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| Ransome by Maneater1(f): 9:20am On Jun 12, 2007 |
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "Militants have kidnapped OBJ. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a litre." |
| Re: Ransome by iice(f): 3:33pm On Jun 12, 2007 |
Ouch  |
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