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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by ArticleBeast: 10:53pm On Jun 18, 2020
ud4u:
Remedy is acceptance of Jesus Christ in your life, so that you will not be involved in sex before marriage
Even a harmless sleepover is risky for both male and female

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 10:54pm On Jun 18, 2020
what about ouf she die while you re having sex with her.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:54pm On Jun 18, 2020
armyofone:
I thought you should be working during the day time but na sex you encourage people to use daytime for ? You see why poverty no go leave or finish for Nigeria! undecided


Get well soon bro shocked

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by KayCee92(m): 10:57pm On Jun 18, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

Na still the same thing

Lol grin grin

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by angelfallz(m): 10:59pm On Jun 18, 2020
Mayng01:
As long as you still invite them in broad daylight or passing the night, what is meant to happen is bound to happen. Pray for God’s protection. The only way out is not to invite them at all and abstain till one is married. If one is married and a wife or husband dies overnight, all one will do is wail and cry, one is crying not because he will be arrested but just because a loved one is gone. ( I believe you see the big difference) abstinence.
The only reasonable comment so far

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Mayflowa(m): 11:01pm On Jun 18, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

Na still the same thing

lol...smashing? where did that word com from?

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by KayCee92(m): 11:02pm On Jun 18, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
Is op a female or a male
Am confuse here

transgendered
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Somodooo: 11:03pm On Jun 18, 2020
Ademoore07:
Why do u guys hate this girl?
who's ?i don't know such person
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:04pm On Jun 18, 2020
Wonderful.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Deicide: 11:04pm On Jun 18, 2020
@op how much are you paying mods to push your stuff to fp grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by johnnychuks(m): 11:05pm On Jun 18, 2020
you know fully well that shi is not filling fine and you still went ahead to engaged her in sex rump you are lucky! the life is full of risk, you better get married than taking all this risk man.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Aurelius1(m): 11:05pm On Jun 18, 2020
DenreleDave:


Smash with utmost care grin

God forgive me God forgive me God forgive me

I remember finger**g the same lady and she was shaking and I stopped F-ing her but she was still shaking like sumone unconscious.. I never knew she was having orgasm...

She was doing as if she was epileptic, though no spit but her eyes were sumaw, her body was folded...

Damn guys, I was scared to death... I was tapping her but she wunt come back to normal, still folding herself.... Until after 2 mins or so, she came back to normal...

Guys, I was confused... For this night.. Wetin I wan do, who I wan call??

Chai... Be careful guys...
You must be a clown grin grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Gluckdude20(m): 11:06pm On Jun 18, 2020
men have jobs to attend to during the day. no one is keeping a girl morning to night just to straff.
having a lady over over night is not evitable. just be careful and you will learn more as you grow.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by angelfallz(m): 11:09pm On Jun 18, 2020
TemmyT002:
Flee fornication to have peace of mind

The second reasonable comment so far.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by kingthreat(m): 11:10pm On Jun 18, 2020
I have seen a situation where a neighbor invites a girl to the house, the next day she started exhibiting symptoms of mental imbalance. This girl stripped herself naked in the compound. What was coded became open. Fortunately when he contacted her family members on her phone, they found out she regularly has mental switches. The family came to pick her the next day.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by greggng: 11:10pm On Jun 18, 2020
DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends


I hope you 've gone for covid19 test ?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by kaka22(m): 11:11pm On Jun 18, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

Na still the same thing
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by LawyerEmilord(m): 11:11pm On Jun 18, 2020
EzzyCarter:
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako grin . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk wink asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes open. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) grin . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? angryThe rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel sad . God save us all..
��. You be Samson nau, and she is Delilah. On a serious note, we need to be careful. 5 minutes sex can destroy one's life.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Abolajihowells2: 11:13pm On Jun 18, 2020
Na sense go kill you! Person no dey die for afternoon?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by ZooOga: 11:14pm On Jun 18, 2020
abeg, which invite? which smashing? team vaseline check in. grin

lucky smashers, do ur thing, no hate! cheesy

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by angelfallz(m): 11:16pm On Jun 18, 2020
TemmyT002:
Flee fornication to have peace of mind
The third reasonable comment so far.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by EzzyCarter: 11:17pm On Jun 18, 2020
LawyerEmilord:
��. [b]You be Samson nau, and she is Delilah. On a serious note, we need to be careful. [/b]5 minutes sex can destroy one's life.

Lmao grin @bolded.
Indeed bro. We need to be careful

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by angelfallz(m): 11:17pm On Jun 18, 2020
Olisehinnocent:
When am in school, I remembered bringing olosho to bang overnight. After some rounds I slept off. In my dream a saw a big python tightening me with its body. As it was about to swallow me I use my last strength to grab it and almost choke life out from it, I woke up immediately only to see the girl holding me and was looking at me. I push her hand away from me and she shifted. That was the last time i carry olosho. We guys needs to be careful.

God saved you

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by airliner(m): 11:18pm On Jun 18, 2020
[quote author=Froshloaded post=90761867]What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

That's to say she will be buried in the evening

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by angelfallz(m): 11:18pm On Jun 18, 2020
ud4u:
Remedy is acceptance of Jesus Christ in your life, so that you will not be involved in sex before marriage
4th reasonable comment so far

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:20pm On Jun 18, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

Na still the same thing


grin

U cracked my ribs. grin

Na im be say what is not good, is not good.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jun 18, 2020
DenreleDave:


Smash with utmost care grin

God forgive me God forgive me God forgive me

I remember finger**g the same lady and she was shaking and I stopped F-ing her but she was still shaking like sumone unconscious.. I never knew she was having orgasm...

She was doing as if she was epileptic, though no spit but her eyes were sumaw, her body was folded...

Damn guys, I was scared to death... I was tapping her but she wunt come back to normal, still folding herself.... Until after 2 mins or so, she came back to normal...

Guys, I was confused... For this night.. Wetin I wan do, who I wan call??

Chai... Be careful guys...


grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by tenderjunkie: 11:21pm On Jun 18, 2020
EzzyCarter:
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako grin . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk wink asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes open. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) grin . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? angryThe rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel sad . God save us all..
Nairaland and story. Oga now that she didn't succeed in cutting your hair, how many millions do you have in your account?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by letitrainnow(m): 11:23pm On Jun 18, 2020
Are you a lady or a man? Why are you afraid?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jun 18, 2020
Levels1:


A fake life person.

grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jun 18, 2020
fati2001:

you better respect yourself pls.

grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by showafrica(m): 11:26pm On Jun 18, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

Na still the same thing

Night long.. For day, u fit get help or even rush her to hospital. Everything na risk sha, man must chop

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