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What Is The Difference Between Politicians And Prostitutes? by 989900: 9:46am On Jun 23, 2020
Politics is the oldest profession in the world, and Prostitution is the second oldest.

Ironically, they both require not much skill-set/qualification (at least not on the virtuous side of the divide). They both require that you should basically be shameless. They both share the same bed most of the times.



Re: What Is The Difference Between Politicians And Prostitutes? by CodeTemplar: 9:49am On Jun 23, 2020
Hmmmm....
Re: What Is The Difference Between Politicians And Prostitutes? by Sikay19(m): 9:59am On Jun 23, 2020
cool The difference is very very clear now, you understand. Men pay to f*ck prostitute while we (people) vote politicians to f*ck us. You expect selfless services from politicians while you expect nothing but p**sy from prostitutes. Politicians are respected prostitutes in the society while prostitutes are condemned people in the society. But then, They are both shameless grin

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Re: What Is The Difference Between Politicians And Prostitutes? by Nobody: 10:00am On Jun 23, 2020
undecided undecided.. na dem Sabi, as for me hooo, I weak patapata, may God scatter everything , make we start afresh grin grin.
This time around, we will remove the Apple story wink wink

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Re: What Is The Difference Between Politicians And Prostitutes? by overall90: 10:03am On Jun 23, 2020
The difference is clear.
a prostitute does not collect from you and not render service angry

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Re: What Is The Difference Between Politicians And Prostitutes? by FlordFlorez(m): 10:06am On Jun 23, 2020
Same. Politicians switch parties at anytime, prostitudes switch customers too. Politicians bleep their opponents during election, prostitudes bleep their customers too during coiture, the both words start with letter 'p', etc. Lolz!
Re: What Is The Difference Between Politicians And Prostitutes? by 989900: 2:53pm On Jun 23, 2020
FlordFlorez:
Same. Politicians switch parties at anytime, prostitudes switch customers too. Politicians bleep their opponents during election, prostitudes bleep their customers too during coiture, the both words start with letter 'p', etc. Lolz!

LoL
Re: What Is The Difference Between Politicians And Prostitutes? by 989900: 2:54pm On Jun 23, 2020
Sikay19:
cool The difference is very very clear now, you understand. Men pay to f*ck prostitute while we (people) vote politicians to f*ck us. You expect selfless services from politicians while you expect nothing but p**sy from prostitutes. Politicians are respected prostitutes in the society while prostitutes are condemned people in the society. But then, They are both shameless grin

cheesy grin cheesy

Who is the "oga pata-pata of them all"?

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