An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."


I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me,

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.


A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."


A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough."


lol

U Try.

geez, am beginning to have suspicions that El Guapo was right. u dont have to like it, odas will

very hilarious , *my penis indeed**

eerm,yinkaleak

d joke try

if u n0r lyk my coment,eerm y dnt u go frigg urself with a knife

*dnt dare insult me*

yinkalink:


A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough."


lol

. am rolling on the floor oooooo. error indeed. 1 inch long i guess.

Yinka keep this up, leave eldav with his wahala behind. Remember we r through with people like him, they went away with 2010, so dont let him bug u.

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough."

yinka is bak, missed ur presence, rotflmao

ememolu

u got a problem with me?

YINKA nice joke
the last was

the last was off-da-hook!

yeah dats the word @nelson

eldav:

ememolu

u got a problem with me?

Yesssss oooooooo. i no like d way u, studio n d rest d fret anytime someone place a joke in dis section. weather stale or not funny, u dont av 2 make any comment. its not compulsory, u only comment when u av a positive contribution, addition and criticism. una go just dey run,
anywayz my dear, no personal feeling sha ooo, sometimes i enjoi d fights u guys do in here.
make u no fight me though because me i no get power 4 ur wahala ooo. just dont make any comment after this abeg. take am like that. gbam

LMAO yinkalicious, that was _*hmmmm* nice

tnks kodie

too long

Yinka, funny

thank u, thank u, thank u, thank u, thank u. every wan.


shakara i missed u too, av just bin soooooooooooooo beezy. no mind me jare




p.s if u dont lyk it, check my signature