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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by seanjy4konji: 4:07pm On Jun 12, 2020
I am in shock also here...never expered Nigeria to turn this way.

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by GoodofNaija: 4:08pm On Jun 12, 2020
This is a thread of shocks shocked











I have just been shocked! embarassed
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by engrjacuzzi: 4:10pm On Jun 12, 2020
I'm shocked the way our President reacts to shocking events in the country.

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by wildikeman(m): 4:11pm On Jun 12, 2020
semyman:
UPDATE: UNIBEN Undergraduate Uwaila Vera Omozuwa's Rape Case The arrested suspect Mr Chibuzo confessed to DSS that, it was the RCCG pastor that paid them 1.5 million naira to kill the year one UNIBEN student. According to our source The pastor impregnated the girl and asked her to abort the baby, but the girl refused. So, the made arrangement for them to meet at their usual hangout spot which is the church, that was where the pastor set her up. He paid some hoodlums 1.5million and told them where to meet the girl. So, instead of seeing the pastor in the church, The girl met the hoodlums. After hitting her head with fire extinguisher, the hoodlums decided to have a taste of her before she died, so, they took their turns. The pastor did that to cover his sins but it has backfired. Both the pastor and his wife are on the run because they planned dastardly act together!


If this stoey is true... Then..... I'm shocked

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by PatAnselm(m): 4:13pm On Jun 12, 2020
Baba is always in shock ��... Those newspaper editors ain't creative at all, they should coman learn from bloggers jare
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jun 12, 2020
helinues:
Jobless pastor using ex title since God knows when... undecided

You're in SHOCK like your president son

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jun 12, 2020
semyman:
UPDATE: UNIBEN Undergraduate Uwaila Vera Omozuwa's Rape Case The arrested suspect Mr Chibuzo confessed to DSS that, it was the RCCG pastor that paid them 1.5 million naira to kill the year one UNIBEN student. According to our source The pastor impregnated the girl and asked her to abort the baby, but the girl refused. So, the made arrangement for them to meet at their usual hangout spot which is the church, that was where the pastor set her up. He paid some hoodlums 1.5million and told them where to meet the girl. So, instead of seeing the pastor in the church, The girl met the hoodlums. After hitting her head with fire extinguisher, the hoodlums decided to have a taste of her before she died, so, they took their turns. The pastor did that to cover his sins but it has backfired. Both the pastor and his wife are on the run because they planned dastardly act together!
Jeeeeeeeesus!

If this is true, then it's shocking!

No be PMB only sabi shock.

Doctors need to give report on 'pregnancy' then.

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Nobody: 4:18pm On Jun 12, 2020
stillg in SHOCK that buhari has ruine this country completely

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jun 12, 2020
[color=#006600][/color] Am in shock that apc failed woefuly

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jun 12, 2020
Stephenomozzy:
grin I'm not a big fan of Baba,
But maybe the editors of the News agencies using the "shock" word repeatedly should learn that there are other synonyms for the term.

Current and coming governments will always express shock. It's a Nigerian politics thing


Oga, you can go and tell all the news media outlet in Nigeria how to report what PMB himself says.

The man or his media people always comes out to say he is shocked about things. The news media outlets should help him use a synonym for shock every time he expresses shock with what is going on in the country?

He is an irresponsible leader who has never been known to accept any form of responsibility. It didn't start today. He has always feigned ignorance with what goes on under his leadership right from the time he was a military leader

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by doggedfighter(f): 4:25pm On Jun 12, 2020
semyman:
UPDATE: UNIBEN Undergraduate Uwaila Vera Omozuwa's Rape Case The arrested suspect Mr Chibuzo confessed to DSS that, it was the RCCG pastor that paid them 1.5 million naira to kill the year one UNIBEN student. According to our source The pastor impregnated the girl and asked her to abort the baby, but the girl refused. So, the made arrangement for them to meet at their usual hangout spot which is the church, that was where the pastor set her up. He paid some hoodlums 1.5million and told them where to meet the girl. So, instead of seeing the pastor in the church, The girl met the hoodlums. After hitting her head with fire extinguisher, the hoodlums decided to have a taste of her before she died, so, they took their turns. The pastor did that to cover his sins but it has backfired. Both the pastor and his wife are on the run because they planned dastardly act together!

