his job.'One car entering the street','Two ladies chatting here','Man fixing his roof there','Dog eating bone near gate'.

His parents had then started their lovemaking while he continued his job.All of a sudden,after few minutes,little Dave gave a shocking report-'The neighbours are f-cking'.Richard and Margaret immediately sprang out of bed after hearing that.'What did you say,Dave?' asked his dad.'The neighbours are f-cking',said David.'How did you know that' asked Richard.

'Their son is also on the balcony',David replied

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Re: Children Of Nowadays by lilmadam(f): 11:33am On Jun 12, 2007
sure he 'ld make a good police man,good boy
Re: Children Of Nowadays by desorlah(f): 5:36pm On Jun 12, 2007
Omo to daa mo

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