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Caption This! by Jecint: 3:07pm On Jun 08, 2020 |
CAPITALISM - Your mum washes your clothes. You pay her a dollar. She complains. You call the police and claim she's rioting. COMMUNISM - Your mum does the washing. You do the washing. Every night you salute a photo of your dad. SOCIALISM - Your mum does the washing. You do the cooking. Everyone is theoretically happy. FASCISM - Your mum does the washing whilst fearing for her life. NAZISM - Your mum does the washing. You gas the laundry room. FEUDALISM - Your mum does the washing and pays you tax. LIBERALISM - You watch your mum do the washing and feel really bad. "Something must be done" you say. Something may or may not be really done. LIBERTARIANISM - Your mum does the washing. You believe you did it. RELIGION - Your mum does the washing. You thank God. ATHEISM - Your mum does the washing. You write an article demanding peer reviewed evidence that she did in fact, do the washing. MISOGYNY - You hate your mum whether or not she does the washing. PATRIARCHY - Your mum does not exist. The washing is mysteriously done. FEMINISM - Your mum insists you grow up and do the washing. NIGERIAN FEMINISM - Your mum hires a house girl to do the washing while telling you that washing is not a woman’s job. COLONIALISM- You barge into your mum's room, claim you "discovered" it . Dump your dirty clothes on the floor. NEO CAPITALISM- Your mum does the washing. You pay her a dollar. You get her to do your friends washing. Your friend pays you $20. EGALITARIANISM -The one time you did the washing is proof it's all equal and no one needs feminism anymore. NARCISSISM- You look good in the clothes your mum washed. AFRICAN TRADITIONAL RELIGION - Your mum did not do the washing just once and you consult the gods to find out why. PDP - Your mum did half of the washing and sold the remaining half of your clothes. APC - Your mum said your clothes are terrible and turned them to rags, never got you new clothes. AGNOSTICISM - You do not care whether your mum does the washing or not. You don't wear the clothes she washes. RIVERS STATE - Your mum uses a task force to ensure that you do the washing yourself. |
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