Is this true?
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jun 12, 2020
He is an irresponsible leader who has never been known to accept any form of responsibility. It didn't start today. He has always feigned ignorance with what goes on under his leadership right from the time he was a military leader.

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by nams77: 4:28pm On Jun 12, 2020
NextPresido:
The way bubu dey shock he can supply 24hrs electricity to the whole Nigeria
Lol. Comedians full nairaland i swear! grin

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Godsage(m): 4:29pm On Jun 12, 2020
helinues:


Talk about your generation not mine cos we are doing pretty fine
Two educated illiterate
Both of you belongs to the same generation.

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by trutht828: 4:33pm On Jun 12, 2020
IgboGirlsFucker:
I am always in shock too.
Whenever I remember how PDPǐgs ruin this country too for good 16 years with no accomplishments.
Despite the fact that Crude Oil was sold at an average of 140 dollars per barrel.

No stable power (electricity)
No good road and networks
No poverty elevations

Now we have another evil recycled party in power.
This country tire me.
The older generations are full of GREED, wrecklessness and failure.

Members of that PDP are now calling shots in the APC.

Buhari worked for Abacha and Abacha was part of those who ruined the country. So, Buhari too is not innocent.

Only an idiot with dead brain will not know that both APC and PDP are the same bunch of thieves

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by izubext007: 4:37pm On Jun 12, 2020
can some one just disconnect the shocking wire.

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by koldej(m): 4:37pm On Jun 12, 2020
M in shock reading this post...what re u in shock of??
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by thundafire: 4:39pm On Jun 12, 2020
Deadmeat wouldn't come to show in dis thread.

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Bestvicky16(f): 4:42pm On Jun 12, 2020
PMP's shock is shocking me sef��

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Afromentalist: 4:42pm On Jun 12, 2020
Very correct one from Reno. This applies even to most of africa. Africans are always reacting to events, rarely pro-acting and anticipating.
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by davillian(m): 4:46pm On Jun 12, 2020
Im in shock after pmb speech this morning

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Mbenny(m): 4:47pm On Jun 12, 2020
we no get light for 9ja wetin come dey shock BUBU?

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by GoodofNaija: 4:47pm On Jun 12, 2020
Can't wait for the final shock of bubu
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by Talkingoil(m): 4:49pm On Jun 12, 2020
khingTony:
na true sha oh


grin


but the sad part is that, after he recovers from his shock, instead of doing something about the situation, he'll let it be, then, when the situation escalates, it will shock him again. grin


that's the president we are all dealing with
A shocking president

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by esereme2019: 4:49pm On Jun 12, 2020
semyman:
UPDATE: UNIBEN Undergraduate Uwaila Vera Omozuwa's Rape Case The arrested suspect Mr Chibuzo confessed to DSS that, it was the RCCG pastor that paid them 1.5 million naira to kill the year one UNIBEN student. According to our source The pastor impregnated the girl and asked her to abort the baby, but the girl refused. So, the made arrangement for them to meet at their usual hangout spot which is the church, that was where the pastor set her up. He paid some hoodlums 1.5million and told them where to meet the girl. So, instead of seeing the pastor in the church, The girl met the hoodlums. After hitting her head with fire extinguisher, the hoodlums decided to have a taste of her before she died, so, they took their turns. The pastor did that to cover his sins but it has backfired. Both the pastor and his wife are on the run because they planned dastardly act together!

Am shocked

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Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by wedeaz: 4:50pm On Jun 12, 2020
wedeaz
Re: Reno Omokri To Buhari: You Are Always In Shock, We Don't Need A Shock Absorber by jaykeyz10(m): 4:52pm On Jun 12, 2020
Reno's tweet is shockingly shocking

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